Can Glenn make a threaad so horrible he has to ban himself for it?

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• Tachyon

  2013-11-13 03:58:05

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  i believe you could, but as of this post, this is not that thread
  
  you're not trying hard enough
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2013-11-13 03:59:27

  damnit
  what if i called myself a melting pt of friendship
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2013-11-13 04:00:38

  what if i antrilay told yuo that i'm a nice guy
  engieer thy wnen't you screening these calls
  
• Tachyon

  2013-11-13 04:01:21

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  still no
  
• Tachyon

  2013-11-13 04:02:11 edited 2013-11-13 04:02:22

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  in fact thus far this is just a normal day in the trash heap, minus the conversation
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2013-11-13 04:02:47

  i no no nuh crapfully yours
  
  i can relate
  
  i can't relate
  
  Evangelion 1.18: Strong Bad Can('t) Relate
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2013-11-13 04:03:06

  well fork you too
  
  fork you like bad repositry
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2013-11-13 04:03:45

  the charlie daniels ban
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2013-11-13 04:04:40

  antonio vanderas
  
  the chevy vandrua
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2013-11-13 04:05:47

  chryssening out tomorrow
  
  josh wheaton
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2013-11-13 04:06:03

  aamart alkecks
  
• Tachyon

  2013-11-13 04:07:57

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  still not even close
  
  if this really was ban-worthy, you'd feel bound to ban yourself
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2013-11-13 04:08:07

  barrick o'bama
  
  bouche
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2013-11-13 04:08:50

  wassing wassing wassin-go-neee
  
  eeyasah eeyasah onetwothree onetwothree ichnisaa
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2013-11-13 04:11:30

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• glennmagusharvey

  2013-11-13 04:11:53

  on the world holier did
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2013-11-13 04:12:28

  leave draft to die
  
  fedex comment
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2013-11-13 04:13:50

  fuck you exas, an duk you lnestar beer
  fuck that fckina lamo and fcukt he longhorn wteer
  fakc every edallas cowbow thever drawegd a brkth
  fjke yoa thesxa, anf kc u lluma to adth
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2013-11-13 04:14:12

  three four seven radio graffiti
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2013-11-13 04:15:35

  doingngngngngngngngn
• glennmagusharvey

  2013-11-13 04:15:47

  srry scks f crp
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2013-11-13 04:21:09

  Tara Strong, Radio Graffiti:
  
• One-Winged Eagle

  2013-11-13 04:49:40

  Man is a most complex simple creature: see what he weaves, and how base his reasons for doing so.

  You're not God, you bastard.

  
  

  Or at the very least, you are but one small god.
• Tachyon

  2013-11-13 04:55:23

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  are you serious?
  
  because making a horrible thread is hardly a godly feat
  
• Tachyon

  2013-11-13 04:58:40

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  and i don't believe he ever set out to make a thread so horrible he had to ban himself for it
  
  i could get myself banned in the space of one post, but then i would be banned so i won't
  
• Anonus

  2013-11-13 05:00:38 edited 2013-11-13 05:00:47

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  glennmagusharvey said:

  Tara Strong, Radio Graffiti:
  

  Bubbles Raven Twilight Spot Timmy Dil Ben Batgirl
• Anonus

  2013-11-13 05:01:07 edited 2013-11-13 05:01:24

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  Also

  
  

  Clara Toot Truffles
• Vriska

  2013-11-13 10:46:04

  8luh 8luh.

  Go home thread, you are drunk.
  
• Section42L

  2013-11-13 17:01:26 edited 2013-11-13 17:02:23

  We can do anything if we do it together.

  
• Haven

  2013-11-13 17:11:40

  Let me tell you. About Fallen London.

  
• Vriska

  2013-11-13 17:17:52

  8luh 8luh.

  Go home 8ox8ot, you are horri8le.
  
• KJI

  2013-11-13 17:20:51

  Yeah... yeah!!! hell yeah!!!

  If I can't do it, neither can you.
• glennmagusharvey

  2013-11-13 17:47:37 edited 2013-11-13 17:50:23

  Six one five, Radio Graffiti:
  
• Justice4243

  2013-11-13 18:49:04

  READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!
  
  i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
  

  I can't seem to find the picture anymore, but I vote we replace "Putting lipstick on a pig" to "Putting Kamina shades on Boxbot".
• glennmagusharvey

  2013-11-13 19:02:05

  Lipstick on a Pig, Radio Graffiti:
  
• Anonus

  2013-11-13 19:46:32

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  It's been ages since I've read Gunnerkrigg Court

  
  

  What made Boxbot so horrible anyway
• Aliroz

  2013-11-13 20:19:08

  ...And even when your hope is gone

  move along, move along, just to make it through

  (2015 self)

  Justice4243 said:

  I can't seem to find the picture anymore, but I vote we replace "Putting lipstick on a pig" to "Putting Kamina shades on Boxbot".

  You know, I think it was Guitar Bizzare who originally put Kamina shades on Boxbot.
  

  Anonus said:

  It's been ages since I've read Gunnerkrigg Court

  
  

  What made Boxbot so horrible anyway

  He was Boxbot.  That's what made him so horrible.  He was also not Robox.
  
• Justice4243

  2013-11-13 23:28:21

  READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!
  
  i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
  

  ^ Pretty much this.
• glennmagusharvey

  2013-11-14 01:01:35

  A Touch of Class, Radio Graffiti:
  
• Anonus

  2013-11-14 01:18:02

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  Is this like your own personal thread?
• glennmagusharvey

  2013-11-14 01:19:47

  The Medic, Radio Graffiti:
  
• Tachyon

  2013-11-14 01:28:17

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  what this is is a failure to deliver >:(
  
• One-Winged Eagle

  2013-11-14 03:14:08

  Man is a most complex simple creature: see what he weaves, and how base his reasons for doing so.

  Can't deliver what you don't got.
• Bee

  2013-11-14 05:08:11

  Can Glenn make a threaad so horrible he has to ban himself for it?
  
  threaad
  
  
  b&
  
• Tachyon

  2013-11-14 05:23:35 edited 2013-11-14 05:29:53

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  hold on, i don't remember that being in the rules

  80. There are only two genders. You cannot change your gender. Doing so is immoral.
  81. Public displays of affection are sexual in nature and thus unacceptable. Take it to PMs, and only PMs with people of the opposite sex. Again, not a porn site!
  82. All spelling must be impeccable. Typos are the absolute worst and will result in an immediate ban.
  83. Pictures of Lana Del Rey are not to be posted under any circumstances.
  84. Remember, this is a family friendly site! No naughty words are permitted.

  oh, well, there you go, then
• Anonus

  2013-11-14 05:31:07

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  Hmm, we didn't account for proper grammar, that's too bad.
• glennmagusharvey

  2013-11-14 05:59:55 edited 2013-11-14 06:00:12

  I shell fuk dat grammer; mah speeling and usagi will be impickable wial I will mall all of grammer n du sole horablee!
  
• Section42L

  2013-11-14 10:47:40 edited 2013-11-14 16:45:28

  We can do anything if we do it together.

  Tachyon said:

  83. Pictures of Lana Del Rey are not to be posted under any circumstances.

  I can get behind this rule.
  
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2013-11-14 11:35:22

  
• glennmagusharvey

  2013-11-14 11:40:05 edited 2013-11-14 11:40:16

  > do not import [drama]
  

  SCENE II. A bedchamber in the castle: DESDEMONA in bed asleep;

  
  

  a light burning.

  Enter OTHELLO

  OTHELLO

  
  

  It is the cause, it is the cause, my soul,--
  
  Let me not name it to you, you chaste stars!--
  
  It is the cause. Yet I'll not shed her blood;
  
  Nor scar that whiter skin of hers than snow,
  
  And smooth as monumental alabaster.
  
  Yet she must die, else she'll betray more men.
  
  Put out the light, and then put out the light:
  
  If I quench thee, thou flaming minister,
  
  I can again thy former light restore,
  
  Should I repent me: but once put out thy light,
  
  Thou cunning'st pattern of excelling nature,
  
  I know not where is that Promethean heat
  
  That can thy light relume. When I have pluck'd the rose,
  
  I cannot give it vital growth again.
  
  It must needs wither: I'll smell it on the tree.

  Kissing her

  Ah balmy breath, that dost almost persuade
  
  Justice to break her sword! One more, one more.
  
  Be thus when thou art dead, and I will kill thee,
  
  And love thee after. One more, and this the last:
  
  So sweet was ne'er so fatal. I must weep,
  
  But they are cruel tears: this sorrow's heavenly;
  
  It strikes where it doth love. She wakes.
  
  

  DESDEMONA

  
  

  Who's there? Othello?
  
  

  OTHELLO

  
  

  Ay. Desdemona.
  
  

  DESDEMONA

  
  

  Will you come to bed, my lord?
  
  

  OTHELLO

  
  

  Have you pray'd to-night, Desdemona?
  
  

  DESDEMONA

  
  

  Ay, my lord.
  
  

  OTHELLO

  
  

  If you bethink yourself of any crime
  
  Unreconciled as yet to heaven and grace,
  
  Solicit for it straight.
  
  

  DESDEMONA

  
  

  Alas, my lord, what do you mean by that?
  
  

  OTHELLO

  
  

  Well, do it, and be brief; I will walk by:
  
  I would not kill thy unprepared spirit;
  
  No; heaven forfend! I would not kill thy soul.
  
  

  DESDEMONA

  
  

  Talk you of killing?
  
  

  OTHELLO

  
  

  Ay, I do.
  
  

  DESDEMONA

  
  

  Then heaven
  
  Have mercy on me!
  
  

  OTHELLO

  
  

  Amen, with all my heart!
  
  

  DESDEMONA

  
  

  If you say so, I hope you will not kill me.
  
  

  OTHELLO

  
  

  Hum!
  
  

  DESDEMONA

  
  

  And yet I fear you; for you are fatal then
  
  When your eyes roll so: why I should fear I know not,
  
  Since guiltiness I know not; but yet I feel I fear.
  
  

  OTHELLO

  
  

  Think on thy sins.
  
  

  DESDEMONA

  
  

  They are loves I bear to you.
  
  

  OTHELLO

  
  

  Ay, and for that thou diest.
  
  

  DESDEMONA

  
  

  That death's unnatural that kills for loving.
  
  Alas, why gnaw you so your nether lip?
  
  Some bloody passion shakes your very frame:
  
  These are portents; but yet I hope, I hope,
  
  They do not point on me.
  
  

  OTHELLO

  
  

  Peace, and be still!
  
  

  DESDEMONA

  
  

  I will so. What's the matter?
  
  

  OTHELLO

  
  

  That handkerchief which I so loved and gave thee
  
  Thou gavest to Cassio.
  
  

  DESDEMONA

  
  

  No, by my life and soul!
  
  Send for the man, and ask him.
  
  

  OTHELLO

  
  

  Sweet soul, take heed,
  
  Take heed of perjury; thou art on thy deathbed.
  
  

  DESDEMONA

  
  

  Ay, but not yet to die.
  
  

  OTHELLO

  
  

  Yes, presently:
  
  Therefore confess thee freely of thy sin;
  
  For to deny each article with oath
  
  Cannot remove nor choke the strong conception
  
  That I do groan withal. Thou art to die.
  
  

  DESDEMONA

  
  

  Then Lord have mercy on me!
  
  

  OTHELLO

  
  

  I say, amen.
  
  

  DESDEMONA

  
  

  And have you mercy too! I never did
  
  Offend you in my life; never loved Cassio
  
  But with such general warranty of heaven
  
  As I might love: I never gave him token.
  
  

  OTHELLO

  
  

  By heaven, I saw my handkerchief in's hand.
  
  O perjured woman! thou dost stone my heart,
  
  And makest me call what I intend to do
  
  A murder, which I thought a sacrifice:
  
  I saw the handkerchief.
  
  

  DESDEMONA

  
  

  He found it then;
  
  I never gave it him: send for him hither;
  
  Let him confess a truth.
  
  

  OTHELLO

  
  

  He hath confess'd.
  
  

  DESDEMONA

  
  

  What, my lord?
  
  

  OTHELLO

  
  

  That he hath used thee.
  
  

  DESDEMONA

  
  

  How? unlawfully?
  
  

  OTHELLO

  
  

  Ay.
  
  

  DESDEMONA

  
  

  He will not say so.
  
  

  OTHELLO

  
  

  No, his mouth is stopp'd;
  
  Honest Iago hath ta'en order for't.
  
  

  DESDEMONA

  
  

  O! my fear interprets: what, is he dead?
  
  

  OTHELLO

  
  

  Had all his hairs been lives, my great revenge
  
  Had stomach for them all.
  
  

  DESDEMONA

  
  

  Alas! he is betray'd and I undone.
  
  

  OTHELLO

  
  

  Out, strumpet! weep'st thou for him to my face?
  
  

  DESDEMONA

  
  

  O, banish me, my lord, but kill me not!
  
  

  OTHELLO

  
  

  Down, strumpet!
  
  

  DESDEMONA

  
  

  Kill me to-morrow: let me live to-night!
  
  

  OTHELLO

  
  

  Nay, if you strive--
  
  

  DESDEMONA

  
  

  But half an hour!
  
  

  OTHELLO

  
  

  Being done, there is no pause.
  
  

  DESDEMONA

  
  

  But while I say one prayer!
  
  

  OTHELLO

  
  

  It is too late.

  He stifles her