Bee Movie but
every time they say "bee" it is replaced by Aesop Rock saying "colony collapse disorder" and every time someone inhales the entirety of "Once In A Lifetime" by Talking Heads plays, every time David Byrne says "lifetime" it is replaced by the entirety of Bee Movie but this time every time someone says bee it gets faster and is also replaced with ten minutes randomly culled from a documentary on bees that dates to 1973. I give you a hamburger. Every time you take a bite of the hamburger you are replaced with the Nutshack theme, but every time they say "nutshack" you are returned to a zygote and experience life anew up until this point again, you will retain no memory of these events. Every time you sneeze the Nutshack theme is replaced with Shrek 2. Every time someone says Ogre it gets faster and you get $5 your next purchase at Blockbuster. Every time someone says "Donkey" Blockbuster alternates quantumly between existing as a thriving franchise and being the sad tale of corporate hubris it is today. Every time a Blockbuster shuts down the universe is replaced with Bee Movie. I give you a hamburger.
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Bee Movie but every time they display the Navier-Stokes Equations it's replaced with the movie A Beautiful Mind.
Bee Movie but every time Bowser laughs it's replaced by a live speedrun of Hotel Mario courtesy of Games Done Quick.
so therefore herman cain's quoting the first pokémon movie's theme song is an empty set
every time i see that ghost, this tune actually comes into my mind first:
Bb movie.
(Also it was indeed a good shitpost)
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