I know it says "take one", but can I take one for myself, and also one for my daughter?
Oh, and one for my mother, too. She'd like this.
Oh, and maybe one for my granddaughter. And her grandmother.
I don't think her great-granddaughter is born yet, but we should grab one for her just in case.
No, no, you don't have to call the sheriff. I'll leave.
I can't believe you would do this to me and my family, though. I'm never shopping here again!
I TOLD YOU I'M LEAVING DON'T TOUCH ME
Comments
Staff were very rude to my daughter. They were also rude to my mother. All I--I mean, she--tried to do was pick up some free candy for her granddaughter. And her grandmother. At least I managed to keep the 3 candies I had in my hand when they shoved me out the door. I mean, my mother kept the three candies she had in my daughter's hand when they shoved me out the door. I'm complaining to corporate
Simple!