KILL ALL ALIENS

Eelektross · 2013-01-04 08:19:49

So after like watching my bro kill all those aliens in the videogames I was consumed by the urge to purge the galaxy of all xenos scum. How do I go about this? Can anyone give me some basic instructions on killing these inhuman monsters?

Salix Babylonika · 2013-01-04 08:21:50

Well Timmy I'm glad you asked that question.

You see first you have to acquire a xenophobic pistol and then bring it with you everywhere. After you've done that you'll want to acquire some of those special glasses from that shitty eighties movie about aliens controlling the government. Then, you'll want to walk around all over Manhattan while wearing the glasses and shoot everyone who looks even a little bit like an alien. Then, as the police arrest you, tell them Mojave sent you, and that this is not the end.

Eelektross · 2013-01-04 08:23:18

Mojave Music said:

You see first you have to acquire a xenophobic pistol and then bring it with you everywhere. After you've done that you'll want to acquire some of those special glasses from that shitty eighties movie about aliens controlling the government. Then, you'll want to walk around all over Manhattan while wearing the glasses and shoot everyone who looks even a little bit like an alien. Then, as the police arrest you, tell them Mojave sent you, and that this is not the end.

No I'm pretty sure those aliens were really vampires. Not aliens.

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Salix Babylonika · 2013-01-04 08:26:34

Eelektross said:

Mojave Music said:

You see first you have to acquire a xenophobic pistol and then bring it with you everywhere. After you've done that you'll want to acquire some of those special glasses from that shitty eighties movie about aliens controlling the government. Then, you'll want to walk around all over Manhattan while wearing the glasses and shoot everyone who looks even a little bit like an alien. Then, as the police arrest you, tell them Mojave sent you, and that this is not the end.
No I'm pretty sure those aliens were really vampires. Not aliens.

What's the internet like in jail?

Eelektross · 2013-01-04 08:26:37

Man, that filthy xeno has the most shootable face.

^ What are you talking about? I will never go to jail for such a noble cause

Salix Babylonika · 2013-01-04 08:33:04

Seems I've already lost him.

Oh well.

Eelektross · 2013-01-04 08:35:41

XENOS XENOS KILL ALL XENOS

Eelektross · 2013-01-04 09:05:24

Is it true that xenos hate fire?

Imipolex G · 2013-01-04 13:00:23

oh god I'm a xeno

Justice4243 · 2013-01-04 14:50:48

I'm pretty sure this is the premise of all the XCOM games.

RocketRunner · 2013-01-04 15:06:04

You can't just kill the aliens! Haven't you watched District 9?

Bunny · 2013-01-04 18:48:12

Imipolex G · 2013-01-04 19:08:31

All animes? Even Azumanga Daioh?

Hexartes · 2013-01-04 19:33:29

STAY AWAY FROM COWBOY BEBOP YOU FIEND

Odradek · 2013-01-05 01:37:20

Ooooooh, Mojave Music called They Live a shitty movie. Ooooooh.

Salix Babylonika · 2013-01-05 02:22:29

Odradek said:
Ooooooh, Mojave Music called They Live a shitty movie. Ooooooh.

I thought it was generally agreed to be pretty bad?

I've never seen the damn thing.

Imipolex G · 2013-01-05 02:27:37

Well, Rotten Tomatoes gives it an 88%. FWIW

Eelektross · 2013-01-05 21:03:03

Haven't you watched District 9?

No, but I heard it was about evil aliens oppressing humans as a slave race.

Odradek · 2013-01-05 21:25:20

Mojave Music said:

Odradek said:
Ooooooh, Mojave Music called They Live a shitty movie. Ooooooh.

I thought it was generally agreed to be pretty bad?
I've never seen the damn thing.

If people hate it, why do they quote "Kick ass and chew bubblegum" so much?

Salix Babylonika · 2013-01-05 21:26:55

Odradek said:

Mojave Music said:

Odradek said:
Ooooooh, Mojave Music called They Live a shitty movie. Ooooooh.

I thought it was generally agreed to be pretty bad?
I've never seen the damn thing.
If people hate it, why do they quote "Kick ass and chew bubblegum" so much?

if people hate shitty anime translations, why do they say "people die when they are killed" so much?

Obā-san · 2013-01-05 21:27:15

because it's A MENE!!!!

Odradek · 2013-01-05 21:30:16

I don't know, shitty movie quotes don't have the same life as shitty anime quotes.

One-Winged Eagle · 2013-01-05 23:31:17

Eelektross said:
Haven't you watched District 9?
No, but I heard it was about evil aliens oppressing humans as a slave race.

It's actually about the exact opposite; humans oppressing alien immigrants.

Also, apartheid.

Eelektross · 2013-01-05 23:56:23

Well those filthy xenos DESERVED it, clearly.

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