The Landfill of the Heapers' Hangout (contains Fossilmaiden's Punnery)

glennmagusharvey · 2016-03-08 17:09:31

no wait, he doesn't

glennmagusharvey · 2016-03-08 17:10:36

#unusualphrasing

"What town was Schubert built in?" ~ Look Around You

glennmagusharvey · 2016-03-08 17:11:09

so it's not his The Division

it's just The Division

glennmagusharvey · 2016-03-08 17:11:59

glennmagusharvey said:
so it's not his The Division

it's just The Division

hey guess what would happen if someone put up an instance of The Division for other people to unauthorizedly download

it would...

...be MULTIPLIED

glennmagusharvey · 2016-03-08 17:23:14

it's a thing

it has no meaning

until you assign some meanings to it
and those are meanings you've assigned to it
they are meanings that can also change for various reasons

no inherent meaning

glennmagusharvey · 2016-03-10 07:13:28

a "retail politics" approach to dealing with social issues, meeting and discussing things with people in a one-on-one or small-group format to custom-understand each issue

glennmagusharvey · 2016-03-10 07:15:31

I shall not use HH as a way to procrastinate my assignments. I shall not use HH as a way to procrastinate my assignments. I shall not use HH as a way to procrastinate my assignments. I shall not use HH as a way to procrastinate my assignments. I shall not use HH as a way to procrastinate my assignments. I shall not use HH as a way to procrastinate my assignments. I shall not use HH as a way to procrastinate my assignments. I shall not use HH as a way to procrastinate my assignments. I shall not use HH as a way to procrastinate my assignments. I shall not use HH as a way to procrastinate my assignments. I shall not use HH as a way to procrastinate my assignments. I shall not use HH as a way to procrastinate my assignments.

Obā-san · 2016-03-10 07:16:00

he died in 2013

glennmagusharvey · 2016-03-10 07:17:49

Math Guy
2000-2012

glennmagusharvey · 2016-03-10 07:21:33

You should have mocked the FUKO gauge by labeling it the FUCKO gauge.

glennmagusharvey · 2016-03-10 07:22:05

a bizarre combination of a 10-year-old, a 20-year-old, and a 30-year-old

Tachyon · 2016-03-11 02:04:42

This product does not contain any chemicals known to the State of California to cause cancer, birth, or any other reproductive defects.

Semantic ambiguities created by bad list formatting.

Princess Alice · 2016-03-11 02:47:50

It was always the "known to the State of California" part that amused me, as if the causes of cancer or birth defects vary depending on whether you're in California or not.

Anonus · 2016-03-11 02:51:11

or maybe only California can decide those things due to being the most populous state

Tatterhood · 2016-03-11 06:23:06

That which is not dead can eternal lie, and if you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss also gazes into you.

glennmagusharvey · 2016-03-11 08:02:57

Tatterhood said:
if you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss also gazes into you.

Tomomo did this

and now she's a minor villain in a board game

Tatterhood · 2016-03-11 08:04:21

things which do not exist:

touhou
norway
free will
tatterhood
a solution by radicals to the general quintic
undertale

glennmagusharvey · 2016-03-11 08:05:39

Tatterhood said:
things which do not exist:
touhou
norway
free will
tatterhood
a solution by radicals to the general quintic
undertale

the existence of sweden is known only by the presence of ikea

glennmagusharvey · 2016-03-11 22:10:17

i think your taste in games sucks but i am not going to insult it at all and rather i will treat you with respect and attempt to help you with your problem

Crystal · 2016-03-11 22:11:43

That feels even more insulting to me than the actual, theoretical insulting.

Eh.

Crystal · 2016-03-12 05:11:47

The Gang Meets the Tanner Family.

glennmagusharvey · 2016-03-12 05:13:54

Crystal said:
That feels even more insulting to me than the actual, theoretical insulting.

Eh.

the "problem" is something totally unrelated, such as a problem getting something to work right on steam

Calica · 2016-03-12 05:54:22

Tatterhood said:
things which do not exist:
touhou
norway
free will
tatterhood
a solution by radicals to the general quintic
undertale

bring radicals!

Anonus · 2016-03-12 11:04:18

Crystal said:
The Gang Meets the Tanner Family.

do you WANT 21st Century Fox to buy Time Warner :P

Crystal · 2016-03-12 17:41:10

Sure, why not. :p

Tatterhood · 2016-03-13 03:32:10

Tatterhood said:
things which do not exist:
touhou
norway
free will
tatterhood
a solution by radicals to the general quintic
undertale

ghosts
texas
the internet
numbers
justin trudeau
homestuck

Tatterhood · 2016-03-13 03:42:56

Calica said:

Tatterhood said:
things which do not exist:
touhou
norway
free will
tatterhood
a solution by radicals to the general quintic
undertale
bring radicals!

ok where should I bring em

glennmagusharvey · 2016-03-13 20:34:48

spoiler, jesus dies

spoiler, he comes back to life

further spoiler, he goes to america later, but some people don't consider this gaiden story canon

glennmagusharvey · 2016-03-13 20:36:07

conflicts within religions are just like fandom flamewars over canon and authorial intent and meaning, except a lot longer-lasting and bloodier

Crystal · 2016-03-13 20:39:55

The Gang Visits Heapers' Hangout.

glennmagusharvey · 2016-03-13 20:57:42

some stupid high-class sushi food

glennmagusharvey · 2016-03-13 21:02:29

SUSHI BURRITO

glennmagusharvey · 2016-03-13 21:03:10

you look nice in that swimsuit

glennmagusharvey · 2016-03-15 02:53:57

you can always pretend that that thing does not exist.

it's like how ys fans pretend that ys strategy does not exist.

unfortunately, metroid fans have to choose between pinball and other m.

pinball is apparently a decent pinball game.

Odradek · 2016-03-15 03:21:00

Don't tread on an ant he's done nothing to you
There might come a day when he's treading on you
Don't tread on an ant you'll end up black and blue
You cut off his head, legs come looking for you

glennmagusharvey · 2016-03-15 04:28:56

When presented with the vulgar term "motherfucker", do you think of:

(A) an obnoxious person
(B) an intimidating person
(C) an incestuous person

Tatterhood · 2016-03-15 04:35:13

yes

glennmagusharvey · 2016-03-15 04:40:08

Tatterhood said:
yes

..||.

Calica · 2016-03-15 06:48:40

Tatterhood said:

Calica said:

Tatterhood said:
things which do not exist:
touhou
norway
free will
tatterhood
a solution by radicals to the general quintic
undertale
bring radicals!
ok where should I bring em

to a maximally symmetric genus 4 Riemann surface

glennmagusharvey · 2016-03-15 08:17:46

you can have an entirely cliche story and it can be excellent

that's because you have to consider those cliches or tropes in context

the context determines whether they arise organically or whether they are being used as narrative crutches

glennmagusharvey · 2016-03-15 08:18:15

novel combinations of tropes is merely another trope itself

it does not a more interesting story make

Odradek · 2016-03-16 23:01:21

Abolition of gods
Abolition of rights
Absence of character
Absolutism
Agrarian question
Agrarian slavery
Anarchy
Anti-Germanism
Apathy
Aristocracy
Asceticism
Attack of the Germans
Attack of the Huns
Attack of riding nomads
Backwardness in science
Bankruptcy
Barbarization
Bastardization
Blockage of land by large landholders
Blood poisoning
Bolshevization
Bread and circuses
Bureaucracy
Byzantinism
Capillarite sociale
Capitalism
Capitals, change of
Caste system
Celibacy
Centralization
Childlessness
Christianity
Citizenship, granting of
Civil war
Climatic deterioration
Communism
Complacency
Concatenation of misfortunes
Conservatism
Corruption
Cosmopolitanism
Crisis of legitimacy
Culinary excess
Cultural neurosis
Decentralization
Decline of Nordic character
Decline of the cities
Decline of the Italian population
Deforestation
Degeneration
Degeneration of the intellect
Demoralization
Depletion of mineral resources
Despotism
Destruction of environment
Destruction of peasantry
Destruction of political process
Destruction of Roman influence
Devastation
Differences in wealth
Disarmament
Disillusion with stated
Division of empire
Division of labor
Earthquakes
Egoism
Egoism of the state
Emancipation of slaves
Enervation
Epidemics
Equal rights, granting of
Eradication of the best
Escapism
Ethnic dissolution
Excessive aging of population
Excessive civilization
Excessive culture
Excessive foreign infiltration
Excessive freedom
Excessive urbanization
Expansion
Exploitation
Fear of life
Female emancipation
Feudalization
Fiscalism
Gladiatorial system
Gluttony
Gout
Hedonism
Hellenization
Heresy
Homosexuality
Hothouse culture
Hubris
Hypothermia
Immoderate greatness
Imperialism
Impotence
Impoverishment
Imprudent policy toward buffer states
Inadequate educational system
Indifference
Individualism
Indoctrination
Inertia
Inflation
Intellectualism
Integration, weakness of
Irrationality
Jewish influence
Lack of leadership
Lack of male dignity
Lack of military recruits
Lack of orderly imperial succession
Lack of qualified workers

Odradek · 2016-03-16 23:01:44

Lack of rainfall
Lack of religiousness
Lack of seriousness
Large landed properties
Lead poisoning
Lethargy
Leveling, cultural
Leveling, social
Loss of army discipline
Loss of authority
Loss of energy
Loss of instincts
Loss of population
Luxury
Malaria
Marriages if convenience
Mercenary system
Mercury damage
Militarism
Monetary economy
Monetary greed
Money, shortage of
Moral decline
Moral idealism
Moral materialism
Mystery religions
Nationalism of Rome's subjects
Negative selection
Orientalization
Outflow of gold
Over refinement
Pacifism
Paralysis of will
Paralyzation
Parasitism
Particularism
Pauperism
Plagues
Pleasure seeking
Plutocracy
Polytheism
Population pressure
Precociousness
Professional army
Proletarization
Prosperity
Prostitution
Psychoses
Public baths
Racial degeneration
Racial discrimination
Racial suicide
Rationalism
Refusal of military service
Religious struggles and schisms
Rentier mentality
Resignation
Restriction to profession
Restriction to the land
Rhetoric
Rise of uneducated masses
Romantic attitudes to peace
Ruin of middle class
Rule of the world
Semieducation
Sensuality
Servility
Sexuality
Shamelessness
Shifting of trade routes
Slavery
Slavic attacks
Socialism (of the state)
Soil erosion
Soil exhaustion
Spiritual barbarism
Stagnation
Stoicism
Stress
Structural weakness
Superstition
Taxation, pressure of
Terrorism
Tiredness of life
Totalitarianism
Treason
Tristesse
Two-front war
Underdevelopment
Useless eaters
Usurpation of all powers by the state
Vain gloriousness
Villa economy
Vulgarization

glennmagusharvey · 2016-03-16 23:16:42

* Aardvarks
* Abalone
* Aberrations
* Abolition of slavery
* Absentee ballotting
* Acceleration of Suguri
* Aeration of aquarium water
* Affirmative action
* Agroforestry
* Ajdabiya
* Alternate reality
* American foreign policy
* Annexation of Crimea
* Aquaria
* ¡Arriba!
* Arizona Democratic primary, 2016
* Assholes
* Attenuation of light
* Audience stand-in
* Aural training
* Avex Trax
* Aww, shit!
* Axle the Red
* Azimuth

glennmagusharvey · 2016-03-16 23:37:49

* Baa Baa Black Sheep have you any wool?
* Barbar
* Barber, Samuel
* BANG! and the dirt is gone!
* Bardic Knowledge
* Barn owl
* Barrage (move) (formerly misidentified as "Barbage")
* Beat Angel Escalayer
* Benjamin Franklin
* Bernie Sanders
* Bickering
* Bits vs. bytes
* Black Bean (a.ka. Blackbean) (bonus boss)
* Black beans
* Blistering heat
* Bluster
* "Boot to the Head" (skit)
* Box Boy
* Bullfrog
* Bullshit
* Bulova (political family)
* Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid
* By the way
* Byzantine things (institutions, rulesets, architectural complexity, etc.)

Calica · 2016-03-16 23:52:33

donaldo tump

Calica · 2016-03-16 23:52:53

weimar republic paramilitaries

glennmagusharvey · 2016-03-16 23:56:34

* "Cado Astrum" (track from Dysfunctional Systems soundtrack)
* Carbon County
* Carbon dioxide
* Carborundum
* Carpe Fulgur
* Cass County
* Cesium
* Cessation of hostilities
* Cheese
* Chinese cuisine
* Chinese cultural traditions
* Chinese language
* Chips
* Cook County
* Corn chips
* Corn ethanol and corn subsidies
* "Corn is no place for a mighty warrior!"
* Crackers
* Crap
* Creepiness
* Crepuscular animals
* Crock of shit
* Crud
* Cuba
* Cubism
* Cubus (glyph)
* Cupric compounds
* Curators/Curation
* "Cure" vs. "Heal" in RPG spell names
* Cy Young
* Czechoslovakia

Section42L · 2016-03-17 00:24:50

"... Feeling pretty psyched!"

Anonus · 2016-03-17 01:02:37

Calica said:
donaldo tump

make america weird again

The Landfill of the Heapers' Hangout (contains Fossilmaiden's Punnery)

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