You start with a 2-liter bottle of 7-Up

Comments

• Tatterhood

  2017-04-04 01:15:39

  an 8-litre bottle of 1-up seems like it would come in handy
  
• Tatterhood

  2017-04-04 01:16:22

  alternatively, a 4.5-litre bottle of 4.5-up maximizes the total amount of up
  
• Princess Alice

  2017-04-04 01:23:21

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  Wait, are you allowed to have fractional Ups?
• Imipolex G

  2017-04-04 01:26:33

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  I do that Super Mario trick where you stomp the koopa on the stairway to get 99 1-Ups
  
• Tatterhood

  2017-04-04 01:29:25

  Central Avenue said:

  Wait, are you allowed to have fractional Ups?

  I don't know, do you want to make everyone solve integer quadratic programming problems all day
  
• MetaFour

  2017-04-04 01:45:05

  For once, or maybe twice, I was in my prime.

  With 8 liters of 1-Up, just imagine how many recipes from this book I could make!
• Lunate

  2017-04-04 01:45:56

  Transient.

  If you keep going after 8 1-Ups, do you get 9 0-Ups? If you keep going, do you get 10 -1-Ups? Is it equivalent to 10 1-Downs?
  
• Tatterhood

  2017-04-04 01:48:07

  at least, we can finally learn how 7-down tastes
  
  hopefully good since we'll have 16 litres of it
  
• Princess Alice

  2017-04-04 03:50:15

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  Just watch out, because if you're not careful you might end up with dnL

  
  

  
  
• Anonus

  2017-04-04 03:56:10

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  At least you wouldn't end up with KDNL
• eriophora zia

  2017-04-04 04:22:21

  I have cut a caper with the dancing mad god

  Somehow I ended up with 5 2.3-Sideways 

  
  

  send help
• Calica

  2017-04-04 04:28:33

  Sup bitches, witches, Haters, and trolls.

  shit now i have sixteen liters of dnL
• lee4hmz

  2017-04-04 05:20:41

  ⚠ THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS

  MAKE 7
  UP YOURS
• Fossilmaiden

  2017-04-04 05:25:08

  Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
  

  I broke something and ended up with a can of Zup. What do I do?
• glennmagusharvey

  2017-04-04 05:50:13

  I tried to break it that same way but I instead ended up with seven hurricanes crossed with seven dog-girls.
  
• Bee

  2017-04-04 05:55:59

  Tatterhood said:

  alternatively, a 4.5-litre bottle of 4.5-up maximizes the total amount of up
  

  mad ups
• eriophora zia

  2017-04-04 15:11:49

  I have cut a caper with the dancing mad god

  Fossilmaiden said:

  I broke something and ended up with a can of Zup. What do I do?

  Be glad it isn't Sprite. 
• Sredni Vashtar

  2017-04-04 20:34:07

  “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”

  Add some Wud and chase it with some Madood.