Last post wins.

Comments

• Vriska

  2012-10-30 23:25:21

  8luh 8luh.

  XTREME pot8o chips
  
• Spacey

  2012-10-30 23:26:48

  i wish to come up with a song lyric for this signature, but no song lyrics are coming to mind

  rad
• Anonus

  2012-10-30 23:50:25 edited 2012-10-30 23:51:11

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  Anonymous User Declares War On Disney

  
  

  October 30, 2012

  
  

  DENVER - ABC Lionsgate Overseer Anonymous "Anonus" User has told us today that he has declared war on the Walt Disney Company, protesting the company's purchase of Lucasfilm Ltd., the owner of the Star Wars intellectual property.

  
  

  "I didn't know you could BUY Star Wars!" he said on the matter. The "No Disney" banner last seen in 2010 now hangs over the Circle 7 clock on The Communications Center, ABC Lionsgate's base of operations.

  
  

  Anonymous User also carted out a wheelbarrow full of some of his "fabulous cash" and gave us a threatening look, warning Disney that he was ready to take them on.

  
  

  It should be of note that if not for Disney, ABC Lionsgate would not exist; most of its properties were previously owned by Disney.

  
  

  Correction: Added "to take them on" to the end of the third paragraph.
• Spacey

  2012-10-30 23:55:28

  i wish to come up with a song lyric for this signature, but no song lyrics are coming to mind

  they also bought the right to indiana jones
  
  I heard it from reliable sources, so it must be true
• Anonus

  2012-10-30 23:56:40

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  Yes, they bought that too...

  
  

  My enemies are Disney and News Corporation. Those meanies who own most of the good stuff and always beat me to the really nice acquisitions!
• Spacey

  2012-10-30 23:59:14

  i wish to come up with a song lyric for this signature, but no song lyrics are coming to mind

  just buy disney, that'll show 'em
• Anonus

  2012-10-31 00:00:13 edited 2012-10-31 00:00:22

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  I could do that

  
  

  but it would require a fuckload of money

  
  

  like, really big

  
  

  $90 billion

  
  

  I have a lot more than that but still, god DAMN
• Spacey

  2012-10-31 00:03:48

  i wish to come up with a song lyric for this signature, but no song lyrics are coming to mind

  just become a really wealthy steel and/or oil baron in the early 1900s. there, problem solved.
• Anonus

  2012-10-31 00:04:19

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  Ooh, time travel!

  
  

  ...but I have $400 billion already

  
  

  can i take it with me?
• Princess Alice

  2012-10-31 00:04:45

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  Correction: Added "to take them on" to the end of the third paragraph.

  TAKE ON DISNEY
  
  (take on disney)
  
  TAKE DISNEY ON
  
  (take on disney)
  
  MICKEY'LL BE GONE
  
  In a day or twooooo
• Anonus

  2012-10-31 00:10:22

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  i'll send Boris and Natasha to blow Mickey Mouse's head off

  
  

  or He-Man to chop it off with the power of Greyskull
• Princess Alice

  2012-10-31 00:16:26

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  but then they'll hang you for murder
• Anonus

  2012-10-31 00:18:45

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  Oh no, no, the government'll let me do it...
• Spacey

  2012-10-31 00:19:07

  i wish to come up with a song lyric for this signature, but no song lyrics are coming to mind

  bolshevik muppet
  
  ...the train of thought made more sense when I thought of it.
• lee4hmz

  2012-10-31 00:19:32

  ⚠ THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS

  AU will put this shit on fiduciary lockdown.
• Anonus

  2012-10-31 00:19:57 edited 2012-10-31 00:20:29

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  Well, Disney owns the Muppets...and apparently they must have a spy agency too, even though Bolsheviks aren't spies...

  
  

  I'm wondering if all big media companies have espionage agencies.
• Spacey

  2012-10-31 00:37:01

  i wish to come up with a song lyric for this signature, but no song lyrics are coming to mind

  james bond, agent of viacom
• Boney

  2012-10-31 05:18:05

  TUMUT CREW REPRESENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! tumut

  Vriska said:

  tumut
• Vriska

  2012-10-31 08:51:41

  8luh 8luh.

  Boney said:

  Vriska said:

  tumut

  tumut
  
• Irene

  2012-10-31 12:25:39

  I'm a loser. Also, Creeper. And a woman.

  futureSpacey? said:

  james bond, agent of viacom

  I read that as "viagra". Which, considering it's James Bond, makes a bit of sense.
• Vriska

  2012-10-31 15:30:38

  8luh 8luh.

  tumut-o soup
  
• Anonus

  2012-10-31 23:28:50

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  ABC Lionsgate wishes to purchase everything
  
  Details at ten
• Princess Alice

  2012-11-01 00:30:27

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  DETAILS

  
  

  
• Anonus

  2012-11-01 01:55:50

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  Honestly if it were for sale I would buy Doctor Who
• Princess Alice

  2012-11-01 02:00:46

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  Who wouldn't?
• Obā-san

  2012-11-01 02:04:16

  
  

  Justice is an outmoded concept.
• Anonus

  2012-11-01 02:11:06

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  If I bought Doctor Who I would keep it British
  
  Perhaps I'd name the unit of Lionsgate producing it "Gallifrey Productions" or something
• Vriska

  2012-11-01 08:51:15

  8luh 8luh.

  yay Doctor Who!
  
• Imipolex G

  2012-11-01 12:36:24

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  Mr. Truant said:

  Justice is an outmoded concept.

  well that's not very nice
  
• Obā-san

  2012-11-01 13:41:12

  
  

  justice the dude is cool tho
• Vriska

  2012-11-01 14:07:34

  8luh 8luh.

  tumut
• Imipolex G

  2012-11-01 14:25:26

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  HAW HAW
  
• Jumpingzombie

  2012-11-01 15:17:29

  Have you got it yet?
  
• Imipolex G

  2012-11-01 15:22:51

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  HAW HAW
  
• Jumpingzombie

  2012-11-01 15:39:55

  Have you got it yet?
  
• Imipolex G

  2012-11-01 16:04:54

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  NO SYD I DON'T
  
• Jumpingzombie

  2012-11-01 16:12:51

  ^(exactly)
  
  HAW HAW
  
• Imipolex G

  2012-11-01 16:36:08

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  :(
• Misery

  2012-11-01 17:11:34

  The sadness will last forever.

  Bark
• Misery

  2012-11-01 17:12:01

  The sadness will last forever.

  Jack Chicken
• Princess Alice

  2012-11-01 19:58:11

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  Hands
• KJI

  2012-11-01 20:01:13

  Yeah... yeah!!! hell yeah!!!

  I win.
• Jumpingzombie

  2012-11-01 20:01:21

  Imipölex G said:

  :(

  :(?
  
• Imipolex G

  2012-11-01 20:03:49

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  You HAW HAW'd at me
  
  that's not nice
  
• Jumpingzombie

  2012-11-01 20:05:27

  OH I'm sorr-
  
  wait, how is my "HAW HAW" more offense than your "HAW HAW?"
  
• Anonus

  2012-11-01 20:22:51

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  Because it's a truck, Imi's is a pillow
• Vriska

  2012-11-01 20:24:29

  8luh 8luh.

  MOO
• Imipolex G

  2012-11-01 20:49:50

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  ^hay, that's my line
  
  Also, yes, my HAW HAW is a pillow. Two, in fact.
  
• Anonus

  2012-11-01 20:50:50

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  i see what you did there
• Corporal Forsythe

  2012-11-01 20:51:57

  Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.

  Central Avenue said:

  Who wouldn't?

  me

  
  

  I'd buy the rights to the theme song, though

  
  

  the theme song is baller