You are anxious

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• One-Winged Eagle

  2014-09-29 20:15:35

  Man is a most complex simple creature: see what he weaves, and how base his reasons for doing so.

  I get hammered.
• DisasterGrind

  2014-09-29 20:26:45 edited 2014-09-29 20:27:16

  
  Your anxiousness becomes ebullient and you are overcome with an irrational need to work yourself over with a hammer.
    
  The lyrics to U Can't Touch This flash through your mind in their entirety with each hammerfall.
  
  
• One-Winged Eagle

  2014-09-29 21:33:16

  Man is a most complex simple creature: see what he weaves, and how base his reasons for doing so.

  I drink heavily.
• Imipolex G

  2014-09-29 21:50:32

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  I put on a cow costume and go stand in a field.
  
• Sredni Vashtar

  2014-09-29 23:59:27

  “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”

  While in the field, I pick flowers and consider drinking even more heavily.
• DisasterGrind

  2014-09-30 00:06:49

  
  After repeatedly casting Hammerne on yourself, you get the urge to put on a cow costume and drink in your favourite field. 
   
  
  
   But as you head for greener pastures, you notice something unpleasant is blocking your exit.
  
• Sredni Vashtar

  2014-09-30 00:08:10

  “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”

  Smack the unpleasant thing in the face with your hammer while chanting Buddhist purification mantras.
• glennmagusharvey

  2014-09-30 02:05:45

  I post on Heapers' Hangout.
  
• One-Winged Eagle

  2014-09-30 04:50:08

  Man is a most complex simple creature: see what he weaves, and how base his reasons for doing so.

  Be enlightened just a little bit - to the rank of Bodhisattva - grow a hundred arms and punch the stupid thing a thousand times.