OBEY OR BE SACRIFICED TO MY MASTER

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• thespacephantom

  2011-08-14 22:47:42

  no.
• Imipolex G

  2011-08-14 22:48:18

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  I knew it
  
  I knew the power of Comic Sans was growing
  
  No one is safe now. This is the Sanspocalypse.
  
• Jumpingzombie

  2011-08-14 22:52:56

  YOU CANNOT ESCAPE. COMIC SANS IS TOO POWERFUL. THE SWOOSH MARK IS ON OUR SIDE.
  
• Princess Alice

  2011-08-14 22:57:36

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  Comic Sans and Gotham should fight to the death.
  
• thespacephantom

  2011-08-14 22:59:59

  Pfft. We are the wielders of the holy power of Georgia. You cannot pass.
• Imipolex G

  2011-08-14 23:04:05

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  THE POWER OF TREBUCHET COMPELS YOU
  
• PlutoniumFist

  2011-08-14 23:22:49

  Living tissue over endoskeleton.

  Foul impostor!
  
  The darkest powers, the hottest fires, the most devious fleshrending tortures you and your pitiful realm can conceive are not equal to one-one trillionth of my lord's infernal devices!
  
  HELLEPHANT!
  
• Hellephant

  2011-08-14 23:23:16 edited 2011-08-14 23:24:06

  BWAAAOOOOM
• thespacephantom

  2011-08-14 23:26:09

  -vacuums up Hellephant, because he's just a smoke cloud.-
• PlutoniumFist

  2011-08-14 23:29:46

  Living tissue over endoskeleton.

  FOOL! Where there is smoke, THERE IS FIRE!
  
• Jumpingzombie

  2011-08-14 23:31:58 edited 2011-08-14 23:33:04

  HELLEPHANT IS NO MATCH FOR THE EVIL OF COMIC SANS. TURNS BACK WHILE YOU STILL CAN ELEPHANT.
  
• thespacephantom

  2011-08-14 23:32:09

  -calls the fire department, pours buckets of water over the fire until they arrive-
• Imipolex G

  2011-08-14 23:40:02

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  Oooooh, Comic Sans vs. Hellephant.
  
  -gets popcorn-
  
• PlutoniumFist

  2011-08-15 00:03:36

  Living tissue over endoskeleton.

  My liege is beyond such paltry concepts as good and evil!
  
  ...
  
  But if he had a preference, it would be evil!
  
• Hellephant

  2011-08-15 00:03:53

  BWAAAAOOOOOOM
• thespacephantom

  2011-08-15 01:00:53

  I'm an outsider. What Hellephant looks like to me is a pile of crap. I don't care about it, I find it annoying and I wish people would just shut up about it. 
  
  Yeah, I know, complain complain complain, sorry. It's just all the annoying things about Japanese anime and video games rolled into one. A bunch of moe-pile characters, all of them girls of course, being all cute and shit or something, plus Japanese humor which isn't funny. Oh, and the music is apparently good, from what I've heard? I don't much care about that either.
• Princess Alice

  2011-08-15 01:02:54

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  ...Is it weird that I knew what that copypasta was about and which TVT thread it came from without ever actually having read said thread?
  
• Jumpingzombie

  2011-08-15 01:35:11 edited 2011-08-15 01:35:53

  (Damn it, it's so familiar to me, but I cannot recall)
  
  THE MOE ANIME WORKS FOR COMIC SANS. FOR COMIC SANS CREATED Ai To Yuuki Harukanaru Toki No Asobi Ni Iku Ginga Sengoku Ninomiya-kun Rokubou No Shichinin Gensou. AND GAVIN DEGRAW.
  
• PlutoniumFist

  2011-08-15 01:48:51

  Living tissue over endoskeleton.

  Be still...but what yonder development is thine? Comic Sans has a different face upon my iPod! It takes a shape more closely resembling Times New Roman?
  
  Haha! Your power weakens, Devil!
  
• Jumpingzombie

  2011-08-15 01:56:24 edited 2011-08-15 01:57:57

  NOOOOOOOOOOO!! I SHALL DEFEAT YOU!
  
  
• thespacephantom

  2011-08-15 02:01:59

  Oh god...nooooo
  

  someone help me
  

  dear god someon
  

  moe kawaii desu~~
  
• Jumpingzombie

  2011-08-15 02:05:49

  HAHA! LOOK INTO ITS EYES~
  
• Tanya

  2011-08-15 02:06:53

  Pizza Dog

  NOoooo
  
  NOT LORD STAN.
  
  hate that guy
  
• thespacephantom

  2011-08-15 02:09:02

  no

  dear god help
  

  i have seen the light
  

  everything is ok
  

  nothing hurts
  
• Jumpingzombie

  2011-08-15 02:15:54

  ANOTHER FOLLOWER. EXCELLENT.
  
• thespacephantom

  2011-08-15 02:37:48

  kawaii desu~~
• Tanya

  2011-08-15 03:00:12 edited 2011-08-15 03:00:19

  Pizza Dog

  Life begins and ends. The death of one and the birth of another.
  A Genesis and Revelations An endless cycle that begins and ends  where
  it began.
• thespacephantom

  2011-08-15 03:25:05

  hey clocky~
  

  join usssssss~
  
• Tanya

  2011-08-15 04:19:09 edited 2011-08-15 04:19:28

  Pizza Dog

  You know, I will nuke this thread from the sky.
  
  All of you will rue the day you forced me to do this.
  
  If you.... want to feel pain in the most horrific way possible, just ask.
  
  Not even Satan could handle the pain I have in store for this thread.
  
• thespacephantom

  2011-08-15 04:20:57

  you will join us~

  all will~
  

  it is but a matter of time~
  
• Tanya

  2011-08-15 04:21:49

  Pizza Dog

  
  
  
  Please, I beg of you.
  
  Don't force my hand in this issue.
  
  ~Clock~
• Jumpingzombie

  2011-08-15 12:35:28

  Join us CC. Everything is beautiful, and nothing hurts.
  
• Boney

  2011-08-15 13:47:36 edited 2011-08-15 13:48:17

  TUMUT CREW REPRESENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! tumut

  Damnit, Times New Roman isn't a font here.
  
• Jumpingzombie

  2011-08-15 13:50:48

  YOU FOOL. TIMES NEW ROMAN IS ALREADY DEAD.
  
• Boney

  2011-08-15 14:36:18

  TUMUT CREW REPRESENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! tumut

  Yet Arial lives.
• Jumpingzombie

  2011-08-15 16:41:19

  IT IS WEAKENING.
  
• Yarrun XIX

  2011-08-15 18:35:36

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  So.
  
  This is very silly, yes?
  
  I mean, it's obviously JZ's Cat who's doing this.
  
  Bad cat. Get off the internet.
  
• Jumpingzombie

  2011-08-17 03:04:41

  SHUT UP YARR IT'S NOT NAPTIME FOR ME. I WISH JZ WOULD FEED ME.
  
• Boney

  2011-08-17 07:31:41

  TUMUT CREW REPRESENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! tumut

  Ha.
• Yarrun XIX

  2011-08-17 19:16:55

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  A Genesis and Revelations
  
  

  It would actually be Genesis and Apocalypse, since Revelations doesn't directly refer to the end times and why am I insisting on this?
  
• Imipolex G

  2011-08-17 21:32:35

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  "Revelation" not "Revelations"
  
• Unknown

  2011-11-19 02:27:13

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• Anonus

  2011-11-19 02:29:27

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  ...I miss JZ.
  
  Also the title makes me think of Hellephant.
  
• Hellephant

  2011-11-19 02:34:46

  BWAAAAOOOOOOM
• Anonus

  2011-11-19 02:35:20

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  It's a elephant!
  
  ...taming it won't work again, will it?
  
• PlutoniumFist

  2011-11-19 02:36:01

  Living tissue over endoskeleton.

  Perhaps if you wear the Golden Tusks.
  
• Anonus

  2011-11-19 02:37:42

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  ...are they magic or something?
  
• Viani

  2011-11-19 14:16:57

  ☭ B̤̺͍̰͕̺̠̕u҉̖͙̝̮͕̲ͅm̟̼̦̠̹̙p͡s̹͖ ̻T́h̗̫͈̙̩r̮e̴̩̺̖̠̭̜ͅa̛̪̟͍̣͎͖̺d͉̦͠s͕̞͚̲͍ ̲̬̹̤Y̻̤̱o̭͠u̥͉̥̜͡ ̴̥̪D̳̲̳̤o̴͙̘͓̤̟̗͇n̰̗̞̼̳͙͖͢'҉͖t̳͓̣͍̗̰ ͉W̝̳͓̼͜a̗͉̳͖̘̮n͕ͅt͚̟͚ ̸̺T̜̖̖̺͎̱ͅo̭̪̰̼̥̜ ̼͍̟̝R̝̹̮̭ͅͅe̡̗͇a͍̘̤͉͘d̼̜  ⚢

  

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