ITT: We mock titles

edited 2012-10-05 12:50:36 in General
Touhou: Not Particularly Responsive to Prayers
Touhou: Effigy of Scarlet Devil
Touhou: Molehill of Faith

Angel Cake Layer
Humanity Has Veered Off Course Somewhat
Gris (instead of Noir)

Intermediate Fantasy
Donkey Kong Province
Kirby's Epic Yawn

The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Wasting Time
The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Fangirl
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  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Mediocre Mario Bros.
    Subsonic the Hedgehog
    A Portrait of the Artist as an Annoying Kid
    Fully Clothed Lunch
    Indiana Jones and the Temple of Mild Unpleasantness
    Somewhere in the Vicinity of the Volcano
  • Fully Clothed Lunch
    one of my favorite somewhat risque books.
  • edited 2012-10-05 13:11:19
    And in that vein, Scantilyclad Ladies.
    Portrait of the Artist as an Annoying Kid
    Indiana Jones and the Temple of Mild Unpleasantness
    in an office, can't laugh out loud, in an office, can't laugh ou--ROFL
  • edited 2012-10-05 13:23:19
    Castlevania II: Simon's Errand
    Castlevania III: Dracula's Expletive
    The Castlevania Outing
    Castlevania Dracula X: Rondo of Tomato Paste
    Castlevania: Symphony of the Evening
    Castlevania: Legacy of Dullness
    Castlevania: Complaint of Innocence
    Castlevania: Aria of Slight Dourness
    Castlevania: Portrait of Property Damage
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Historically Agreed-Upon Facts of Zelda
  • I wish I could go back in time and slap myself.
    • My Little Pony: Friendship is Sufficiently Advanced Technology
    • Star Scuffles Installment V: The bad guys kick you in the reproductive organs
    • Assistant Manager of the Rings
    • Fabulous 4: Rise of the Shiny Surfer Dude
  • edited 2012-10-05 13:48:37
    Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.
    Premeditated Assault of the Psychotic Love Apples
  • The People Who Like To Pile On Each Others' Gallows.
  • Premeditated Assault of the Psychotic Love Apples
    ... Attack of the killer tomatoes?
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  • ^ hehehe

    Stuck at the Writer's Block
    Stuck at the Threshold of Creativity
    Stuck at the Peel
  • edited 2012-10-05 17:19:01
    THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    Oops, wrong thread
  • wrong thread?

    The Lion, The Witch, and the CP Intervention

  • Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
    Pokémon History Dungeon
    Phoenix Wright: Space Attorney
    Widely-Known Information of Mana
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.

    Widely-Known Information of Mana

    I almost said this one, but I was gonna call it Common Knowledge of Mana.
  • Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
    Curses! That was right on the tip of my mental tongue, but it didn't come out.

    Anyhow:

    Public Storage Facility 13
    Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Stickers
    A Series of Highly Fortunate Events
  • LWLW
    edited 2012-10-05 19:50:14

    Motel Mario
    Gently Used Super Mario Bros.
    Mario & Luigi: Fifth-String Saga

    Tsubasa Reservoir Pop-up Book
    Herdsman Bebop
    Cromartie Preschool
  • Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
    Link: The Faceless Evil
    Kirby 64: The Crystal Scars
    Revelations Persona: Be Someone Else's False Mind
    Persona 4 Battle Revolution
  • READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
    Aliens 3: We're so fucking sorry.

    Aliens Resurrection: WE GIVE ZERO FUCKS.
  • Fortunate Celestial Body

    The Slight, Persistent Sadness of Haruhi Suzumiya

  • We Are Not Pretty Cure
    Heartdrop Precure
    Room Precure

    Lucky Planet

    Shining Arc
    Luminous Force

    Flame Emblem

    Garfield and Enemies

    The Comedy of Hamlet, Prince of Denmark
    The Tragedy of an Upstate New York Small Town

    Who's Afraid of Virginia Foxx (R-NC-05)?

    Bad Wisdom Gathering

    Unholy Ex-Roman Non-Empire

    House American Activities Committee

    Beat Angel Escalator
  • We Single Digit Number of Kings

    Avenue P

    Plain Truth Social Science Theater 3000
  • edited 2012-10-06 17:56:52
    Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
    FATHER (otherwise known as SkyBound)

    Flame Emblem

    Phylogeny of the Crusades
    The Sword of Freedom
    The Flammable Sword
    The Defiling Gems
    Path of Obscurity
  • edited 2012-10-06 22:35:51
    ConfrontationTech

    Individual Fortress 2

    Counter-Strike: Isolated Incident
  • KJIKJI
    Yeah... yeah!!! hell yeah!!!
    Title: Humorous Observation and/or Contradiction
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    Band Names:

    the neurotic garden party
    Brownies
    Geese
    Spiral
    Line
    Hereditary Heir and the End of His Reign
    Nehemiah Pyle
    Oc
    The Scottish Cereal Box Prize
    Evening Petrol
    The Sphere
    Ecliptic
    NOUVELLE!
    Able To
    Fist
    Quiet Flatus
    Imperial Lorries
    Young and Loud
    Melodramatic Mixed-Race Stock Character
    Unfortunate Political Paterfamilias
    Missing Storey Transports
    Bizarre Sex Underground
  • edited 2012-10-07 13:08:00
    ^ This reads like a Mystery Hunt puzzle.  Seriously.  And I'm totally at a loss at solving it because I don't know band names...

    WinXP Club
    Totally Not Spies
    User Profile Image: the Last Airbender

    Superman Leaves
    The Dark Knight Goes Back To Sleep

    Bar Fighters
    Baz Fighters
    Qux Fighters

    Popst@r Manager 2012
  • Well "Geese" is Swans and NOUVELLE! is Neu! Beyond that I have no idea.
  • Able To
    This is my fave of the bunch.
  • oh, and that's Can.

    Krautrock is interesting.

  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    Some of them are pretty esoteric, either in terms of the band or the joke. Special credit to anyone that actually gets what "The Scottish Cereal Box Prize" is a reference to.
  • The Powderpuff Girls

    Summon Night: Swordcruft Story - the story about Pratty recycling junk to forge weapons in a post-apocalyptic world.

    Echo the Dolphin - Simon Says, but underwater.
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”

    The Powderpuff Girls

    That's so dumb it's clever again.
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