your jury instructions are

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• Imipolex G

  2017-07-12 04:14:19

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  what if I've already seen the princess bride (1987)
  
  do I just have to not watch it again
  
• Calica

  2017-07-12 04:15:23

  Sup bitches, witches, Haters, and trolls.

  *extremely strong bad voice* VOIR DIRE'D!
• Imipolex G

  2017-07-12 04:16:58

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  darn
• Princess Alice

  2017-07-12 04:18:25

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  Calica said:

  • don't tweet

  This is discriminatory against birbs and as such is unconstitutional. 😠
• Viani

  2017-07-12 04:51:28

  ☭ B̤̺͍̰͕̺̠̕u҉̖͙̝̮͕̲ͅm̟̼̦̠̹̙p͡s̹͖ ̻T́h̗̫͈̙̩r̮e̴̩̺̖̠̭̜ͅa̛̪̟͍̣͎͖̺d͉̦͠s͕̞͚̲͍ ̲̬̹̤Y̻̤̱o̭͠u̥͉̥̜͡ ̴̥̪D̳̲̳̤o̴͙̘͓̤̟̗͇n̰̗̞̼̳͙͖͢'҉͖t̳͓̣͍̗̰ ͉W̝̳͓̼͜a̗͉̳͖̘̮n͕ͅt͚̟͚ ̸̺T̜̖̖̺͎̱ͅo̭̪̰̼̥̜ ̼͍̟̝R̝̹̮̭ͅͅe̡̗͇a͍̘̤͉͘d̼̜  ⚢

  

  Calica said:

  • don't look up news about the case
  • don't tweet
  • don't watch the movie the princess bride (1987)

  I don't know why, but I imagined the Heavy from TF2 in his Chicken Kiev costume slumping down angrily.
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2017-07-12 05:49:22

  Viani said:

  Calica said:

  • don't look up news about the case
  • don't tweet
  • don't watch the movie the princess bride (1987)

  I don't know why, but I imagined the Heavy from TF2 in his Chicken Kiev costume slumping down angrily.
  

  i like this mental image
  
• Calica

  2024-04-08 06:38:55

  Sup bitches, witches, Haters, and trolls.

  Princess Alice said:

  Calica said:

  • don't tweet

  This is discriminatory against birbs and as such is unconstitutional. 😠

  Good news for birds who are still on the jury for the Silk Road guy somehow: they're not called tweets anymore
• lee4hmz

  2024-05-06 23:22:03

  ⚠ THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS

  tweets are now florps

  timeline goes sideways