11PM news

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• Tre

  2015-11-13 13:24:32

  
  

  Most young people, though they're probably not getting their news from local network affiliates
• Princess Alice

  2015-11-13 14:44:32

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  I think the idea is that it's right after prime-time ends so you can capture the people who were watching whatever...
• lee4hmz

  2015-11-13 15:38:56

  ⚠ THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS

  And the 10 PM news, at least on the coasts, is an hour earlier for people who want to go to bed sooner.
• Sredni Vashtar

  2015-11-13 23:31:34

  “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”

  People who get off late shifts at work. Not the graveyard shift, but the one before it, which covers a pretty large number of people.
  
  I thought this was self-evident, but I guess not?
• Anonus

  2015-11-13 23:39:50

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  I just figured it was for Joe and Jane Sixpack, after getting their fill of Network Programming
• Crystal

  2015-11-13 23:41:10

  Munch munch, chomp chomp...

  ... come again?
• Salix Babylonika

  2015-11-13 23:43:14

  https://i.imgur.com/IoGc2jA.jpg

  "Joe and Jane Sixpack" is networkspeak for "the stereotypically average person"
• Sredni Vashtar

  2015-11-13 23:43:52

  “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”

  I know you mean to satirise the attitude, but AU, please don't.
• Yarrun XIX

  2015-11-14 00:48:01

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  Joe Sixpack, son of Eric Sixpack, who felled the Mead Lord and claimed the empire in his own name, rightful heir to the Tab of Ages, Godking of the Sacrosanct Plains
• LOAD Cherry

  2015-11-14 19:48:17

  Splat Charger Specialist

  Liberator of Brews, the Seldom Sober, Hangover-Slayer, and Master of the Broad Brown Throne.