1. an adult male human 2. a complex set of emotions that generally involve commitment, affection and attachment 3. do your own fuckin physics homework 4. yes
who the fuck are you my question was addressed SPECIFICALLY to the person with some target brand "zen party" trail mix
As the subject's boyfriend I think I have the right to save him from dumb questions. Whether they will provoke a witty response, frustration paralysis or an existential crisis is entirely up in the air, and I would prefer not to risk it.
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2. What is love?
3. What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen flying squirrel?
4. Do you like waffles?
2. a complex set of emotions that generally involve commitment, affection and attachment
3. do your own fuckin physics homework
4. yes