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• Crystal

  2017-02-12 02:55:51

  Munch munch, chomp chomp...

  You're not wrong.
• Sredni Vashtar

  2017-02-12 02:59:38

  “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”

  That CD one was magical. I'm subscribed now.
  
• Bee

  2017-02-12 03:45:55

  Oh that Pyrex one takes me back to high school chem class.  My teacher told us horror stories of some of her older demonstrations, and one of them involved burning potassium in a Pyrex bowl.  That shit is tough as nails, but when it goes, it goes.
• Imipolex G

  2017-02-12 05:25:21

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  aestheticization of violence
• Princess Alice

  2017-02-12 05:28:35

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  bonus: at 343,000 frames per second, recording for five seconds produced nineteen and a half hours of video

  
  

  and they uploaded the full thing to youtube!

  
  

  
  
• Imipolex G

  2017-02-12 05:31:40

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  perception of Time is a funny thing, eh?
• Viani

  2017-02-12 05:40:29

  ☭ B̤̺͍̰͕̺̠̕u҉̖͙̝̮͕̲ͅm̟̼̦̠̹̙p͡s̹͖ ̻T́h̗̫͈̙̩r̮e̴̩̺̖̠̭̜ͅa̛̪̟͍̣͎͖̺d͉̦͠s͕̞͚̲͍ ̲̬̹̤Y̻̤̱o̭͠u̥͉̥̜͡ ̴̥̪D̳̲̳̤o̴͙̘͓̤̟̗͇n̰̗̞̼̳͙͖͢'҉͖t̳͓̣͍̗̰ ͉W̝̳͓̼͜a̗͉̳͖̘̮n͕ͅt͚̟͚ ̸̺T̜̖̖̺͎̱ͅo̭̪̰̼̥̜ ̼͍̟̝R̝̹̮̭ͅͅe̡̗͇a͍̘̤͉͘d̼̜  ⚢

  

  Do flies see us in 2,000k frames a second? which is why their dodge game matches my eyeliner game?
• Imipolex G

  2017-02-12 06:08:59

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  see, that's a thing I wonder about.
• Viani

  2017-02-12 08:18:33

  ☭ B̤̺͍̰͕̺̠̕u҉̖͙̝̮͕̲ͅm̟̼̦̠̹̙p͡s̹͖ ̻T́h̗̫͈̙̩r̮e̴̩̺̖̠̭̜ͅa̛̪̟͍̣͎͖̺d͉̦͠s͕̞͚̲͍ ̲̬̹̤Y̻̤̱o̭͠u̥͉̥̜͡ ̴̥̪D̳̲̳̤o̴͙̘͓̤̟̗͇n̰̗̞̼̳͙͖͢'҉͖t̳͓̣͍̗̰ ͉W̝̳͓̼͜a̗͉̳͖̘̮n͕ͅt͚̟͚ ̸̺T̜̖̖̺͎̱ͅo̭̪̰̼̥̜ ̼͍̟̝R̝̹̮̭ͅͅe̡̗͇a͍̘̤͉͘d̼̜  ⚢

  

  Highest Rated PornHUB Comments:

  watching things get destroyed on high-speed camera is so strangely satisfying

  116 Upvotes
• Princess Alice

  2017-02-12 08:24:16

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  ...porn shot with a high-speed camera would be interesting, to say the least.
• Viani

  2017-02-12 08:26:08

  ☭ B̤̺͍̰͕̺̠̕u҉̖͙̝̮͕̲ͅm̟̼̦̠̹̙p͡s̹͖ ̻T́h̗̫͈̙̩r̮e̴̩̺̖̠̭̜ͅa̛̪̟͍̣͎͖̺d͉̦͠s͕̞͚̲͍ ̲̬̹̤Y̻̤̱o̭͠u̥͉̥̜͡ ̴̥̪D̳̲̳̤o̴͙̘͓̤̟̗͇n̰̗̞̼̳͙͖͢'҉͖t̳͓̣͍̗̰ ͉W̝̳͓̼͜a̗͉̳͖̘̮n͕ͅt͚̟͚ ̸̺T̜̖̖̺͎̱ͅo̭̪̰̼̥̜ ̼͍̟̝R̝̹̮̭ͅͅe̡̗͇a͍̘̤͉͘d̼̜  ⚢

  

  Central Avenue said:

  ...porn shot with a high-speed camera would be interesting, to say the least.

  About 726,000 results (0.50 seconds
  

  
  

  THEY ARE OUT THERE

  
  

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• Bee

  2017-02-12 08:49:22

  Central Avenue said:

  ...porn shot with a high-speed camera would be interesting, to say the least.

  The first thing I thought of is how trashy soap operas always have that uncanny high FPS.
• glennmagusharvey

  2017-02-12 09:29:04

  I clicked this thread expecting Edgerton and that's not what happened
  
• Anonus

  2017-02-12 11:10:15

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  Bee said:

  Central Avenue said:

  ...porn shot with a high-speed camera would be interesting, to say the least.

  The first thing I thought of is how trashy soap operas always have that uncanny high FPS.

  
  That's a good thing about soaps though
• Lunate

  2017-02-12 15:20:07

  Transient.