The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

    A graphic designer I am not


    But I made these anyway

    image

    Perhaps Anonus has some suggestions for improving them

    Good templates...is "SHARE THE MAGIC" a slogan?
  • The sadness will last forever.
    cursed to be a bad artist
  • The sadness will last forever.
    that's me
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Yeah. It's kind of a lame slogan, but I haven't thought of a better one yet.
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)

    Aliroz said:

    Why is it cool for clever people to take advantage of other people via manipulation into doing things said people do not want to do; but it is completely uncool for strong people to take advantage of other people via violence (or threats of violence) to coerce said people into doing things said people do not want to do?

    Why is bullying via words and cleverness more cool than bullying via fists and physical strength.

    I know that it's better to use words than fists; but manipulation is manipulation; and you're still hitting someone who cannot hit back (if with smarts, rather than violence).

    these things aren't actually cool only stupid nerds who read and fail to understand Nietzche think they're cool.
    Alright.
  • Aliroz said:

    Aliroz said:

    Why is it cool for clever people to take advantage of other people via manipulation into doing things said people do not want to do; but it is completely uncool for strong people to take advantage of other people via violence (or threats of violence) to coerce said people into doing things said people do not want to do?

    Why is bullying via words and cleverness more cool than bullying via fists and physical strength.

    I know that it's better to use words than fists; but manipulation is manipulation; and you're still hitting someone who cannot hit back (if with smarts, rather than violence).

    these things aren't actually cool only stupid nerds who read and fail to understand Nietzche think they're cool.
    Alright.
    awlroight
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    Pillows said:

    if there are handicapped people in Centralia, why not just use the magic to heal them?

    Why use magic to give someone back his two legs when you can use mechanics to replace said legs with six long spider-like legs?

    You can keep your magic wand, I'mma stick with my five cent hand-turned screwdriver.
  • Aliroz said:

    Aliroz said:

    Why is it cool for clever people to take advantage of other people via manipulation into doing things said people do not want to do; but it is completely uncool for strong people to take advantage of other people via violence (or threats of violence) to coerce said people into doing things said people do not want to do?

    Why is bullying via words and cleverness more cool than bullying via fists and physical strength.

    I know that it's better to use words than fists; but manipulation is manipulation; and you're still hitting someone who cannot hit back (if with smarts, rather than violence).

    these things aren't actually cool only stupid nerds who read and fail to understand Nietzche think they're cool.
    Alright.
    awlroight

  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)

    Aliroz said:

    Aliroz said:

    Why is it cool for clever people to take advantage of other people via manipulation into doing things said people do not want to do; but it is completely uncool for strong people to take advantage of other people via violence (or threats of violence) to coerce said people into doing things said people do not want to do?

    Why is bullying via words and cleverness more cool than bullying via fists and physical strength.

    I know that it's better to use words than fists; but manipulation is manipulation; and you're still hitting someone who cannot hit back (if with smarts, rather than violence).

    these things aren't actually cool only stupid nerds who read and fail to understand Nietzche think they're cool.
    Alright.
    awlroight
    ooooooolreaoought
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Also, because I'm never one to let small details go, here's what the expiration stickers would look like close up:

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    The Arial and off-center-ness are intentional; they're supposed to look like they were printed on demand at the Ministry of Transportation counter
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Aliroz said:

    Pillows said:

    if there are handicapped people in Centralia, why not just use the magic to heal them?

    Why use magic to give someone back his two legs when you can use mechanics to replace said legs with six long spider-like legs?

    You can keep your magic wand, I'mma stick with my five cent hand-turned screwdriver.
    raocow would approve.


  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I've reached peak autism, haven't I
  • look at me im a fucking radical

    im a rude-ass cunt who won't shut up
  • Violet Leaf Hair Balm 60ml

  • Touch the cow. Do it now.

    I've reached peak autism, haven't I

    not even close
  • you haven't reached peak autism until you find a way to be constantly rude and offensive with your special interests
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I dunno; meticulously designing license plate stickers for an imaginary country probably ranks pretty high on the autismeter

    On an unrelated note: I don't understand why people are always trying to break into the Rich family's vaults and crap when they frequently leave piles of money literally just lying on the floor

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    Like, just stuff your pockets and run, as long as you can evade the armed guards you'll probably make off with a couple thousand
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    why hello there
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    "Richie Rich" is one of those things where I do not understand its existence
  • We can do anything if we do it together.
    I'm sure it made sense back in the 1950s.
  • Pillows said:

    "Richie Rich" is one of those things where I do not understand its existence

    wish fulfillment
  • http://store.chipotle.com/shop_all

    if i had some of these shirts

    i could unironically rep chipotle all damn day every day

    i would also want some of that action

    or a Moe's shirt

    (we go to Moe's more often because it's got a larger presence here and kids eat free on Tuesdays but I love them both dearly)
  • The sadness will last forever.
    most things are confusing
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Pillows said:

    "Richie Rich" is one of those things where I do not understand its existence

    As far as power fantasies go, "richest kid in the world" seems like a pretty obvious one

    But portraying that realistically would be kinda depressing, so instead it's taken to ridiculous extremes and is kinda silly

    In other words...I dunno
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    People always shit on Harvey Comics #ABCIncProblems
  • The sadness will last forever.
    harvey dent comics
  • edited 2013-12-12 17:52:59
    We can do anything if we do it together.

    Pillows said:

    "Richie Rich" is one of those things where I do not understand its existence

    As far as power fantasies go, "richest kid in the world" seems like a pretty obvious one

    But portraying that realistically would be kinda depressing, so instead it's taken to ridiculous extremes and is kinda silly

    In other words...I dunno
    The fact that the dirt-poor Freckles is his best friend further confuses things.
  • TreTre
    edited 2013-12-12 17:53:28
    image
    damn, Moe's has gotta get their merch situation in control

    the food may be equal in quality but as far as fandom swag's concerned Chipotle's kicking their asses
  • The sadness will last forever.
    delicious berries
  • For once, or maybe twice, I was in my prime.
    sunn wolf said:

    do it do it make the quesadilla


    i love the hell out of quesadillas

    i made some yesterday and they were tasty as all hell. i mean probably because i put like half a bottle of chipotle sauce in them but who cares
    For context, this comic went up on New Years Eve, 2009:

    image

    http://tallcomics.com/?id=60
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    It is indeed a little hard not to think Richie's an asshole when Freckles lives in some shoddy little shack and Richie literally has mansions he uses as playhouses
  • edited 2013-12-12 17:59:40
    I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Should I be reading more Harvey Comics? My ABC Inc advisors don't think any characters but Casper and friends are worth bringing back and I need confirmation on this
  • For once, or maybe twice, I was in my prime.

    should i stay or should i go

    If I stay there will be trouble
    And if I go it will be double
  • my hair lookin fine as hell today
  • It smells pretty nice too.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Kexruct said:

    Pillows said:

    "Richie Rich" is one of those things where I do not understand its existence

    wish fulfillment
    it's a stupid wish

    I guess people are stupid

    /deep analysis
  • edited 2013-12-12 18:18:57
    I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    you do realize that ABC Inc is pretty similar to Richie Rich (to the point that it even owns the character) right

    admittedly that makes me feel guilty sometimes
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    I'm sorry I called you stupid

    I have to admit I don't understand your fantasy, though
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    This seems like a good walkthrough.

  • my hair lookin fine as hell today

    Kexruct said:

    It smells pretty nice too.

    THIS WAS HILARIOUS VALIDATE ME DAMMIT
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    How can you smell his hair? That doesn't even make sense.
  • The joke being that I was RIGHT BEHIND HIM
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    well that's just creepy
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    I wish this walkthrough had more views. It is excellent.


  • The sadness will last forever.
    zun style
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