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• Imipolex G

  2013-11-01 11:17:37

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH is good therapy, sure
  
• Haven

  2013-11-01 11:22:43 edited 2013-11-01 11:22:55

  Let me tell you. About Fallen London.

  *grabs Pillows, screams into them*
• Imipolex G

  2013-11-01 11:24:09

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  that's good too
  
• Sredni Vashtar

  2013-11-01 11:27:51

  “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”

  
• lee4hmz

  2013-11-01 12:11:19

  ⚠ THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS

  
• sunn wolf

  2013-11-01 15:17:51

  

  
• Section42L

  2013-11-01 20:49:17

  We can do anything if we do it together.

  
• Anonus

  2013-12-03 07:25:06

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  going into the backyard to take a big old shit ha ha ha ha ha
• lee4hmz

  2013-12-03 14:22:48

  ⚠ THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS

  Anonus said:

  going into the backyard to take a big old shit ha ha ha ha ha

  sounds like something our dog would say
• Miss Miko Mayonegg

  2013-12-03 15:05:12

  More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
  

  Your dog says things?? :o
  
• Tachyon

  2013-12-03 15:09:27

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  
• lee4hmz

  2013-12-03 17:25:51

  ⚠ THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS

  Miko said:

  Your dog says things?? :o
  

  Well, if he could talk, anyway. Most of the time he just barks like a dog (or moos like a cow if he wants something).
• MetaFour

  2013-12-03 17:44:05

  For once, or maybe twice, I was in my prime.

  
• Anonus

  2014-01-20 04:11:46

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  CINAR
• Princess Alice

  2014-01-20 04:17:59

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  The Applebee's crowd
• Anonus

  2014-06-13 22:32:06

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  FUCKING KMART in 1982 LOLOLOLOL SHIT

  
  

  Commercials
• Anonus

  2014-09-22 02:22:22

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  vertion
• Imipolex G

  2014-09-22 03:00:28

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  SATANIC DRIVEL
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2014-09-22 07:43:18

  Tachyon said:

  

  that is a disturbing-looking dog
  
• Sredni Vashtar

  2014-09-22 08:59:56

  “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”

  Less so in context.

  
  

  Watch Up. It's probably Pixar's best film. (I don't care if that's a controversial statement.)
• Yarrun XIX

  2014-09-22 09:02:39

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  I'LL CUT YOU, YOU HEAR ME, I'LL--
  
  wait, Shrek was DreamWorks right? Nevermind.
• One-Winged Eagle

  2014-09-22 09:44:38

  Man is a most complex simple creature: see what he weaves, and how base his reasons for doing so.

  I don't like Shrek.
• Sredni Vashtar

  2014-09-22 11:34:40

  “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”

  Yarrun XIX said:

  I'LL CUT YOU, YOU HEAR ME, I'LL--
  
  wait, Shrek was DreamWorks right? Nevermind.

  Confuse the output of Pixar and post-2D Dreamworks and I will break you.
• glennmagusharvey

  2014-09-22 12:44:04 edited 2014-09-22 12:44:28

  http://static.minitokyo.net/downloads/43/08/315443.jpg
  
  (copy/paste URL)
  
• Salix Babylonika

  2014-09-22 16:50:47

  https://i.imgur.com/IoGc2jA.jpg

  kingCrackers said:

  I don't like Shrek.

  someBODY ONCE TOLD ME
  
• Yarrun XIX

  2014-09-22 17:01:42

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  Shrek was actually my favorite film for a while
  
  I guess it's currently Howl's Moving Castle
• Anonus

  2014-09-22 17:29:09

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  man Shrek is DWA's de facto mascot
• Previous Calica

  2014-09-22 18:30:45

  (flower path)

  which studio did antz and which one did a bug's life again *broken*
• lee4hmz

  2014-09-22 18:32:20

  ⚠ THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS

  A Bug's Life was Pixar
• Anonus

  2014-09-22 18:42:17

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  Antz was Pacific Data Images, a forerunner to DreamWorks Animation

  
  

  If you want to get technical, they also did Shrek, though it came out after DreamWorks SKG bought them outright
• Epitome

  2014-09-22 20:58:10

  meow meow meowtherfuckers

  remember when disney released The Wild a year after dreamworks did Madagascar 

  
  

  yeah me neither
• Anonus

  2014-09-22 21:07:55

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  It's never been clear which idea came first

  
  

  I do remember reading that The Wild had been in production for like 15 years, the first few of which were Jeffrey Katzenberg's (head honcho at DreamWorks Animation) last years at Disney

  
  

  though DWA had a penchant for lifting ideas from Disney and Pixar anyway (Kingdom of the Sun, which later morphed into The Emperor's New Groove, begat The Road to El Dorado, and of course Finding Nemo begat Shark Tale)
• glennmagusharvey

  2014-09-22 21:11:43

  maybe it's like explodemon and splosion man, where both happened independently at the same time
• Sredni Vashtar

  2014-09-23 02:31:30

  “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”

  I must hasten to note that The Emperor's New Groove and The Road to El Dorado are very different films with very different themes and both are enjoyable for completely different reasons. So that actually worked out pretty well all around. But that was also at a time when Dreamworks had some consistency and were actually making movies worth paying attention to.
• Anonus

  2014-09-23 02:34:32

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  I think Mr. Peabody & Sherman is worth paying attention to
• Obā-san

  2014-09-23 02:37:15

  
  

  nothing about PB&S looked that interesting to me TBH
  
• Sredni Vashtar

  2014-09-23 02:38:06 edited 2014-09-23 02:38:19

  “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”

  ^^ And I thought that The Despicable Me (the original, mind) was pretty watchable. But neither was all that impressive. And they didn't even invent the characters in the former.
• Anonus

  2014-09-23 02:40:32

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  naney said:

  nothing about PB&S looked that interesting to me TBH
  

  you're not into the source material, I am
• Obā-san

  2014-09-23 02:42:45

  
  

  Anonus said:

  naney said:

  nothing about PB&S looked that interesting to me TBH
  

  you're not into the source material, I am

  bruh
  
  bruuuuuuhhhh
  
  you most gravely underestimate my rocky and bullwinkle knowledge
  
• Obā-san

  2014-09-23 02:43:07

  
  

  like haven't i mentioned that show was totally my jam as a kid?
  
• Anonus

  2014-09-23 02:45:13

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  ...

  
  

  cool
• Obā-san

  2014-09-23 02:46:34

  
  

  im pretty sure i still have entire episodes memorized somewhere in my noggin
  
  might need a bit of prompting tho, it's been a while
  
• Sredni Vashtar

  2014-09-23 02:48:56

  “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”

  Yeah, I'm more disappointed at how half-assed it looked as an adaptation than anything else. At this point I expect Dreamworks to either botch or shamelessly milk decent premises--with the possible exception of Megamind, which I heard was way better than it looked--but they at least keep it to their own ideas rather than ones with a history of actual quality.
• One-Winged Eagle

  2014-09-23 02:49:08 edited 2014-09-23 02:50:42

  Man is a most complex simple creature: see what he weaves, and how base his reasons for doing so.

  I mean I love that Shrek exists, because if Shrek didn't exist we wouldn't have Neil Cicierega's Mouth Sounds.

  
  

  But I don't like watching the movie. Something about it I can't quite put my finger on, other than the feeling of just plain disdain for the subject matter that runs through the whole movie.

  
  

  Megamind was a pretty good movie, all things considered. I really like it. It presents a superheroic paradigm that you don't often see, with the relationship of the hero and villain defined mostly as rock-star rivalries.
• Obā-san

  2014-09-23 02:53:24

  
  

  like, what makes rocky & bullwinkle fun is the madcap humor + biting satire and commentary on cold war politics
  
  whereas from what i could tell PB&S looked like Yet Another Animated Family Feature
• Sredni Vashtar

  2014-09-23 02:54:56 edited 2014-09-23 02:56:23

  “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”

  ^^ Shrek was originally a very strange, silly little children's book. The first movie was decent, if not astounding; I get the disdain, but I don't think that I share it. I can't remember if I even actually saw the others.

  
  

  ^ Precisely. It was actual fun for the whole family because it was smart and snappy while still being appealing to young children.
• One-Winged Eagle

  2014-09-23 03:02:25

  Man is a most complex simple creature: see what he weaves, and how base his reasons for doing so.

  I just don't like disdain for fairy tales at all. I love fairy tales.

  
  

  I might not like the narratives created by people who adapt fairy tales nor the aesthetics used in said adaptions, but I love fairy tales regardless.
• Sredni Vashtar

  2014-09-23 03:06:06

  “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”

  I love Angela Carter.

  
  

  Just putting that out there.
• One-Winged Eagle

  2014-09-23 03:10:28

  Man is a most complex simple creature: see what he weaves, and how base his reasons for doing so.

  I've still got that book of hers that I haven't finished reading.
• Sredni Vashtar

  2014-09-23 03:11:16

  “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”

  Which one?