Ooh, free samples!!

I know it says "take one", but can I take one for myself, and also one for my daughter?

Oh, and one for my mother, too. She'd like this.

Oh, and maybe one for my granddaughter. And her grandmother.

I don't think her great-granddaughter is born yet, but we should grab one for her just in case.

No, no, you don't have to call the sheriff. I'll leave.

I can't believe you would do this to me and my family, though. I'm never shopping here again!

I TOLD YOU I'M LEAVING DON'T TOUCH ME

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  • edited 2024-11-09 07:55:56
    I’m Carly Robin Ravenswood, and you’re listening to Akiba FM, where we’re fighting boredom by moonlight!!
    CA Marketplace Grocery Store

    User review by ichigotan2058: ⭐️----
    Staff were very rude to my daughter. They were also rude to my mother. All I--I mean, she--tried to do was pick up some free candy for her granddaughter. And her grandmother. At least I managed to keep the 3 candies I had in my hand when they shoved me out the door. I mean, my mother kept the three candies she had in my daughter's hand when they shoved me out the door. I'm complaining to corporate
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    who's your mother
  • I’m Carly Robin Ravenswood, and you’re listening to Akiba FM, where we’re fighting boredom by moonlight!!
    I swear, people who don't time travel have the hardest time keeping track of basic paradoxes.

    I'm Carly Robin A. J. Ravenswood.

    My mother is Carly Robin A. J. Ravenswood.

    That means my daughter is Carly Robin A. J. Ravenswood.

    Simple!
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    just another day in retail
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