Is it bad that I'm having trouble enjoying fast food?

Comments

• Hexartes

  2015-11-15 23:16:40

  (I really hope this wasn't mean. Anonus/Miss Utilis if it's mean I'm really sorry you can lock it or something)
• Princess Alice

  2015-11-15 23:23:24

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  I laughed. You fooled me, at least.
• Crystal

  2015-11-15 23:23:56

  Munch munch, chomp chomp...

  5/10 simply for lacking a proper fake body, so at best you can only make half of what the score might be.
• Anonus

  2015-11-15 23:26:06

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  Try some other subject matter

  
  

  Because of all the things I worry about being bad, this wouldn't be it
• Princess Alice

  2015-11-15 23:27:39

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  Anonus said:

  Try some other subject matter

  
  

  Because of all the things I worry about being bad, this wouldn't be it

  You worry about enough things being bad that the rest of us can't tell what would and wouldn't qualify
• Hexartes

  2015-11-15 23:31:59

  Central Avenue said:

  I laughed. You fooled me, at least.

  AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
  
  I WIN
  
• Princess Alice

  2015-11-15 23:33:33

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  I suppose fooling Central Avenue on an Anonus-related matter is quite an accomplishment.
• Klinotaxis

  2015-11-15 23:39:47 edited 2015-11-16 00:04:17

  kill living beings
  

  7/10 fooled
• Odradek

  2015-11-15 23:43:45

  My dreams exceed my real life

  You got me.
• Section42L

  2015-11-16 01:09:42

  We can do anything if we do it together.

  Baldanders said:

  You got me.

  
  
• Yarrun XIX

  2015-11-16 01:13:48

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  I was not gotten

  
  

  I dunno, diet isn't one of Anonus's usuals
• Sredni Vashtar

  2015-11-16 01:18:06

  “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”

  The tone and structure is right on even if the subject is marginally less Anonusian.

  Klinotaxis said:

  7/10 fooled

  
  I'd score it around there. You got me.
• Haven

  2015-11-16 01:19:45

  Let me tell you. About Fallen London.

  I too was fooled.
• Salix Babylonika

  2015-11-16 01:47:06

  https://i.imgur.com/IoGc2jA.jpg

  I've been pranked.
• Imipolex G

  2015-11-16 02:03:12

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  This is quintessentially Anonusian in that it follows the line of "I don't enjoy [crappy thing], is that bad?" So yes, it was quite plausible.
  
• eriophora zia

  2015-11-16 04:43:52

  I have cut a caper with the dancing mad god

  Yarrun XIX said:

  I was not gotten

  
  

  I dunno, diet isn't one of Anonus's usuals

  Same, it seemed like an odd one. 
• Imipolex G

  2015-11-16 04:44:57

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  What are you all talking about? Anonus LOVES food
  
• Anonus

  2015-11-16 04:47:03

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  Yup!