If HH were a band...

Manly McMacho · 2012-05-07 00:58:46

CAU: Lead singers and band faces (with the added bonus of being a couple like Jack and Meg White)

Imi: Boobguitar

JUSTICE!: Drunken drums

Naney: DJ

Squiddles: Bass

Yarrun: Keyboardist

Degenerate Whore: Tambourine

Viani, Windy, Vriska: Back-up singers

Tre: Advertising / managing

Gelzo: Hawt groupie that's only kept around for the nasty [ ]

Imipolex G · 2012-05-07 00:59:16

Evidently you don't know about my boobguitar.

Tre · 2012-05-07 01:03:45

but jack and meg broke up though

Imipolex G · 2012-05-07 01:05:22

We need a keyboardist.

Isn't Yarrun a musician of some sort?

Unknown · 2012-05-07 01:05:39

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Viani · 2012-05-07 01:05:56

-back up sings-

Manly McMacho · 2012-05-07 01:09:00

^^^^SHUT THE HELL UP THAT'S NOT CANON

-bitchslaps tre before kissing the slapmark and putting a band-ade on it-

now go out there and manage like you've never managed before! :D

^^^SO IT SHALL BE

Gelzo · 2012-05-07 04:00:25

My phone can't highlight the text.

I need to know what nasty I'm for.

Obā-san · 2012-05-07 04:01:48

Nothing, its just black highlighting.

Füschlatz · 2012-05-07 04:01:57

I would probably be the main guy in charge of maintaining the band's website (if there even is anyone else working on it).

Bunny · 2012-05-07 08:00:09

I can totally play the tuba

You know, if we need one of those

Füschlatz · 2012-05-07 08:06:42

I would love to work behind the scenes for a band that can play "I Just Can't Stop Thinking About Balls" without electronic sampling.

One-Winged Eagle · 2012-05-07 09:10:00

I'm the studio exec.

I tempt the band to sell out.

DickGrabrod · 2012-05-07 09:23:18

-produces-

thenamelesssamurai · 2012-05-07 10:06:30

Dibs on recording engineer. *totally predicable post from TNS*

Justice4243 · 2012-05-07 16:01:39

I actually took home the gold in our company's karaoke competition during our "Olympic games" event.

I can probably sing while drunk, too. :P

All Nines · 2012-05-07 17:00:04

If the band ever needs a clarinet player, holla at me.

DickGrabrod · 2012-05-07 17:18:12

I'm thinkin hella gospel with this arrangement.

Misery · 2012-05-07 17:22:38

I'm the violinist.

Spacey · 2012-05-07 17:29:02

I'd be the guy who gets kicked out of the band due to "creative differences".

Viani · 2012-05-07 18:20:49

if HH were a band, it would suck, and only naney and juan would listen to them

Unknown · 2012-05-07 18:54:11

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Spacey · 2012-05-07 19:01:13

It was performance art.

Justice4243 · 2012-05-07 19:07:35

To be fair, I didn't really know how to play the drums, and it wasn't his fault they where all soaking in Everclear.

Haven · 2012-05-07 19:19:13

Wait, this is the kind of band where you're not supposed to get drunk and burn things? No wonder I'm not in it.

Boney · 2012-05-07 19:23:48

I'd be a crazed fan

Mr_W · 2012-05-07 21:18:26

I'm the flautist that makes a fool of himself.

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