True Facts You Never Knew!

Tuna fish that live in Albuquerque, New Mexico, are racist, because they are solid white albuquerque tuna.

Fish should not be served in a pineapple because doing so induces flatulence.

69% of humans want to have sex.

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  • edited 2015-01-31 00:23:24
    The Book of Leviticus actually prohibits humans from consuming coelecanths, but because God didn't account for living fossils, He misidentified it as shellfish.

    Pizza is legally required to be served in triangle or wedges, except in the commonwealths of North and South Dakota.
  • Sulphagne is commonly used in the manufacture of pig iron, in addition to its better-known usage in the waste disposal industry.
  • The state of Idaho got its name from Lake Titicaca.
  • Touhou series creator Motoi Sakuraba dislikes Metroid: Other M.

    Anita Sarkeesian was once arrested in New York City for jaywalking on a tricycle.

    Spiders that have been exposed to zero-gravity conditions have a small chance of bearing offspring that have only six legs.
  • Jackdaws are more intelligent than mice.  However, they rarely show it because they are too obsessed with ancient Egyptian artifacts made of mineral materials.
  • Galileo Galilei invented an early automobile-like machine that was powered by gypsum fragmentation.

    Consumption of bananas is a leading cause of sterility among men ages 25-50.

    The Besselheim Plate was not actually invented by Erich von Besselheim, but just popularized by him.  It was actually invented by his colleague Albrecht Dürer.
  • The New York Times has been sued for defamation of character 192 times, culminating in the landmark Roe v. Wade case
  • The progression from drug user to dealer is marked by the addition of the phrase "holla holla get dolla" to the user's vocabulary.

    Tempered glass is toxic to tardigrades because it contains nitroglycerin.

    Prawn can sometimes be found wearing glasses.  However, their glasses are too small for the naked human eye to see.

    Rhinoceros communities have complex social and economic structures.  They frequently use their horns like we humans use credit cards.
  • 3 in 5 Americans have been known to become fans of soccer at some point in their lives; of those, 1 in 3 have felt embarrassed to talk with their peers about it.

    Taco Bell's chicken wings are actually frog legs.

    The 7,6,4 band combination for R,G,B display is often used with Landsat Thematic Mapper data to map religious buildings, due to their higher-than-average localized density of spiritual energy.
  • edited 2015-01-31 02:13:36
    An ant can bench up to 500 times its own body weight.

    Baby sea stars are called starlets.

    If you were to take all the 0.7 mm pencil lead that the world has ever made, and laid it end to end, you wouldn't be able to see through it.

    The "Alabaster Shade" enemy in the DS version of Chrono Trigger is based on Weiss Schnee from the RWBY series.

    String manufacturing in the United States must legally compliy with FBI stringtapping capability standards.

    During the month of April, white-tailed deer do not give birth on any day, except the first day.
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  • edited 2015-01-31 02:23:03
    During the filming of The Absent-Minded Professor, Walt Disney instructed Eddie Murphy to "sneeze the way Scrooge McDuck would".

    A penny-shilling has the weight of fourteen slaps.

    The British equivalent of the U.S. term "community college" is "zoomabafoo".

    European counter-intelligence agents always wear red on Tuesdays.

    Cliven Bundy was the original character designer for the Pokémon creature "Jynx".

    The term "stud" actually stands for "sexually transmitted underwhelmingness disease".

    Valve president Gabe Newell designed the game Team Fortress 2 in a day, shortly after reading The Art of War.

    Aliens from planet Vega encode their messages using Morse code and display it for earthlings using cirrus clouds on our planet.

    When I'm here, you need to turn off the toilet.
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    You can't go home again.
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  • Chuck Norris supports US secession from the rest of the world.
  • Man is a most complex simple creature: see what he weaves, and how base his reasons for doing so.
    I'll kill you all, one day.

    I'll kill everyone.
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  • Quentin Tarentino's movie "Kill Bill" was inspired by RWBY.
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    A squid can squirt ink at 10% the speed of light.
    Besides working at home, working a blue-collar job at a factory is a guaranteed way to achieve the American Dream.
    Cole slaw was invented by Carole Cole.
    "Derpy Hooves" is a name coined by Walt Disney.
    Electabuzz was once considered to be racist against Argentinians.
    For ten thousand years, Rita Repulsa was actually confined to Rikers Island.
    "Good grief" is Snoopy's catchphrase, as channeled by Charlie Brown.
    Having a mascara tube at an airport will get you labeled as a MOBA player by airport security in France.
    Ice-T also played Odafin Tutuola in a previous lifetime.
    "Just Do It" only became Nike's slogan after Montana U.S. Senator Mike Mansfield convinced Nike to leave the banana business.
    Kings in chess can move two spaces diagonally in one turn, but only on the first turn of the game.
    Lemmings follow each other blindly off cliffs in real life, just like in the famous SNES game.
    Making out with Marzipan was rated the #1 pastime of residents of Georgia.
    Never give calcium to anyone who was involved in the production of [i]Look Around You[/i].
    On the second Tuesday following the first Monday of every month, woodchucks gather in a monthly celebration where they consume large quantities of Jäger.
    Placing a call on hold actually sends the call to a pocket dimension.
    Queries about the truthiness of this post will be directed to Jon Stewart.
    Responses to e-mails that get deleted are also sent to a pocket dimension, but one that is ten miles north, fifteen paces west, and several mindfuck anime series deeper than the one mentioned previously.
    "Saving Private Ryan" originally referred to Meg Ryan's private life.
    Tuvalu is the first country to provide its citizens with free Tongan currency equivalent to US$1.
    Umbrellas were invented by Octavia Richmond.
    Vanuatu is the second country to go there.
    "Warning: Forever" is sold on Steam at a base price of US$3.99.
    Xanthan gum is a common ingredient in roast beef.
    You are a genius.
    "Zip-a-Dee-Doo-Dah" was inspired by a Tony-Award-winning musical written by C.P.E. Bach.
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    Quentin Tarentino's movie "Kill Bill" was inspired by RWBY.

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