ITT: It's Christmastime in Maresville, Centralia

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• Princess Alice

  2014-10-28 18:14:26

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  Nobody wants to play with me? Fine, I'll just eat all the free candy canes myself.
• lee4hmz

  2014-10-28 18:14:55

  ⚠ THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS

  So how does Maresville celebrate, aside from the free candy canes?
• Princess Alice

  2014-10-28 18:17:00

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  Well, there's this big toy store downtown that puts on a big display every year!

  
  

  ...This is kinda boring.

  
  

  brb calling Santa
• glennmagusharvey

  2014-10-28 18:31:00

  is there a large tower composed solely of nonsense in the middle of the town square
  
• Imipolex G

  2014-10-28 18:52:24

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  "a large tower composed solely of nonsense"
  
  I like this idea.
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2014-10-28 18:53:01

  for some reason i'm thinking of ff6's kefka's tower
  
  except less gigantic and less intimidating and less evil
  
• Princess Alice

  2014-10-28 18:54:05

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  There's a traffic circle around said tower
• LW

  2014-10-28 22:55:36

  
  

  Carrie White, Prom Queen said:

  Well, there's this big toy store downtown that puts on a big display every year!

  
  

  ...This is kinda boring.

  
  

  brb calling Santa

  This is probably a dumb question, but do Centralians consider Santa's feats a lot less impressive considering how many people there are adept at magic?
  
• Haven

  2014-10-28 22:58:22

  Let me tell you. About Fallen London.

  *sings carols about stoplights*
• Princess Alice

  2014-10-28 22:59:40

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  Well, a number of Centralians are quite good at magic, but even so, we consider Santa among the best of the best...he's exceptionally skilled and really powerful...
• sunn wolf

  2014-10-29 17:44:46

  cool that u named a town after me
• LW

  2014-10-30 20:10:16

  
  

  Carrie White, Prom Queen said:

  Well, a number of Centralians are quite good at magic, but even so, we consider Santa among the best of the best...he's exceptionally skilled and really powerful...

  Oh, okay, sorry for asking such a silly question then.
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2014-10-31 02:45:01

  Santa has an extremely high aptitude with time and dimensional magic.
  
• Princess Alice

  2014-10-31 06:41:16

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  Sure, let's go with that
  
  *gives GMH a candy cane*
• COLORFUL MOHI

  2014-10-31 08:25:17

  ULTRA-RAD HACKER REFUGEE FROM THE FUTURE
  

  ''Santa Claus'' is in fact a title held by several individuals over the past few hundred years

  
  

  #LittleKnownChristmasFacts