Fictional Characters you want to befriend

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• Corporal Forsythe

  2012-12-13 13:03:24

  Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.

  Darth Vader
• Imipolex G

  2012-12-13 13:06:41

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  Patchouli Knowledge
  Stephen Dedalus
  Dr. Prunesquallor
  Pig Bodine
  Indiana Jones
  God
  
• Princess Alice

  2012-12-13 13:09:20

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  Ooh, Patchouli Knowlege, that's a good one.
• Tre

  2012-12-13 13:13:10

  
  

  • Dipper Pines
  • Mabel Pines
  • Mordecai
  • Rigby
  • Finn (or Finn Murtons)
  • Jake
  • Kevin French
  • Scott Pilgrim, et al
• Unknown

  2012-12-13 14:29:33

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• Misery

  2012-12-13 14:48:24

  The sadness will last forever.

  Yuri Lowell
  
• Ace Rimmer

  2012-12-13 14:55:36

  Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast

  Two Face said:

  Yuri Lowell
  

  The thread title is fictional characters you want to befriend, not snog their face off
  
• Misery

  2012-12-13 15:01:18

  The sadness will last forever.

  Patrick Star
  
  
• King_Friday

  2012-12-13 21:50:31

  BEEFCAKE

  Kratos.
• Eelektross

  2012-12-13 21:50:44

  Gandalf
• Hexartes

  2012-12-13 21:52:10

  Imipölex G said:

  God

  erm
• Obā-san

  2012-12-13 21:53:00

  
  

  Mahatma Gandhi
  
• Imipolex G

  2012-12-13 22:02:56 edited 2012-12-13 22:03:39

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  Oh yeah, Gandalf would be a good choice.
  
  I knew "God" would be controversial
  
  ^there is evidence that he in fact existed
  
• Bunny

  2012-12-13 22:06:59

  Not a hybrid rabbit-skink spirit

  Applejack would be a bro
• Hexartes

  2012-12-13 22:07:05

  Imipölex G said:

  
  I knew "God" would be controversial
  

  Ya think? Huh, I would've never guessed.
• Unknown

  2012-12-13 22:08:51

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• Imipolex G

  2012-12-13 22:17:23

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  Cream said:

  I would be afraid if I believed in God. It would mean that there is someone who is watching me shower, every time I shower.
  

  oh shit
  
  ah yes, Applejack would also be a good choice
  
  maybe also Fluttershy, as long as you stay out of her shed
  
• Vriska

  2012-12-13 23:46:39

  8luh 8luh.

  Pro8a8ly quite a few Homestuck characters. Like I'd like to at least get to know most of them.
  
  The gang from Buffy the Vampire Slayer would 8e fun to know too.
  
  A 8unch of the main characters from Harry Potter, especially Luna Lovegood.
  
  Aaaaaaaand may8e I could go on an adventure or two with The Doctor.
  
  
  
• Hexartes

  2012-12-14 06:42:16

  Vriska said:

  A 8unch of the main characters from Harry Potter, especially Luna Lovegood.
• King_Friday

  2012-12-14 10:13:09

  BEEFCAKE

  I'd really like to be Batman, but I think he'd suck as a friend because he's so broody and introvert.
• Imipolex G

  2012-12-14 12:51:53

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  Being broody and introvert myself, I could see Batman and myself just sitting there saying nothing but being all broody.
  
• Aliroz

  2012-12-14 13:03:38

  ...And even when your hope is gone

  move along, move along, just to make it through

  (2015 self)

  Turtle Wexler, the Third Servant from King Lear, Calvin, Hobbes, Tam al'Thor, and the Librarian of the Unseen University Library.
  
• sunn wolf

  2012-12-14 13:04:46

  all the famous people, theyre all fictional.
• Obā-san

  2012-12-14 13:05:53

  
  

  Robot Hitler
  
• King_Friday

  2012-12-14 13:29:40 edited 2012-12-14 13:31:10

  BEEFCAKE

  sunn wolf said:

  all the famous people, theyre all fictional.

  I think I'd like to be Johnny Depp & Pattrick Stewart's friend.
• Imipolex G

  2012-12-14 13:45:25

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  Thomas Pynchon, I mean, his existence really does seem to be in dispute
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2012-12-14 13:46:03

  > Disclaimer I shouldn't have to add: "Befriend" means "befriend", not "become romantic partners with" or "fuck".
  
  What about "defeat in battle and turn into a trusted friend and ally"?
  
• Unknown

  2012-12-14 14:07:57

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• Aliroz

  2012-12-14 14:09:20

  ...And even when your hope is gone

  move along, move along, just to make it through

  (2015 self)

  If so, than who is Kit Marlowe and Ben Jonson?
  
• Unknown

  2012-12-14 14:12:44

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• Aliroz

  2012-12-14 14:16:43

  ...And even when your hope is gone

  move along, move along, just to make it through

  (2015 self)

  But Marlowe came first!
  
• Salix Babylonika

  2012-12-14 14:16:55

  https://i.imgur.com/IoGc2jA.jpg

  is Snoop Dogg a fictional character yet.
• Unknown

  2012-12-14 14:21:31

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