This week in actual quotes of the Great Philosophers

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• COLORFUL MOHI

  2014-10-28 11:55:03

  ULTRA-RAD HACKER REFUGEE FROM THE FUTURE
  

  That second one is actually just true.
• Klinotaxis

  2014-10-28 12:08:39

  kill living beings
  

  so's the first one
  
• Princess Alice

  2014-10-28 12:15:57

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  Klinotaxis said:

  so's the first one
  

  I don't see how you could possibly know that unless you were there

  
  

  I'm onto you
• Spacey

  2014-10-28 15:55:50

  i wish to come up with a song lyric for this signature, but no song lyrics are coming to mind

  spiders are DANGEROUS and a planet of them is not something i can willingly endorse. shame on you david hume.
• Obā-san

  2014-10-28 15:57:52

  
  

  
• Spacey

  2014-10-28 16:04:08

  i wish to come up with a song lyric for this signature, but no song lyrics are coming to mind

  a planetful of vriskas would be dangerous x8

  
  

  too much dice
• Yarrun XIX

  2014-10-28 17:32:54

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  "Switzerland is a curst, selfish, swinish country of brutes" -Lord Byron
• Calica

  2014-10-28 17:45:00

  Sup bitches, witches, Haters, and trolls.

  david hume on the magic powers of bread
• Odradek

  2014-10-28 17:47:33

  My dreams exceed my real life

  The bread, which I formerly ate, nourished me: that is, a body of such sensible qualities was, at that time, endued with such secret powers
• Sredni Vashtar

  2014-10-29 10:12:56

  “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”

  Skellett Skelletariat said:

  "Switzerland is a curst, selfish, swinish country of brutes" -Lord Byron

  ...and who is denying this fact?
• Imipolex G

  2014-10-29 10:38:28

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  Lord Byron was a poet, not a philosopher
  
• Yarrun XIX

  2014-10-29 13:10:34

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  He was a Romantic, which was an art movement with a philosophy behind it. 
• Yarrun XIX

  2014-10-29 13:10:52

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  Next you'll say that John Cage didn't get philosophic at times
• Imipolex G

  2014-10-29 13:11:27

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  you just want to bash Switzerland
  
  admit it
  
• Odradek

  2014-10-29 13:12:12

  My dreams exceed my real life

  He is in Russell's history of western philosophy, so
• Imipolex G

  2014-10-29 13:16:19

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  He just wanted to bash Switzerland
  
• Yarrun XIX

  2014-10-29 13:16:43

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  It's not my fault that their version of Deutsch is less awesome than the original version.