Oreos: Cookie or cream?

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• Obā-san

  2014-10-28 20:20:17

  
  

  i vote getting a bag of low sodium lays potato chips
  
• Obā-san

  2014-10-28 20:20:41

  
  

  or some apples
  
• Yarrun XIX

  2014-10-28 20:22:14 edited 2014-10-28 20:22:38

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  Skellett Skelletariat said:

  The Oreo is one of the few vegan dessert-foods that can be bought at any convenience store.

  
  

  I shall not let you slight this safe haven by saying that the creme is less than the one salvation for our kind. 

  
  
• Princess Alice

  2014-10-28 20:24:55

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  Both are important, IMO.
• Obā-san

  2014-10-28 20:27:40

  
  

  im pretty sure apples and lays low sodium potato chips are vegan
  
• Yarrun XIX

  2014-10-28 20:29:48

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  Apples can't be bought at the local convenience store. Usually. 

  
  

  And who eats potato chips for dessert
• COLORFUL MOHI

  2014-10-28 20:30:22

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  naney said:

  i vote getting a bag of low sodium lays potato chips
  

  
  
• Obā-san

  2014-10-28 20:31:25 edited 2014-10-28 20:31:39

  
  

  Skellett Skelletariat said:

  And who eats potato chips for dessert

  who eats dessert
  
  like seriously i don't think i've ever seen anyone actually do this
  
• COLORFUL MOHI

  2014-10-28 20:31:25 edited 2014-10-28 20:32:01

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• COLORFUL MOHI

  2014-10-28 20:32:11

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• Yarrun XIX

  2014-10-28 20:37:20

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  naney said:

  Skellett Skelletariat said:

  And who eats potato chips for dessert

  who eats dessert
  
  like seriously i don't think i've ever seen anyone actually do this
  

  Okay, fine, Oreos is more of a sweet party food in my experience.

  
  

  Still, not a lot of things in that category that I can eat.
• Imipolex G

  2014-10-28 20:38:41

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  I eat dessert, motherfuckers.
  
• Imipolex G

  2014-10-28 20:39:07

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  Anyway, Oreo is both cookie and cream, they are both essential, it's like asking which blade in a pair of scissors is more important
  
• Obā-san

  2014-10-28 20:39:14

  
  

  i don't like sugary snacks that much tbh
  
• Anonus

  2014-10-28 21:10:08

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  why not?
• Obā-san

  2014-10-28 21:12:59

  
  

  i just don't
  
  too much artificial sweetness is cloying
  
• COLORFUL MOHI

  2014-10-28 21:22:34

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  yeah what he said

  
  

  you gotta be sparing with that stuff
• eriophora zia

  2014-10-29 05:02:26

  I have cut a caper with the dancing mad god

  I usually eat all the cookie parts first and then stack the cream filling "slices" into an awesome stack of sugary goodness. It's delicious. I only eat the cookie parts because throwing them away feels pointless and wasteful. 

  
  

  Although, Birthday Cake Oreos are an exception to this. They should be eaten as a full cookie+cream. They're pretty fantastic. 

  
  

  I once ate watermelon oreos a friend bought. They were weird. It tastes like a cookie-form jolly rancher. Not unpleasant, exactly, but... odd. 
• Yarrun XIX

  2014-10-29 08:08:03

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  Man, novelty Oreos are an absolute gift.

  
  

  Have you ever tried the creamsicle flavor? Incredible, really
• Sredni Vashtar

  2014-10-29 09:19:58

  “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”

  Mint Oreos are the best thing.
• Princess Alice

  2014-10-29 10:22:03

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  But seriously, an Oreo without the creme would just be a cookie.
  
  And an Oreo without the cookie would just be frosting.
  
  You need BOTH to make up the delicious treat that is an Oreo.
  
• Section42L

  2014-10-29 10:26:16

  We can do anything if we do it together.

  Oreo Cakesters were good.
  
  Apparently, they've been discontinued now. :(
• Imipolex G

  2014-10-29 10:37:24

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  Carrie White, Prom Queen said:

  But seriously, an Oreo without the creme would just be a cookie.
  
  And an Oreo without the cookie would just be frosting.
  
  You need BOTH to make up the delicious treat that is an Oreo.
  

  hearken to this wisdom
  
• Tanya

  2014-10-29 11:09:53

  Pizza Dog

  Carrie White, Prom Queen said:

  But seriously, an Oreo without the creme would just be a cookie.
  
  And an Oreo without the cookie would just be frosting.
  
  You need BOTH to make up the delicious treat that is an Oreo.
  

  What about an oreo with only 1 cookie instead of two? Oooo. 
• Yarrun XIX

  2014-10-29 12:42:42

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  That's just half an Oreo. 
• Aliroz

  2014-10-29 13:29:55

  ...And even when your hope is gone

  move along, move along, just to make it through

  (2015 self)

  I love Oreos!
  
• Sredni Vashtar

  2014-10-29 13:45:08

  “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”

  Megszentségteleníthetetlenségeskedéseitekért said:

  Carrie White, Prom Queen said:

  But seriously, an Oreo without the creme would just be a cookie.
  
  And an Oreo without the cookie would just be frosting.
  
  You need BOTH to make up the delicious treat that is an Oreo.
  

  hearken to this wisdom
  

  Yea, verily.
• lee4hmz

  2014-10-29 13:50:55 edited 2014-10-29 13:51:34

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  Carrie White, Prom Queen said:

  But seriously, an Oreo without the creme would just be a cookie.
  

  Not quite the same, but close enough:
  
  

  
  

  
• Tre

  2014-10-29 14:02:44

  
  

  heh, I broke out the case of Birthday Cake Oreos my aunt bought me earlier today

  
  

  I'm in the "both cookie and creme" camp. (Also, I just eat them traditionally most of the time. Opening them up and licking the creme out is usually just a bit too involved for my taste.)
• Sredni Vashtar

  2014-10-29 14:22:57

  “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”

  I eat one of the two wafers each in two Oreos then put the remaining halves together to make a thicker Oreo and then eat that.
• Obā-san

  2014-10-29 14:24:30

  
  

  Lord of the Game said:

  I eat one of the two wafers each in two Oreos then put the remaining halves together to make a thicker Oreo and then eat that.

  YOU PERVERT THE NATURAL ORDER
  
• Imipolex G

  2014-10-29 14:40:26

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  that's an old trick, it's hardly avant-garde
  
• COLORFUL MOHI

  2014-10-29 14:45:27

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  Lord of the Game said:

  Mint Oreos are the best thing.

  Lord of the Game said:

  Mint

  Lord of the Game said:

  Mint

  
• Sredni Vashtar

  2014-10-29 14:48:14

  “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”

  I see we have a mint hater.

  
  

  Get out. We don't need your kind here.
• COLORFUL MOHI

  2014-10-29 14:50:51

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  Mint and Mint Products Bothering Me, however, has not
• COLORFUL MOHI

  2014-10-29 14:51:05

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  like

  
  

  
  

  
  

  just brush your teeth slightly more often
• Sredni Vashtar

  2014-10-29 15:15:21

  “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”

  There are many kinds of mint and I love them all.
• lee4hmz

  2014-10-29 15:16:03

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  I've always liked mint-chocolate stuff, particularly Thin Mints.
• Obā-san

  2014-10-29 15:16:30

  
  

  sredni confirmed for minty mister
  
• Sredni Vashtar

  2014-10-29 15:16:58

  “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”

  Thin mints are delicious.
• Princess Alice

  2014-10-29 15:18:39

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  Mint = Good, in Central Avenue's opinion
  
• Yarrun XIX

  2014-10-29 15:25:40

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  The mint flavor is, perhaps, the lowest of the novelty flavors.
  
  A fine thing in tea and the like. Not so much when processed.
• Calica

  2014-10-29 15:29:01

  Sup bitches, witches, Haters, and trolls.

  Lord of the Game said:

  Thin mints are delicious.

  qft
• Calica

  2014-10-29 15:29:24

  Sup bitches, witches, Haters, and trolls.

  thin mint ice cream now being available year-round is a glorious thing
• thenamelesssamurai

  2014-10-29 15:30:35

  
  

  Lilly said:

  thin mint ice cream now being available year-round is a glorious thing

  It really is. I was so happy when I saw it in the store.
  
• Tanya

  2014-10-29 15:50:08

  Pizza Dog

  I eat oreos by biting into them and chewing them up /unpopular opinion.
• Anonus

  2014-10-29 15:53:49

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  I wonder what people here think of Oreo O's
• Calica

  2014-10-29 15:55:47

  Sup bitches, witches, Haters, and trolls.

  I remember loving Oreo Os.
• Calica

  2014-10-29 15:56:03

  Sup bitches, witches, Haters, and trolls.

  #bringbackoreoos
• eriophora zia

  2014-10-29 15:57:24

  I have cut a caper with the dancing mad god

  Skellett Skelletariat said:

  Man, novelty Oreos are an absolute gift.

  
  

  Have you ever tried the creamsicle flavor? Incredible, really

  I don't think we have those here. :( We have a really limited selection of novelty Oreos in the Pacific Northwest. The watermelon ones are ones my friend loved when he lived in the South, so he bought them on Amazon, haha.