The Landfill of the Heapers' Hangout (contains Fossilmaiden's Punnery)
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he left office years ago
source: Sexy Garchomp was banned to ubers
cylindrical phones ftw
though i guess that is the true nature of wonderposting :)
listening only, FTW
exceptions will be approved on a case by case basis
1. you let them talk
2. you watch their behavior
3. you cover and monitor all the exits
4. you modify all the corridors according to your predictions of their behavior
5. you subtly bait them toward the way you want them to go, making sure to make everything you say be reasonable and open-minded
6. while doing # 5 be very wary of any changes in behavior and reaction patterns and be ready to redo/reroute the corridors based on those, possibly including giving them a graceful exit if it is honorable to do so
7. if the arguer continues to prattle along with 'eir shitty argument, lead them gradually into a trap
8. tear their argument limb from limb with no escape. at this point, you have the upper hand and unless they say very specific things, they can't get out
i am enjoying doing so
WHAT NOW, ANTI-CENSORSHIP NUTS? I AM CRAPPING ON YOUR POSITION LELELELELELELELELELELELELELELELEL
SUCK IT
I also don't read Kotaku.
Those of you who read it and hate it, well, so much for you.
#comicallymissingthepoint
#intentionallymissingthepoint
#disrespectfullymissingthepoint
maim-handed most
L - 1 in all letters = K
O - 2 in vowels = E
K - 1 in all letters = J
E - 2 in vowels = U
so therefore LOL => KEK => JUJ
excuse me, mrs. embalmo
BAD JUJU
No, I just want a hack-n-slash arena battler with easy-to-learn controls and bright and vibrant visuals. I don't need you extolling the weeb virtues.
Stop caring about Steam's item economy.
Buy games. Play games. Avoid getting involved with item trading or selling.
Steam's item economy is a load of shit anyway. Any microtransaction trading-based economy is.
Buy games. Play games. Disregard transferable virtual items.
This is why DRM-free and self-contained games are better.
indicates that he loses his balance and falls from the wall. This
will shatter Humpty Dumpty, and inside of his remains will be
nine smaller-eggs. Five of these ovoids are magical eggs of
desire (see Magic Items section, p. 32). The other four are:
1 egg containing a cloudkill (no movement, just cloud of
poisonous fumes as per spell)
1 egg of stinking cloud (as per spell)
1 egg of fogcloud (as per spell)
1 egg of disintegration (as per spell at 12th level)
Each of these eggs looks alike, and the party will have no idea
what it does until it is broken. The four spell-power eggs can be
hurled by hand up to 4' distance. If slung, they will have the
same range as a sling stone.
Upon breaking, Humpty Dumpty will automatically summon
"all the King's horses, and all the King's men."
24 Woolly Rhinoceros (AC 5; MV12"; HD10; hp 60 each; #AT 1;
D 2-12; SA charge does double damage and tramples for 2-8
per foreleg. SD 25% magic resistance).
72 Frost Giants (AC3; MV 12"; HD 10+1-4; hp64each; #AT 1;
D4-24;SA hurl rocks for 2-20 points damage; SD impervious to
cold, 25% magic resistance).
When Humpty falls the party will have three rounds to react to
the opportunity to loot. Immediately thereafter, on round four, the 24 rhinos and 72 giants will come on the scene. This mass
will issue forth from a gate that suddenly appears in the wall. They will be about 100' or so from the party and massed to face
them. The animals are caparisoned in red, with white king's
crowns scattered on the field of the cloth. The giants are clad in
silvery cloth surcoats, with a deep red crown emblem on the
chest of this garment. Each mounted frost giant bears a lance
with a red and white banner on it. The group afoot have
bardiche-like axes of huge proportion. From those mounted
giants one will ride a bit forward and state:
"We come on the King's business to put Humpty Dumpty
together!" If the party has any of the inner eggs, the giant will
continue: "Put back those potions of the Exalted Eggcellency
which you have taken! Get from this place immediately, or we
will have to slay you all!"
The whole troop is an illusion. Lurking near the secret door is
the individual who is responsible for the trick, a King's
Messenger.
NO
IT IS NOT.
CHALLENGE EVERY ASSUMPTION.
BOIL EVERYTHING DOWN TO FUNDAMENTALS AND FIRST PRINCIPLES.
IF YOU CANNOT JUSTIFY A DIFFERENTIATION, DO NOT MAKE THE DIFFERENTIATION.
I am okay with this. In fact, I am proud of this.
When I was typing this above post, the soup boiled over.
throwing shade
throwing shade
(big)
sarakenaagen-induced morphic bonding.
falla days. It was qwerty in the boiling pot, within which there was no
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Do note that enjoyment includes multiple modes of enjoyment, however.