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  • edited 2011-08-01 01:54:38
    I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    No offense is intended but I'm waiting a while to bestow the title onto more of you
  • It's no problem, I understand. ^_^
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    So, what do y'all think of this?
    I had the most bizarre dream and in the dream I had a nightmare that was said to be recurring and now I can't remember if it's actually a familiar nightmare or I just dreamed it was familiar.

    In the dream, I was a young girl (13 or 14) in pink and green pajamas. I was walking through this old mall and it looked very familiar. I recognized what stores should be where, but they were all boarded up and there was nowhere to go. Then suddenly, I began to rise straight into the air, almost to the ceiling. I started crying, because I knew the only way down was to let myself fall completely down and slam into the floor, at which point I would wake up. I had a small amount of control over the rate at which I fell, but I knew I was going to hit the floor painfully no matter what.

    So I let it happen and woke up from the nightmare-within-a-dream crying, and tried to explain what just happened to my father but he didn't get it. Possibly because I kept going on about Frosted Lucky Charms and My Little Pony. Then I woke up for real. It was quite weird.

  • You had a dream within a dream?

    Poninception.
  • why the hell did i mentally read the wikipedia page on lisps with a lisp
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I have a lisp, though I don't notice it until I listen to a recording of myself.
  • why am i searching wikihow for how to speak with an irish accent
  • because irish accents are sexy dammit
  • too bad the only one is for british accents
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    I would like the creepy intrusive thoughts to leave.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    :(

    I don't know what to say...
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    I keep wanting to bring sockpuppets from TV Tropes here.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    There's nothing stopping you, I guess...

    (Though admittedly I had to resist the urge to make a Charlotte)
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Go away gender dysphoria, I don't feel like dealing with your bullshit right now
  • edited 2011-08-01 04:03:21
    I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Unpleasant-thoughts-go-away buddies?
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    For better or for worse...
  • So hey guys, I started posting again XD
  • And see, no one even cares ;_;
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Are you smilingcloud?
  • Was I that easy to figure out?

    >_>

    I mean, of course not.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Well, someone shows up who seems to know us but hasn't posted before today...then you say you're back on the site...I just sorta put 2 and 2 together, y'know?
  • That does make sense, but to be honest(and because I feel like pumping up my ego)

    Look at the name for a moment >_>

    Counterclock
    Cynicalclock
    Smilingcloud.

    Same amount of numbers, 7 for the first word, 5 for the last word.

    Look at my title of Tvtropes >_>

    XD
  • Also, I did pretend not to know who you were Central >_>, Mistaking you for a girl?
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    @_@

    mind = blown
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    ^^ Oh yeah...I'd forgotten that part.
  • Also, In the LBGT thread, I accidentally shipped myself with Aon >_>

    http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/posts.php?discussion=13058949630A67253100&page=173#4302

    Good thing no one was of the wiser.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Heh.

    You know after you posted that I had to resist the urge to go and start a thread called that.
  • edited 2011-08-01 05:15:04
    I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    For some reason I don't consider my bisexuality a big part of my identity
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I don't really think of my sexuality as a big part of my identity, either, but I find the LGBT thread is a good place to talk about gender.

    I think I technically fall under "T", after all.
  • Sexuality isn't a big part of your identity though.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Well, for some reason, while I don't find sexuality to be a part of my identity, I do consider my gender to be a big part of my identity.

    I don't know why.
  • Sexuality only refers to who you'll find in a partner.

    That's a small part of who you are.

    What you find in someone else shouldn't define yourself.
  • My Existence here is brief and lonely

    ;_;

  • TUMUT CREW REPRESENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! tumut
    *Gnaws*
  • edited 2011-08-01 15:19:04
    Knight of Centralia | May those who accept their fate find happiness, may those who defy it find glory.
    mental note: I hate the image system here.
  • I love the image system here. It's so tiny and small! :D
  • Knight of Centralia | May those who accept their fate find happiness, may those who defy it find glory.
    YOUR MOTHER IS....wait no.
  • IME
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  • edited 2011-08-01 16:12:58
    I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    there are hundreds of dogs coming

    they want to EAT YOU!
  • my dog will defeat them all
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    but these dogs

    they have steroids
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    In that case, they're contributing to the downfall of baseball.

    I say we shoot them for disrespecting America's pastime.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    It is a heated topic of debate: should Major League Baseball allow dogs to play?

    Of course this is an issue avoided by major media outlets, that prefer instead to focus on Tom Cruise's addiction to drinking quicksand or some such thing. Or perhaps that Elvis had 400 clones, all stashed in Atlantis's deepest chambers in which no civilian has ever been allowed.
  • my dog is a first guardian

    so ha
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    ABC Inc needs to merge with CA Marketplace
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    but then shipping jokes will ensue
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