Centralia's Most Wanted

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• Anonus

  2015-11-15 01:53:05

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  how do you steal text?
• Princess Alice

  2015-11-15 01:58:36

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  Many years ago, a mysterious spirit known as Etaoin Shrdlu granted Lauren and Dolores the power to manipulate written language. But it came with a terrible curse: they now feed on words, so they must steal legitimate text and replace it with gibberish. Only Special Detective Webster knows how to break the curse and restore order to the signs, books, and magazines all across Centralia.
• Klinotaxis

  2015-11-15 02:06:58

  kill living beings
  

  what, by starving them to death? heartless, mon
  
• Princess Alice

  2015-11-15 02:08:05

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  This is why you're in charge of computers and not magic.
• Yarrun XIX

  2015-11-15 02:38:36

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  Lauren and Dolores? We went to high school together!
• Princess Alice

  2015-11-15 02:42:11

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  WANTED

  FOR THEFT OF 521 VEHICLES, GIVE OR TAKE

  YARRUN XIX

  
  

  ANYONE WITH INFORMATION REGARDING THE SUSPECT'S WHEREABOUTS IS URGED TO CONTACT

  THE ROYAL CRIMINAL INVESTIGATIONS AGENCY

  ANONYMOUS TIP LINE: 1-555-RAT-M-OUT

  
  

  ALSO, DON'T LEAVE YOUR CAR UNATTENDED
• Salix Babylonika

  2015-11-15 02:43:55

  https://i.imgur.com/IoGc2jA.jpg

  BACK IN THE DAY, I DID MY SHARE OF DIRT
• Yarrun XIX

  2015-11-15 03:12:39

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  Just 521?
• Princess Alice

  2015-11-15 03:14:33

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  Yarrun XIX said:

  Just 521?

  The RCIA doesn't have time to follow you around 24/7, you know. :|
• Calica

  2015-11-15 03:30:48

  Sup bitches, witches, Haters, and trolls.

  is it canon that Centralia has USA-style phone numbers?
• Calica

  2015-11-15 03:31:01

  Sup bitches, witches, Haters, and trolls.

  1-ccc-xxx-yyyy
• Princess Alice

  2015-11-15 03:31:29

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  Calica said:

  is it canon that Centralia has USA-style phone numbers?

  It's one of those things where I didn't care enough to make up my own system, so...
• Calica

  2015-11-15 03:34:42

  Sup bitches, witches, Haters, and trolls.

  it's one of those things where I didn't notice the first time but noticed the second

  
  

  iirc, "1" is actually the country code for the United States in international calls
• Odradek

  2015-11-15 03:40:36

  My dreams exceed my real life

  Have you seen this man? He's wanted by crooks everywhere, for trying to stop crime.

  
  His name is... ME!
• Calica

  2015-11-15 03:41:31

  Sup bitches, witches, Haters, and trolls.

  oops, i misremembered, it's actually the united states, canada, and the carribean