You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
They were mentioned in the first half of the song
You know, the part nobody ever acknowledges the existence of
I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
which song is this
Also, it just occurred to me that the only real strong brands I mentioned are ABC and ESPN
ABC Family has only existed in its current form for eleven years (and really been relevant for the last six or seven of those), and Lions Gate is too recent an addition to the Hollywood ranks to really register in the public mind
Lions Gate is not a brand with the power of the Disney brand by any means
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
The part from the meme starts at 2:52:
Isn't your goal to make Lions Gate a household name though?
Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
It has been proved with many people that have suffered from fatal accidents that with training they are still capable to function like anyone else today.
Consult the relevant OBJECT ANALYSIS FORM (J3) before you do anything else. If you are the first to handle this technology, then making a J3 will be your responsibility. For help see the Quartermaster's Secretary.
Choose an EXAMINATION ROOM. These are isolated, secure chambers in which you can be safely sealed if anything goes wrong, preventing harm coming to your colleagues.
Activate RECORDING EQUIPMENT. Either on audio-visual crystal or through a remote-viewing secretary. It is important there is a record of your studies for those who come after you.
WEAR GLOVES (either leather or kid), and any other relevant safety apparatus. Many artefacts are touch-sensitive. Some bond with their owners on contact with skin - often amputation is the only safe form of removal.
ACTIVATE A PSI-SENSOR before handling. Some objects respond telepathically to handlers. A brain-sensor will inform you of any such activity. Green means no activity. Amber means simple surface scanning of your brain. Red 1 indicates in-depth brain reading. Red 2 indicates read-write brain access is being attempted. If this access is successful, then Red 3 will be triggered, your chamber will be sealed, and an alarm will sound.
Read ACCOMPANYING DOCUMENTATION carefully. In the rare case that artefacts are found with their instruction manuals, thorough translation should be attempted before any further handling takes place.
Do consult the J3 CHECKLIST (especially sections "Gun, cooker or iron?" and "Telling front from back")
Do INFORM COLLEAGUES when using the object in field work. Establish a safe area of operation (Zone 1: six inches or less. Zone 2: six feet or less. Zone 3: six miles or less).
DON'T...
JUST PUSH BUTTONS AND SEE.
ASSUME IT DOESN'T WORK if it does nothing immediately (a ticking noise is usually a good indication. As is a sudden increase in temperature).
POINT IT AT COLLEAGUES, even in jest. Fatalities may result in disciplinary hearings.
LEAVE OBJECTS on public transport by mistake. In the event of this occuring, contact the lost property office at once, using the codeword "Bad Umbrella".
TAKE OBJECTS HOME. Even overnight, objects can still come into contact with pets, children, or power and water supplies.
DEMONSTRATE OBJECTS TO FRIENDS. We understand the temptations of creating a stir at a salon, club, or cards evening, but must remind you that such actions are reprehensible.
USE OBJECTS FOR PERSONAL ADVANTAGE. This is a disciplinary offence. Please note: We regularly scan your spouse, friends and servants for evidence of unauthorised brain patterning.
GUESS WHAT IT DOES. Just because it looks familiar, doesn't mean it is (for more information, see pamphlet "The Toothpick That Ate Henry").
PRESS STATEMENT: Unexploded WWII Bomb Warnings Embargoed till 08:00 28/07
Recent refurbishment of the Northern and Jubilee London Underground lines has brought to light a large number of unexploded WWII artillery shells and other artefacts in the Bow, Kennington and Pimlico areas.
The public are warned that, after expert examination, a significantly large number of these shells are turning out to be active. "It’s unusual," admitted Corporal Cameron Walker, "these shells are testing way over the average. A vastly higher percentage than normal are still active and could still cause harm. Due to the high volume of excavation at the moment, we’re turning them up in droves at the moment. These all appear to be of the same type, marked SCHLECHTER WOLF. We’re speculating that they may have been a kind of sleeper artillery, designed not to explode on impact. Either that, or they were too solidly built."
"We’ve been hearing reports of people creeping onto construction sites to see if they can steal something. Apparently, these shells are interesting in design, and, what with ebay, the market for World War II artefacts has really exploded. We’d urge people to keep away – these shells aren’t so much special as lethal."
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i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
Mmm whatcha say
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B̤̺͍̰͕̺̠̕u҉̖͙̝̮͕̲ͅm̟̼̦̠̹̙p͡s̹͖ ̻T́h̗̫͈̙̩r̮e̴̩̺̖̠̭̜ͅa̛̪̟͍̣͎͖̺d͉̦͠s͕̞͚̲͍ ̲̬̹̤Y̻̤̱o̭͠u̥͉̥̜͡ ̴̥̪D̳̲̳̤o̴͙̘͓̤̟̗͇n̰̗̞̼̳͙͖͢'҉͖t̳͓̣͍̗̰ ͉W̝̳͓̼͜a̗͉̳͖̘̮n͕ͅt͚̟͚ ̸̺T̜̖̖̺͎̱ͅo̭̪̰̼̥̜ ̼͍̟̝R̝̹̮̭ͅͅe̡̗͇a͍̘̤͉͘d̼̜ 
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deranged animation
☭
B̤̺͍̰͕̺̠̕u҉̖͙̝̮͕̲ͅm̟̼̦̠̹̙p͡s̹͖ ̻T́h̗̫͈̙̩r̮e̴̩̺̖̠̭̜ͅa̛̪̟͍̣͎͖̺d͉̦͠s͕̞͚̲͍ ̲̬̹̤Y̻̤̱o̭͠u̥͉̥̜͡ ̴̥̪D̳̲̳̤o̴͙̘͓̤̟̗͇n̰̗̞̼̳͙͖͢'҉͖t̳͓̣͍̗̰ ͉W̝̳͓̼͜a̗͉̳͖̘̮n͕ͅt͚̟͚ ̸̺T̜̖̖̺͎̱ͅo̭̪̰̼̥̜ ̼͍̟̝R̝̹̮̭ͅͅe̡̗͇a͍̘̤͉͘d̼̜ 
⚢
☭
B̤̺͍̰͕̺̠̕u҉̖͙̝̮͕̲ͅm̟̼̦̠̹̙p͡s̹͖ ̻T́h̗̫͈̙̩r̮e̴̩̺̖̠̭̜ͅa̛̪̟͍̣͎͖̺d͉̦͠s͕̞͚̲͍ ̲̬̹̤Y̻̤̱o̭͠u̥͉̥̜͡ ̴̥̪D̳̲̳̤o̴͙̘͓̤̟̗͇n̰̗̞̼̳͙͖͢'҉͖t̳͓̣͍̗̰ ͉W̝̳͓̼͜a̗͉̳͖̘̮n͕ͅt͚̟͚ ̸̺T̜̖̖̺͎̱ͅo̭̪̰̼̥̜ ̼͍̟̝R̝̹̮̭ͅͅe̡̗͇a͍̘̤͉͘d̼̜ 
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you are a sine
Embargoed till 08:00 28/07
Recent refurbishment of the Northern and Jubilee London Underground lines has brought to light a large number of unexploded WWII artillery shells and other artefacts in the Bow, Kennington and Pimlico areas.
The public are warned that, after expert examination, a significantly large number of these shells are turning out to be active. "It’s unusual," admitted Corporal Cameron Walker, "these shells are testing way over the average. A vastly higher percentage than normal are still active and could still cause harm. Due to the high volume of excavation at the moment, we’re turning them up in droves at the moment. These all appear to be of the same type, marked SCHLECHTER WOLF. We’re speculating that they may have been a kind of sleeper artillery, designed not to explode on impact. Either that, or they were too solidly built."
"We’ve been hearing reports of people creeping onto construction sites to see if they can steal something. Apparently, these shells are interesting in design, and, what with ebay, the market for World War II artefacts has really exploded. We’d urge people to keep away – these shells aren’t so much special as lethal."
FILED: Corp Alex Balfour.
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis