› ›

You vs me on star wars

OdradekOdradek
in General
You(dumb): https://twitter.com/PhilGreaves01/status/942719683207356417

Me(smart): The Max Rebo Band are the Eagles to Figrin D'an and the Modal Nodes' Steely Dan

Comments

  • TatterhoodTatterhood
    ok by this point "star wars is fascist" is pretty passé but

    > selfie-obsession is fascist

    how can you be a revolutionary and be this lame
  • Section42LSection42L
    We can do anything if we do it together.
    White people calling minority-created shit fascist never gets old.
  • Imipolex GImipolex G
    Touch the cow. Do it now.
    "fascist" has no meaning anymore
  • AlduinAlduin
    edited 2017-12-21 18:41:06
    Is this the same guy who likes "Comrade Duterte"
  • OdradekOdradek
    My dreams exceed my real life
    You guys are focusing on the wrong thing

    The important thing is whether Max Rebo Band's populist Jizz-Rock can beat Figrin D'An's slick and smooth Jizz-Fusion
  • lee4hmzlee4hmz
    ⚠ THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    that dude needs a nice swift kick in the nuts
  • OdradekOdradek
    My dreams exceed my real life
    Odradek said:

    You guys are focusing on the wrong thing


    The important thing is whether Max Rebo Band's populist Jizz-Rock can beat Figrin D'An's slick and smooth Jizz-Fusion
  • TatterhoodTatterhood
    man I really hope "jizz" is still canon
  • Imipolex GImipolex G
    Touch the cow. Do it now.
    is there really any difference between Jizz-Rock and Jizz-Fusion?
  • AlirozAliroz
    ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    Why does one legendary band have to beat another?

    Why can't they, as the best of Tatooine, collaborate and make an amazing Jizz session, like Diz and Bird at Carnegie Hall did for Jazz?
  • AlduinAlduin
    There's gonna be a lot of spunk at that jizz session
  • AlirozAliroz
    edited 2017-12-22 16:26:58
    ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    If Jizz is the Star Wars equivalent of Jazz, does that mean that the Star Wars universe also has Rigtime, Biroque, and Eisy Listening?
  • OdradekOdradek
    My dreams exceed my real life
    Aliroz said:

    Why does one legendary band have to beat another?

    Why can't they, as the best of Tatooine, collaborate and make an amazing Jizz session, like Diz and Bird at Carnegie Hall did for Jazz?


  • KlinotaxisKlinotaxis
    kill living beings
    Eisy Listening was started by a middle class Corsucant kid who discovered that putting khyber crystals in an amp resulted in a very harsh, metallic sound, that she figured they'd like at Mos Eisley
  • Princess AlicePrincess Alice
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Klinotaxis said:

    Eisy Listening was started by a middle class Corsucant kid who discovered that putting khyber crystals in an amp resulted in a very harsh, metallic sound, that she figured they'd like at Mos Eisley

    That's funnier than it has any right to be
  • KlinotaxisKlinotaxis
    kill living beings
    it's especially funny given that at the cantina they just listen to jizz
Sign In or Register to comment.