The Landfill of the Heapers' Hangout (contains Fossilmaiden's Punnery)

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• glennmagusharvey

  2022-06-24 02:27:35

  [machine beep at pitch G3 for 1.15 seconds]
• glennmagusharvey

  2022-06-24 02:27:55

  slappity slap slap slap
• glennmagusharvey

  2022-06-24 02:30:07

  what if we just ignored what they said? >:D
• glennmagusharvey

  2022-06-24 09:30:31

  highly savage internet argumentation
• glennmagusharvey

  2022-06-24 09:39:40

  the voice of Donald Fuck, because it's only a cheap imitation of the voics of Donald Duck, and the things it sings are what the fuck
• glennmagusharvey

  2022-06-28 02:29:56

  the only time i party is when it's actually 1999
• Imipolex G

  2022-06-28 02:45:29

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  I didn't party even when it actually was 1999
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2022-06-28 03:02:02

  Hamiltonian
• glennmagusharvey

  2022-06-28 03:02:14

  Imipolex G said:

  I didn't party even when it actually was 1999
  

  i forget whether i did
• glennmagusharvey

  2022-06-28 03:16:43

  dit
• glennmagusharvey

  2022-06-28 03:16:46

  dah
• glennmagusharvey

  2022-06-28 03:16:48

  dat
• glennmagusharvey

  2022-06-28 03:16:51

  dih
• glennmagusharvey

  2022-06-28 03:17:06

  fifth post within like 120 seconds or so

  
  

  i can't post after this
• Princess Alice

  2022-06-28 15:38:37

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  I remember exactly where I was on December 31st, 1999: I spent most of the night sitting at my family's Gateway 2000 PC playing Lego Creator

  
  

  I had this whole storyline going where an inmate escaped from jail and went to blow up the police station
• Imipolex G

  2022-06-28 16:49:18

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  yeah, that sounds like you
  
• Princess Alice

  2022-06-28 16:53:27

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  That was a cool computer, for its day

  
  

  Windows 95
  Pentium II at 233 MHz
  32 MB RAM
  6 GB HDD
  
  It even had USB ports, though this was early enough in the days of USB that Gateway had to include a separate CD-ROM to install an update to add USB support to Windows 95
• glennmagusharvey

  2022-07-19 04:51:41

  https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/525731584007995393/998517906977595412/repost.mp4
• glennmagusharvey

  2022-07-22 03:08:00

  I spoke to a free magic association, but hey-ey-ey, hey-ey-ey.  What
• glennmagusharvey

  2022-07-24 05:02:16

  https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/525731584007995393/998517906977595412/repost.mp4
• Princess Alice

  2022-07-27 05:34:52

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  Delicious Party Pretty Cure 🆚 Bland Funeral Ugly Disease
• Imipolex G

  2022-07-27 12:12:58

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  Funerals are seldom bland tho
• glennmagusharvey

  2022-07-27 15:35:25

  https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/525731584007995393/998517906977595412/repost.mp4
• glennmagusharvey

  2022-08-18 01:51:59

  The Ball-Point Pen of Isaac
• glennmagusharvey

  2022-08-18 01:55:39 edited 2022-08-18 02:23:00

  Lobster Bucks

  Bobcat Dinars

  Opossum Yen

  Capybara Shekels

  Giraffe TWD

  Thompson's Gazelle Quid
• glennmagusharvey

  2022-08-24 07:39:22

  an atrocity that can only be described as a shitpost
• glennmagusharvey

  2022-08-28 10:11:25

  8
• Imipolex G

  2022-08-29 01:41:31

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  008
• glennmagusharvey

  2022-08-29 03:24:41

  006

  
  

  006
• lee4hmz

  2022-09-05 10:48:27

  ⚠ THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS

  Princess Alice said:

  That was a cool computer, for its day

  
  

  Windows 95
  Pentium II at 233 MHz
  32 MB RAM
  6 GB HDD
  
  It even had USB ports, though this was early enough in the days of USB that Gateway had to include a separate CD-ROM to install an update to add USB support to Windows 95

  I still remember when USB 1.1 was "those two ports on the back of the computer that don't do anything", between about 1996 and 1999.
• glennmagusharvey

  2022-09-06 18:49:21

  I remember having a USB hub that somehow caused my USB 2.0 ports to become USB 1
• glennmagusharvey

  2022-09-10 01:24:00

  goat flamingos
• Imipolex G

  2022-09-10 01:49:24

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  flamingoats
• glennmagusharvey

  2022-09-10 06:32:49 edited 2022-09-10 06:33:44

  Imipolex G said:

  flamingoats

  
  so "goat flamingos" actually resulted from me misreading, in partial darkness, part of the following:
  
  "$10 off $20 at Flanigan's"
  
  20 at Flanigan's
  
  goat flamingos
• glennmagusharvey

  2022-09-10 22:50:46

  "I'm doing the outside...bombarded by chickens"
• glennmagusharvey

  2022-10-20 03:50:28

  sonc blastman
• glennmagusharvey

  2022-10-20 03:51:40

  blow-hodge
• glennmagusharvey

  2022-10-20 03:52:21

  palm wub-a-dub-dub
• glennmagusharvey

  2022-10-20 03:52:25

  ...bler
• glennmagusharvey

  2022-10-20 03:53:17

  ninja catgirl galactic monkey paeans
• glennmagusharvey

  2022-10-20 03:53:51

  ownership of five

  
  

  
  

  
  

  
  

  
  

  
  

  
  

  
  

  
  

  whoozit
• glennmagusharvey

  2022-10-20 03:55:14

  eario

  
  

  Toys r Us gift shop

  
  

  with winch stabilizers

  
  

  ever mentioned in the pontoon patrick related database module nuts
• glennmagusharvey

  2022-10-20 03:55:58

  Imipolex G said:

  flamingoats

  when the cereal too dry
• glennmagusharvey

  2022-10-20 03:57:43

  capybara?!

  
  

  capybara ! !! !

  
  

  coconut doggy

  
  

  o my gosh
• glennmagusharvey

  2022-10-24 16:47:01 edited 2022-10-24 16:48:17

  ¡no lances almas!

  
  

  
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2022-10-30 01:34:07

  Would you like a calculus textbook in this trying time?
• glennmagusharvey

  2022-11-19 02:41:26

  Henry McMaster (evil)
• glennmagusharvey

  2022-11-19 02:42:10

  Hairy Potty (evil)
• glennmagusharvey

  2022-11-19 02:42:32

  Seymour Skinner (evil)
• glennmagusharvey

  2022-11-28 10:11:13

  Creepy Bowser (evil)