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ITT: Michael Bloomberg answers your questions:

millercrossmillercross
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hi yes im the independent ex-mayor of new york, Michael Bloomberg. I have a lot of insanely good opinions like "maybe black people should be frisked and searched more" and "my musty dick can fit into most spaces" 

and today i came here to answer your questions come at me

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  • AnonusAnonus
    I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    How do you feel about CNBC
  • KlinotaxisKlinotaxis
    kill living beings
    What is an example of a space your musty dick cannot fit into?
  • millercrossmillercross
    Klinotaxis said:

    What is an example of a space your musty dick cannot fit into?

    Thank you for asking this.

    As a new yorker, born and bred, i have long held my dick and thrusted it into the worst fucking places. It's what being a ghoul is all about.

    With that said, from experience i can tell you my dick doesn't fit into a car's exhaust. Sadly I can't fuck cars. Granted, I do believe that a younger more virile man than me can do it, but unfortunately, I, Michael Bloomberg, ex-Mayor of New York can't do it.
  • millercrossmillercross
    Anonus said:

    How do you feel about CNBC

    the canadian national broadcast company is a war crime and its CEO should go to the hague where i have both a time share and a part time gig as judge
  • Imipolex GImipolex G
    Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Metallica or Megadeth
  • millercrossmillercross
    Imipolex G said:

    Metallica or Megadeth

    Slayer. long live the white race
  • Imipolex GImipolex G
    Touch the cow. Do it now.
    pfft wahaha!
  • CalicaCalica
    Sup bitches, witches, Haters, and trolls.
    boy, the acc in brooklyn, isn't that some weird shit
  • AlduinAlduin
    Wait you like Slayer better than Metallica?
  • Obā-sanObā-san

    "Slayer is better than Metallica" is a borderline objective statement
  • millercrossmillercross
    Calica said:

    boy, the acc in brooklyn, isn't that some weird shit

    actually basketball is bad
    as mayor of new york i had to take all of the money from the knicks to fund my state dinners and do more racism

    Alduin said:

    Wait you like Slayer better than Metallica?

    im a new yorkian millionaire who eats souls and masturbates to the crying of the poor what did you expect
  • Imipolex GImipolex G
    Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Tamlin said:

    "Slayer is better than Metallica" is a borderline objective statement

    nah
  • TatterhoodTatterhood
    even metallica is better than metallica
  • Imipolex GImipolex G
    Touch the cow. Do it now.
    it depends on what era of Metallica were talking about though.

    Anyway, for Mr. Bloomberg: Super NES or Sega Genesis?
  • millercrossmillercross
    Imipolex G said:

    it depends on what era of Metallica were talking about though.

    Anyway, for Mr. Bloomberg: Super NES or Sega Genesis?

    actually.....................................N64. i like my controllers to be multi-pronged, just like my tentacles
  • Imipolex GImipolex G
    Touch the cow. Do it now.
    N64? the kiddie console? ha!
  • millercrossmillercross
    Imipolex G said:

    Tamlin said:

    "Slayer is better than Metallica" is a borderline objective statement

    nah
    (real talk: pretending that the band that made master of puppets isn't deserving of all of your love is a war crime in at least 9 countries)
  • millercrossmillercross
    Imipolex G said:

    N64? the kiddie console? ha!

    take that back or the nypd will go to your house sir
  • Imipolex GImipolex G
    Touch the cow. Do it now.
    I'm in Pennsylvania, I don't give a fuck about the nypd.
  • Salix BabylonikaSalix Babylonika
    https://i.imgur.com/IoGc2jA.jpg
    Metallica

    more like

    Mehtallica
  • millercrossmillercross
    edited 2017-03-08 20:52:42
    Imipolex G said:

    I'm in Pennsylvania, I don't give a fuck about the nypd.

    when i was mayor of new york we didn't let any americans say anything like this without getting three bullets in the back
  • Imipolex GImipolex G
    Touch the cow. Do it now.
    I'm bulletproof, I don't give a fuck about bullets.
  • CrystalCrystal
    Munch munch, chomp chomp...
    (ash-a-clack-clack)
    (ash-a-clack-clack)
    (ash-a-clack-clack)
    Bullet
    (ash-a-clack-clack)
    Bullet, bullet
    (ash-a-clack-clack)
    Bullet, bullet, bulletproof
  • Sredni VashtarSredni Vashtar
    “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    >>H.P. Lovecraft's early works.
    >>The touch of a beautiful centaur.
    >>The Armenian alphabet.
    >Discuss.
  • AlduinAlduin
    I like Don't Tread on Me because it's relevant to my political situation
  • millercrossmillercross
    Sredni Vashtar said:

    >>H.P. Lovecraft's early works.
    >>The touch of a beautiful centaur.
    >>The Armenian alphabet.
    >Discuss.

    as the first independent politician to fuck a centaur...it's overrated

    armenian isn't an alphabet what are you babbling about

    i loved doing racism with hp lovecraft all the time we inhaled racism constantly and it often led to centaur fucking (which i regret)
  • CalicaCalica
    Sup bitches, witches, Haters, and trolls.
    who's more racist: you or the governor of texas
  • millercrossmillercross
    Definitely Greg Abbott. While I love working at the racism store, Greg manages it and is very efficient at it these days. Big ups to Greg
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