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THIS IS A REQUIRED MONTHLY TEST OF THE CENTRALIA CIVIL DEFENSE EMERGENCY BROADCAST SYSTEM.

Princess AlicePrincess Alice
edited 2016-06-03 10:07:53 in General
THIS IS ONLY A TEST. IN THE EVENT OF A REAL EMERGENCY, YOU WOULD PROBABLY BE PANICKING RIGHT NOW. AND THAT MAKES SENSE, BECAUSE THERE IS A LOT OF SCARY STUFF THAT COULD BE HAPPENING. WE COULD BE INVADED BY ALIENS FROM A HOSTILE GALAXY. WE COULD FIND OUT THAT THE CORE OF THE EARTH WAS A NUCLEAR BOMB THE WHOLE TIME. IT COULD EVEN BE THAT YOUR NEIGHBORHOOD WAS BUILT OVER A TOXIC WASTE DUMP BUILT OVER A CEMETERY AND THE CHEMICALS BROUGHT THE DEAD BODIES BACK TO LIFE AND THEY ARE COMING TO STEAL YOUR SOULS. BUT THAT IS NOT ACTUALLY HAPPENING, SO THERE IS NO NEED TO LIE IN BED THINKING ABOUT IT TONIGHT. YOU SHOULD DEFINITELY NOT BE TERRIFIED AND LOSING SLEEP, BECAUSE THIS IS ONLY A TEST.

THUS CONCLUDES THIS TEST OF THE CENTRALIA CIVIL DEFENSE EMERGENCY BROADCAST SYSTEM.

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  • KlinotaxisKlinotaxis
    kill living beings
    there are a few dozen preprogrammed messages for different kinds of aliens depending on different combinations of species and origin and so on, but only one for fire. i guess it's not completely unreasonable since the princess is an alien, i thought, before seeing there were different zombie options based on whether they're like in Night of the Living Dead or 28 Days Later or so on
  • AshUpquarkAshUpquark
    pretty much some white kid
    I hate these tests.  Every month they raise yet more horrifying possibilities I hadn't even considered.
  • KlinotaxisKlinotaxis
    kill living beings
    WHAT IF YOU'RE DEAD AND THIS IS HELL? I MEAN, IT WOULD BE KIND OF CLICHÉ, BUT I THINK IT COULD STILL BE PRETTY COOL IF YOU LIKE WENT SOME WAY TO RECOVERING YOUR MEMORIES, AND MAYBE YOU WERE LIKE... A VAMPIRE HUNTER! YOU KNOW, SOMETHING COOL! ANYWAY THAT'S NOT WHAT'S HAPPENING, PROBABLY, I MEAN IT MIGHT BE, BUT THIS IS JUST A TEST. ACTUALLY IF YOU THINK ABOUT IT WHY WOULD THE EMERGENCY BROADCAST GO OFF FOR AN EPIPHANIC HORROR LIKE THAT? EH
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