You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
John Cougar Mellencamp's Deliciously Homoerotic Bakery Adventure
You do realize that this thread is going to be my legacy, right?
Not my music that no one listens to, not my books a few people read, not my radio show, not my eventual career in journalism of some sort, this thread from when I was seventeen and thought that Mac OS/sexy older women/literal panthers/John Mellencamp jokes were the funniest fuckign [sic] things on the planet.
To be fair, they are still funny. Fact is, this thread is probably definitely most certainly my crowning achievement in life.
(At least, it is if we're considering Quip to be me, which he both is and is not.)
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Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
> OS-tans
cry some more
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
when ur best friend is about to spill that Tea™ and you're invested
You do realize that this thread is going to be my legacy, right?
Not my music that no one listens to, not my books a few people read, not my radio show, not my eventual career in journalism of some sort, this thread from when I was seventeen and thought that Mac OS/sexy older women/literal panthers/John Mellencamp jokes were the funniest fuckign [sic] things on the planet.
To be fair, they are still funny. Fact is, this thread is probably definitely most certainly my crowning achievement in life.
(At least, it is if we're considering Quip to be me, which he both is and is not.)
Speaking of my show, I played clipping. on Whatevr Works earlier tonight.
It was "Wriggle" from their new EP, tho.