ELECTION 2016: Mayor of Queen City

Princess Alice · 2016-05-17 20:47:05

It's that time again: time to choose a new mayor, because apparently for some reason some aspects of this country are democratic even though the overall government is a monarchy!

We just need some nominees.

Who wants to be Mayor of Queen City? ^_^

Salix Babylonika · 2016-05-17 20:47:32

I'll do it.

Free books and zombie servants for everyone.

Aliroz · 2016-05-17 20:47:36

I nominate Beardfist mcFistbeard.

glennmagusharvey · 2016-05-17 20:56:28

Second!

Klinotaxis · 2016-05-17 22:48:20

Everybody's just going to write in Bernie Sanders like they do every year.

LW · 2016-05-17 22:57:45

Donkey Kong, the ape on a mission
He's got the answers, he's a politician
He's not lying, he's just a politician
Donkey Kong, the ape is on a mission
Vote DK!

Tatterhood · 2016-05-18 01:55:36

I will run on a platform of banning geometry and turning all citizens into squidbots

Princess Alice · 2016-06-28 00:58:51

Reminder that I'm still accepting nominations

Haven · 2016-06-28 01:02:20

Sinning Jenny!

Sredni Vashtar · 2016-06-28 01:09:05

I think you mean Spinning Jenny but I wouldn't be opposed to such a duumvirate. Or duumfeminate?

Haven · 2016-06-28 01:15:09

Oh no.

KilgoreTrout · 2016-06-28 01:15:38

I nominate the inanimate carbon rod.

Sredni Vashtar · 2016-06-28 01:16:42

Ahhhh.

Those two and Pirate Jenny would be a force to be reckoned with.

Princess Alice · 2016-06-28 01:22:09

But have you considered:

Sredni Vashtar · 2016-06-28 01:23:10

There really should be an odd number of Jennies.

AshUpquark · 2016-06-28 01:27:14

I nominate "Wicked" Jenny Greenteeth, bringing the number of Jennys in the running up to five.

...Wait, no I don't. I nominate the Social Justice Fairy.

Haven · 2016-06-28 01:29:10

Maybe we can just have an Oligarchical Council of Jennies

Salix Babylonika · 2016-06-28 01:32:31

I nominate Jenny Everywhere, because she's open use.

Calica · 2016-06-28 01:34:50

Tatterhood said:
I will run on a platform of banning geometry and turning all citizens into squidbots

i second this nomination

Imipolex G · 2016-06-28 01:35:11

I nominate the Boob Fairy

AshUpquark · 2016-06-28 01:40:16

But she doesn't like me! :(

Imipolex G · 2016-06-28 01:46:08

well, you can't always get what you want

Sredni Vashtar · 2016-06-28 01:49:28

But if you try sometimes.

Imipolex G · 2016-06-28 01:50:36

you find you get what you need

AshUpquark · 2016-06-28 02:09:31

...The Boob Fairy is likely eminently qualified for the job and I have no good grounds to contest this nomination.

She might refuse, though. Being the boob fairy is already a full-time job which she takes very seriously.

Salix Babylonika · 2016-06-28 02:11:31

what about The Tiny Fairy That Lives In Everyone's Drywall?

AshUpquark · 2016-06-28 02:15:18

Ooh, she might be up for the job! So long as she were permitted to continue living in everyone's drywall if elected, I don't think she'd turn down the nomination.

KilgoreTrout · 2016-06-28 02:32:14

Motion to transfer the seat of power from wherever it currently is to everybody's drywall, everywhere.

ELECTION 2016: Mayor of Queen City

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