ITT: ROYAL ASS

Manly McMacho · 2012-02-21 17:45:07

NOW BOW BEFORE YOUR QUEEN

-jiggles in queenly authority-

Ace Rimmer · 2012-02-21 17:46:52

-spanks vM-

Misery · 2012-02-21 17:47:01

What's with your obsession with asses? O_o

Idler · 2012-02-21 17:48:07

What are you the queen of?

Manly McMacho · 2012-02-21 17:55:24

^I AM THE ROYAL ASS QUEEN OF THE KINGDOM OF ASSES, OVER WHICH I RULE WITH AN IRON ASS

^^NO ONE APPRECIATES THE STRENGTH AND INTEGRITY OF ASSES THAT HAS ALLOWED CIVILIZATION TO THRIVE AS IT HAS AND THAT INFURIATES YOUR HEINYESS. YOU HAVE PROVEN YOURSELF TO BE A TRAITOR TO THE GREAT NATION OF ASSES AND AS SUCH YOU SHALL BE SEVERELY PUNISHED

GUARDS, TO THE DUNGEON WITH HER!

^^^-has Whale killed-

Unknown · 2012-02-21 17:59:50

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Justice4243 · 2012-02-21 18:59:16

Imipolex G · 2012-02-21 19:00:00

As a breast enthusiast, I am unimpressed by this display of assery.

Manly McMacho · 2012-02-21 19:01:24

-has one of the royal ASSguards ASSsuffocate Imi-

Imipolex G · 2012-02-21 19:03:44

...not how I hoped to go.

Unknown · 2012-02-21 19:34:09

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Manly McMacho · 2012-02-21 19:35:08

-ASSshoots an asgard at squid's head-

Viani · 2012-02-21 19:42:48

im afraod of the govermnt please forgive meMV but I just want to lose anyomf er of my friends and I want to worsihp you and vOrpy ans as a Goddesss you are

Manly McMacho · 2012-02-21 19:44:40

TNU, I CAN'T CONTINUE THIS CHARADE! I ADMIT IT, I WAS SECRETELY BEING ALL TSUNDEER TO YOU BECAUSE I REALLY WANT YOUR CAWK AND OH GAWD BABY COME HERE

Gelzo · 2012-02-22 00:57:03

Manly McMacho · 2012-02-22 01:00:19

OH GOD WHY'D THAT MAKE ME LAUGH

STOP TRYING TO MAKE ME A PONYFAG GELZO, YOU FAT BITCH

Gelzo · 2012-02-22 01:15:46

Manly McMacho · 2012-02-22 01:17:27

DAMMIT GELZO I WILL CUT OFF YOUR BOOBS, FEED THEM TO SHARKS AND SHOVE RABID RACCOONS UP YOUR VAGINA, DON'T MESS WITH ME

Gelzo · 2012-02-22 01:33:13

What's that? I can't hear you over the sound of the music.

Salix Babylonika · 2012-02-22 01:33:49

.....

what the fuck have I walked into.

Viani · 2012-02-22 01:35:00

The Scary Door.

Manly McMacho · 2012-02-22 01:35:01

YOU HAVE WALKED INTO THE ROYAL KINGDOM OF ASSES AND NOW YOU MUST DIE

-launches a flaming ASS at Superglobe-

GELZO DON'T MAKE ME FORCE MY HAREM SLAVE GIRLS TO HOLD YOU DOWN AND HAVE HOT LESBIAN SEX WITH YOU BECAUSE I WILL

Salix Babylonika · 2012-02-22 01:36:34

When I said I wanted to die next to a hot ass, this is not what I meant.

Unknown · 2012-02-22 01:38:44

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Gelzo · 2012-02-22 01:43:49

I'm not quite sure I heard what vM said, but it sounded like she wants more royal ass from the Molestia tumblr.

Manly McMacho · 2012-02-22 01:44:39

WELL NOW YOU'VE DONE IT

NOW I MUST SICK MY HAREM ZOMBIES ON YOU TO EAT YOUR FLESH AND HAVE SEX WITH YOUR ZOMBIE CORPSE

YOU SHOULD KNOW YOU HAVE NO ONE TO BLAME BUT YOURSELF

AND ALSO THAT ASS

-releases the zombies-

Viani · 2012-02-22 01:45:03

Manly McMacho · 2012-02-22 01:45:36

-ignores Viani as Viani isn't even human-

Viani · 2012-02-22 01:46:15

Succubus, yeah, I got the memo you Brazilian motherphun

Tre · 2012-02-22 12:49:35

>Tre: Assess Middie's ass.

Manly McMacho · 2012-02-22 13:30:59

WHO IS THIS "MIDDIE" YOU SPEAK OF? I AM NONE OTHER THAN THE ROYAL ASS QUEEN OF THE KINGDOM OF ASSES AND YOU ARE TRESPPASSING ON MY PROPERTY! STATE YOUR BUSINESS AT ONCE!

DickGrabrod · 2012-02-22 17:24:26

Barkeep! Three Breast Men, please.

Misery · 2012-02-22 17:25:43

I love breasts.

Justice4243 · 2012-02-22 17:44:48

Ace Rimmer · 2012-02-22 17:56:40

-brands the Royal ass with property of Whale branding iron-

Unknown · 2012-02-22 17:58:19

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Manly McMacho · 2012-02-22 18:47:25

WHAT WILL INCITE THE QUEEN'S WRATH? THE ROYAL ASS QUEEN SEES NOTHING PARTICULARLY WRATHFUL, AND NOT DUE TO ANY IGNORING OF ANYONE WHO HAS ALREADY BEEN THOROUGHLY MURDERED EARLIER IN THE THREAD. WHAT A SILLY BOY YOU ARE.

Unknown · 2012-02-22 19:00:04

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Manly McMacho · 2012-02-22 19:01:42

BUT THERE IS NO BURN MARK ON MY BUTT

BECAUSE AS A GIANT TALKING BUTT, I HAVE NO BUTT

EXCEPT FOR THE ONE THAT IS MY BODY

NOW RUN ALONG AND DO WHATEVER IT IS THAT YOU DO BEFORE I HAVE YOU ASSASSINATED.

Unknown · 2012-02-22 19:03:10

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Imipolex G · 2012-02-22 21:15:38

It was a sad day when Breast Man was declared not a trope

Justice4243 · 2012-02-22 21:24:59

...WHAT?!

How is that not a trope?!

Some guys are "breast men", some are "ass men", and some are "leg men", etc...

Most of the time you don't know this about a character, but it comes up.

Imipolex G · 2012-02-22 21:27:37

It was a trope for a little while, then it got cut.

That was when I started to lose faith in the site

Gelzo · 2012-02-22 21:28:21

I'm the kind of person that has differing tastes depending on my mood. There are some constants and some strong trends, but I don't really think I'd be quite sure about taking any of those labels for myself.

DickGrabrod · 2012-02-22 22:17:29

Might as well:

Anonus · 2012-02-23 00:33:39

I think it got cut for being creepy or something.

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