Somber Avenue's House of Exceptional Sadness.

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• Miss Miko Mayonegg

  2013-06-30 00:15:47

  More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
  

  *puts emo rock on in the background*
  
  Let us sit here and angst. :o
  
• Obā-san

  2013-06-30 00:20:22

  
  

  

  
  

  Very somber.
• Yarrun XIX

  2013-06-30 00:43:21

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  *opens the curtains*
  
  Boy, it sure is dark in this house. Let's clean out those cobwebs and put in a nice, yellow wallpaper.
  
• Princess Alice

  2013-06-30 00:47:23

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  ah, the light

  
  

  it burns

  
  

  *scurries under a table, puts on dark sunglasses*
• Sredni Vashtar

  2013-06-30 00:51:33 edited 2013-06-30 00:52:00

  “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”

  

  
  

  printf("shiver in eternal darkness/n");
• Imipolex G

  2013-06-30 00:53:18

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  You know one time I read that James Joyce and Samuel Beckett used to get together sometimes and just sit there and be sad, sharing their sadness.
  
  I thought that was great
  
• Princess Alice

  2013-12-14 05:54:11

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  This thread died

  
  

  Just like everything else will eventually

  
  

  It's a metaphor for something, but I'm too depressed to figure out what
• Klinotaxis

  2013-12-14 10:12:28

  kill living beings
  

  taxes
• Salix Babylonika

  2014-02-11 22:33:24

  https://i.imgur.com/IoGc2jA.jpg

  ok
• Imipolex G

  2014-02-11 22:35:29

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  *is sad*
  
• Sredni Vashtar

  2014-02-11 22:36:42

  “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”

  

  
  

  Yeah.
• Princess Alice

  2014-02-11 22:38:31

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  I wonder how many "x Avenue's House of f(x)" threads we're up to now
• glennmagusharvey

  2014-02-12 01:08:39

  
• Previous Calica

  2014-02-12 03:11:03

  (flower path)

  I have been merely oppressed by the weariness and tedium and vanity of things lately: nothing stirs me, nothing seems worth doing or worth having done: the only thing that I strongly feel worth while would be to murder as many people as possible so as to diminish the amount of consciousness in the world. These times have to be lived through: there is nothing to be done with them.
• Princess Alice

  2014-02-12 14:08:34 edited 2014-02-12 14:08:54

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  Why does laughter even exist when there's so much pain and misery in the world? #sadness
• Miss Miko Mayonegg

  2014-02-12 14:26:45

  More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
  

  
• Section42L

  2014-02-12 14:33:11

  We can do anything if we do it together.

  
• Sredni Vashtar

  2014-02-12 15:15:54

  “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”

  I am tempted to post the most morose interview segment ever, but I debate whether I would be able to keep the tone facetious after that point.
• Princess Alice

  2014-10-14 19:08:01 edited 2014-10-14 19:08:36

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  *lights candles*

  
  

  Happiness was never anything but an illusion, was it?
• Odradek

  2014-10-14 19:11:03

  My dreams exceed my real life

  
• Imipolex G

  2014-10-14 19:14:18

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  
• Obā-san

  2014-10-14 19:15:27

  
  

  
• Haven

  2014-10-14 19:16:26

  Let me tell you. About Fallen London.

  
• Princess Alice

  2015-02-19 00:34:28

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  It's too bright in here. Somebody turn off that light.
  
  Maybe we'll save that bit of energy for someone who still has a purpose in life.
• Princess Alice

  2019-01-10 21:22:46

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  Once again, Nintendo mocks me with their marketing. "Joy-Cons"? What Joy? There is no joy in the life of a gamer. There is only sadness, emptiness, and despair...
• Imipolex G

  2019-01-11 03:01:42

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  :(
• Agathe Black

  2023-01-15 05:03:59

  HERO OF EARTH!
  

  Hmmmmmm. Very sombre indeed in here.
• Sredni Vashtar

  2023-01-17 05:57:58

  “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”

  Gamers are the only class deserving of their eternal, relentless persecution.
• Agathe Black

  2023-01-17 05:58:43

  HERO OF EARTH!
  

  And yet, it is the gamers who will rise up.

  
  

  Dust fighting dust.
• Sredni Vashtar

  2023-01-17 05:59:21

  “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”

  They rise only to their own level, which is below all others and beneath our heels.
• Agathe Black

  2023-01-17 06:00:10

  HERO OF EARTH!
  

  Awfully presumptious "our" there.
• Sredni Vashtar

  2023-01-17 06:00:29

  “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”

  Exclusive "we."