WHO is you're ideel mate.

Viani · 2012-02-01 18:36:41

Because everyone hates them.

Seriously these people are horrible.

King_Friday · 2012-02-01 18:55:24

Justice :)

Obā-san · 2012-02-01 19:01:20

Bunny. ^w^

Anonus · 2012-02-01 19:55:33

Centie.

/bandwagon

Justice4243 · 2012-02-01 20:47:32

"Justice :)"

Ninja'd I was going to say Justice Friday...

Imipolex G · 2012-02-01 21:15:35

An active and enthusiastic lady. Open-minded. Accepting of my quirks. And of course BIG CANS.

/not bandwagon

Misery · 2012-02-01 21:26:40

A kind person.

Manly McMacho · 2012-02-01 21:28:22

A funny, adventurous, slightly quirky girl who doesn't mind all of my general weirdness, who's open to whatever, be it hiking a mountain on the fly or just sitting around playing games all day. And of course BIG CANS.

/kinda not bandwagon I think

Vriska · 2012-02-01 22:14:13

My ideal m8 is Nicolas Cage.

(Actually I don't really have or want one.)

Bunny · 2012-02-01 23:50:05

I still don't think an ideal/perfect mate for me actually exists. Perfection is very rare.

Buuuut, I think Naney comes pretty close. =P

/bandwagon?

Princess Alice · 2012-02-02 00:11:37

Someone who understands me in a way nopony else does, and loves me because of the weirdo I am, not just in spite of the weirdo I am.

/transparent attempt at bandwagoning without naming names

Salix Babylonika · 2012-02-02 00:35:15

Someone with large bozongas.

DickGrabrod · 2012-02-02 00:37:40

I'm more into hips myself, if that makes sense.

Imipolex G · 2012-02-02 00:38:17

Superglobe likes superglobes.

Quite understandable.

LeighSabio · 2012-02-02 00:49:29

Mine dumped me for Lauren Bacall before I was even born. :(

Salix Babylonika · 2012-02-02 00:57:11

I'm more into hips myself, if that makes sense.

Makes total sense. I'm into curviness in general, really.

Ace Rimmer · 2012-02-02 01:40:07

Am I allowed to describe 2 people?

Beholder · 2012-02-02 02:19:06

Well, as I've posted in one TVT thread, I'd like a Magic Contract Romance with a mighty, dangerous and honourable being that grants me an absolute power over them (blushes).

Viani · 2012-02-02 04:42:58

yes

Rottweiler · 2012-02-02 06:05:28

@Beholdy: I Dream of Djinni.

Gelzo · 2012-02-02 07:58:25

Either an at least attractive woman who's not a crazy bitch, or a smoking hot woman who's a crazy bitch.

The catch is that she has to be a crazy bitch in an entertaining way. It would also not be a long-term relationship. Unless it was really goddamn entertaining.

Justice4243 · 2012-02-02 14:45:28

Is it strange that I found Gelzo's post to be rather down to earth?

Ace Rimmer · 2012-02-02 14:47:59

Well erm one of my mates would be a switch and the other would be a submissive

Gelzo · 2012-02-02 15:40:41

^^I've been listening to a lot of stand-up comedy. That might be what you're picking up.

King_Friday · 2012-02-02 15:46:40

Ninja'd I was going to say Justice Friday...

- Fuck you Justice and everyone who lives in your house.

The looks of Marlon Brando circa "Street Car Named Desire" with the sense of humor and intelligence of Stephen Fry.

Rottweiler · 2012-02-03 03:32:14

The mind of Dorothy L. Sayers in a body like this.

Justice4243 · 2012-02-03 03:36:04

Broken image...

Unless you have a thing for

Rottweiler · 2012-02-03 03:37:36

Fine, changed to a link.

Justice4243 · 2012-02-03 03:40:14

Access Denied

Though it works if you click on the URL and hit enter.

Also, hawt.

Ace Rimmer · 2012-02-03 03:40:30

Still not showing

Justice4243 · 2012-02-03 03:42:43

You can try copying the URL and pasting it, then hitting enter.

It's all about tricking it into thinking it wasn't hot linked.

Ace Rimmer · 2012-02-03 03:47:36

Shush!

But to be honest, not who I expected from Rott

Justice4243 · 2012-02-03 03:54:09

Way to subvert peoples expectations,Rott!

You stop that and start finding Cathrine the Great sexy THIS INSTANCE!

Rottweiler · 2012-02-03 05:03:03

^ What do you think I am, a pony?

Tachyon · 2012-02-03 05:08:40

And the OP's question is too difficult.

Rottweiler · 2012-02-03 05:41:47

^ There was a nasty rumor, as persistent as Marie Antoinette's "Let them eat cake", that Catherine the Great's great lover was an equine.

Ace Rimmer · 2012-02-03 07:31:30

^One of her many many many many lovers was rumoured to be a stallion

Gelzo · 2012-02-03 16:28:07

How did you get ninja'd by almost 2 hours?

Obā-san · 2012-02-03 16:33:52

Maybe you leave a tab open and absentmindedly click send.

Ace Rimmer · 2012-02-03 16:50:26

I wasn't ninja'ed

I was mealy pointing out that Cath had more than one lover

Gelzo · 2012-02-04 02:33:40

I didn't honestly think you were, you just phrased it so you sounded redundant.

Isn't there little historical evidence for that rumor, anyway?

Viani · 2012-02-04 02:37:53

Well if horses could talk we would have proof that Cath got mounted...I think?

Gelzo · 2012-02-04 02:40:09

I suppose it would be nice to get it right from the horse's mouth.

Ace Rimmer · 2012-02-04 15:41:48

Also, the submissive partner at the very least had to be friends with my switch partner.

Viani · 2012-02-04 17:16:06

switch partner.

Is a switch like a toggle?

Tachyon · 2012-02-04 17:20:34

switch

Pronunciation:/swɪtʃ/
noun

a device for making and breaking the connection in an electric circuit:
the guard hit a switch and the gate swung open

- Oxford English Dictionary

Ace Rimmer · 2012-02-04 17:25:39

^^

Switch as in a person who both a dominant and a submissive but not at the same time

Justice4243 · 2012-02-04 18:02:31

"Isn't there little historical evidence for that rumor, anyway?"

Scholars seem to pretty much universally agree it never happened.

Viani · 2012-02-08 23:11:01

I agree.

Manly McMacho · 2012-02-09 00:23:11

Killed by a meteorite? So that's what they're calling it these days?

I'd like to kill Natalie Portman with my meteorite, if you know what I'm saying.

I hope you do because I sure as hell don't.

Anonus · 2012-02-09 00:24:33

Silly Tnophelia.

WHO is you're ideel mate.

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