puns are an artefact of the fact that humans cannot communicate telepathically
they must first turn their ideas into some sort of physically-conveyable medium -- actions, images, sounds, smells, etc.
words, which contain certain images (the written appearances of words) and associated sounds (the pronunciations), are an example of such a medium
normally, our only use for words is to determine meaning
but with puns, instead of playing on the plane of meaning and manipulating words from there, we play on the plane of words themselves -- of sounds (and sometimes images), and manipulate meaning from there
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
*Traffic Marshal Alice motions for Wallman to stop before entering the intersection*
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
*Judge And Also Jury Alice makes Wallman pay the fine, or at least buy her a new doll*
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
*Bailiff Alice forcibly escorts Wallman from the courthouse*
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
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/me buys Alice a new doll that looks really really ugly, like it's haunted, even though it's not
I object!
I have not been held in contempt of prince as well! You are mistreating me!
YOUR CULTURE IS UNIQUE AND SPECIAL
BUT IT IS NO MORE UNIQUE AND SPECIAL THAN ANYONE ELSE'S CULTURE
*becomes left-handed*
*espouses socialist viewpoints*
What was that you were saying about not turning left?~ ;P