Heaper Headcanons!!!

Manly McMacho · 2012-02-08 20:34:03

CA is an 8 year old girl / princess mayor hybrid thingy

Anonus is an 8 year old boy / the mayor's trophy husband thingy

Tno is a sukkubus

Gelzo is a supa desu kawaii neko yaoi chan~~~

Squid is a perky robot kid with tentacles

Vriska is oh my god isn't it freaking obvious you idiot

Justice, as of late, is Patroklos Alexander

Whale and Draco are vaguely cute mallrat lesbians

Tre is just tre, nothing special there (except for when he's Mordecai, then he's Tre with blue hair and wings)

And you are a chair. You know who you are.

Spacey · 2012-02-08 20:56:41

stop sitting on me

Manly McMacho · 2012-02-08 20:57:09

-sits even harder-

Spacey · 2012-02-08 20:58:18

D:<

PlutoniumFist · 2012-02-08 21:14:24

Justice, as of late, is Patroklos Alexander

But Justice isn't a homicidal maniac!

Manly McMacho · 2012-02-08 21:16:45

No, but Patroklos totally is Justice, he even said it himself!

PlutoniumFist · 2012-02-08 21:19:06

Well, you've got me there. He says that a lot.

Imipolex G · 2012-02-08 21:23:50

PlutoniumFist is Batman
Jumpingzombie is Piderman

Manly McMacho · 2012-02-08 21:27:03

Truth be told, PF is Simba for me and probably always will be.

JZ will never not be Piderman.

PlutoniumFist · 2012-02-08 21:28:38

...

LIONMAN

Anonus · 2012-02-08 21:32:07

CA's the mayor?

Manly McMacho · 2012-02-08 21:33:49

Yes, because princess = mayor, obviously.

She's apparently pulling some sort of behind the scenes mayor business, so even if she's not, she is. Don't you know how politics work?

Of course not, you're an 8 year old boy, now go and meet up with your secret princess mayor wife and play with some road signs or something.

PlutoniumFist · 2012-02-08 21:36:44

Princess = mayor = political boss.

You want something done, you go to her.

Manly McMacho · 2012-02-08 21:38:40

What if I want my nails done?

PlutoniumFist · 2012-02-08 21:39:00

You go to the boss.

Manly McMacho · 2012-02-09 00:14:14

And then Imi was this guy.

Gelzo · 2012-02-09 15:15:56

>yaoi

You couldn't pick someone else to be the yaoi one? It's not like we have a shortage of homosexuals.

Viani · 2012-02-09 15:16:57

bisexuals

Imipolex G · 2012-02-09 15:18:04

bisexcycle

Bunny · 2012-02-09 15:18:51

Ooooh

Make me the yaoi one! I'm super gay!

Ace Rimmer · 2012-02-09 15:19:22

Whale and Draco are vaguely cute mallrat lesbians

Vaguely cute?

Princess Alice · 2012-02-09 15:20:04

Super gay? Is that an updated rerelease of the original gay?

Imipolex G · 2012-02-09 15:22:12

Super Gay Turbo Hyper Champion Edition

Vriska · 2012-02-09 15:24:16

Well, it'd 8e weird if your headcanon for me was Equius or something. ::::P

Bunny · 2012-02-09 15:27:33

Super Gay Turbo Hyper Champion Edition 64 Advance DS

Viani · 2012-02-09 15:31:13

^ International Anniversary Game of the Year Rerelease

Justice4243 · 2012-02-09 17:34:37

STOP!

*Stabs vM because she looks like she has teh malfested*

JUSTICE TIME!

Mr_W · 2012-02-09 18:00:28

Who am I? :O

Tre · 2012-02-09 21:05:03

W, you are Dib. But not crazy or short, and also with red hair.

Vriska · 2012-02-09 21:32:31

Mr. W is a red-haired version of Tom Waits wearing a Men in Black suit.

DickGrabrod · 2012-02-09 22:31:16

Myself?

Misery · 2012-02-09 22:32:28

A box with a drawn smiley face.

Salix Babylonika · 2012-02-09 22:35:47

mois?

Irene · 2012-02-09 22:38:55

^ A woman.

Imipolex G · 2012-02-09 22:40:01

A snake.

ProfessorGator · 2012-02-09 22:41:32

Despite having only been here for a few weeks, I'm a little curious.

(secretly wants his heaper persona to be Ekans or at least a Zoroark disguised as one)

Vriska · 2012-02-09 22:43:10

You are a Mew that is really Dum8ledore pretending to 8e a Zoroark disguised as an Ekans.

ProfessorGator · 2012-02-09 22:44:24

Heh. Fair enough.

Bunny · 2012-02-09 22:45:28

You're a Feraligatr in a lab coat

Obā-san · 2012-02-09 22:47:18

Am I a catboy?

Vriska · 2012-02-09 22:53:15

No, you're a pony 8oy.

Imipolex G · 2012-02-09 22:53:54

I associate Naney with music and gayness.

He is a gay music.

Anonus · 2012-02-09 22:58:19

...why did that bring Wesley Willis to mind?

Obā-san · 2012-02-09 23:40:13

It does flow like his lyrics.

Manly McMacho · 2012-02-10 02:06:02

Gelzo: It's because I like implying that straight dudes are teh ghey for the lulz.

Whale: By that I mean not like "WOAH OMG SO HAWT" but at the very least somewhat fuckable.

Trust me, that's totes a compliment. Besides, being thexthy is overrated.

Other HCs:

Naney + death: Gay identical twins

Mr_W: German stick figure. Not sure why.

ProfGator: Ditto

Superglobularingmybellickitrightlickitgoodlickthispussyjustlikeyoushould: That one picture I saw of you like forevers ago

Irene: I have no idea.

Gelzo · 2012-02-10 03:03:58

I'll try to put on my gheyme-face, then.

Bunny · 2012-02-10 03:07:15

We're gay identical twins?

...Twincest is wincest?

Gelzo · 2012-02-10 03:09:51

It's not like gay identical twins are a new thing, at least in fiction.

Hell, there might even be a "trope".

Manly McMacho · 2012-02-10 03:11:00

Damn I love those twins.

Also, yes death. Yes.

That, and you guys just seem eerily similar for some reason.

Bunny · 2012-02-10 11:30:05

Yeah, we get that a lot.

Drunk Scribelarian mixes the two of us up all the fucking time.

Obā-san · 2012-02-10 12:26:26

Really? I never noticed that.

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