Hi, I'm Anonus Utilis, CEO and various other titles at ABC Warner. One of my employees has expressed reservation with fedoras' association with unsavory types of human beings, and as it so happens, I share his reservations.
This employee is Blabber Mouse, a cartoon character created at the Hanna-Barbera cartoon studio in 1959. He...hasn't been out in the world in a while, so I had only just introduced him - and his partner, Super Snooper - to the Internet. He was heartbroken feeling that wearing his fedora would mark him as an undesirable.
So I beckon to you - let's reclaim the fedora!
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I'm sorry
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
And Raiders doesn't have Kate Capeshaw
Not only will people not judge his fedora, but he'll look even more detective-y