Some have said there is no subtlety to destruction. You know what?

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• Haven

  2012-02-07 15:37:09 edited 2012-02-07 15:37:56

  Let me tell you. About Fallen London.

  Of course you should fight fire with fire.

  
  

  You should fight everything with fire.
• Gelzo

  2012-02-07 15:41:41

  It's 4:20 somewhere.

  Frankly, destruction is best left to professionals.
• Idler

  2012-02-07 15:47:11

  Gerrard should really have learned some wit from Jaya. His flavour text quotes make him sound like a moron half the time.
  
• Viani

  2012-02-07 15:50:49

  ☭ B̤̺͍̰͕̺̠̕u҉̖͙̝̮͕̲ͅm̟̼̦̠̹̙p͡s̹͖ ̻T́h̗̫͈̙̩r̮e̴̩̺̖̠̭̜ͅa̛̪̟͍̣͎͖̺d͉̦͠s͕̞͚̲͍ ̲̬̹̤Y̻̤̱o̭͠u̥͉̥̜͡ ̴̥̪D̳̲̳̤o̴͙̘͓̤̟̗͇n̰̗̞̼̳͙͖͢'҉͖t̳͓̣͍̗̰ ͉W̝̳͓̼͜a̗͉̳͖̘̮n͕ͅt͚̟͚ ̸̺T̜̖̖̺͎̱ͅo̭̪̰̼̥̜ ̼͍̟̝R̝̹̮̭ͅͅe̡̗͇a͍̘̤͉͘d̼̜  ⚢

  

  Someday, someone will best me. But it won't be today, and it won't be you.
• Idler

  2012-02-07 15:53:10

  He didn't have a word for "home". But he knew it was something to be defended.
  
• Imipolex G

  2012-02-07 15:55:08

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  Each will have his personal Rocket.
• Viani

  2012-02-07 15:56:22

  ☭ B̤̺͍̰͕̺̠̕u҉̖͙̝̮͕̲ͅm̟̼̦̠̹̙p͡s̹͖ ̻T́h̗̫͈̙̩r̮e̴̩̺̖̠̭̜ͅa̛̪̟͍̣͎͖̺d͉̦͠s͕̞͚̲͍ ̲̬̹̤Y̻̤̱o̭͠u̥͉̥̜͡ ̴̥̪D̳̲̳̤o̴͙̘͓̤̟̗͇n̰̗̞̼̳͙͖͢'҉͖t̳͓̣͍̗̰ ͉W̝̳͓̼͜a̗͉̳͖̘̮n͕ͅt͚̟͚ ̸̺T̜̖̖̺͎̱ͅo̭̪̰̼̥̜ ̼͍̟̝R̝̹̮̭ͅͅe̡̗͇a͍̘̤͉͘d̼̜  ⚢

  

  Don't worry. I'm not going to deprive you of all your secrets. Just your most precious one.
• Obā-san

  2012-02-07 15:58:55

  
  

  You serve Phyrexia. 

  
  

  
  

  
  

  Your pieces would better serve Phyrexia elsewhere.
• Haven

  2012-02-07 15:58:56

  Let me tell you. About Fallen London.

  Gerrard should really have learned some wit from Jaya. His flavour text quotes make him sound like a moron half the time.
  

  His flavor text could be worse. *looks around* Well, maybe not.
• Idler

  2012-02-07 16:06:48 edited 2012-02-07 16:06:58

  
  

  It removed only one idea from her mind: defiance.
• millercross

  2012-02-07 16:56:28

  I don't know, I like Gerrard's flavour text because it manages to portray someone who's not exactly a genius, but still courageous and willing to fight for others. 

  
  

  In other words, an 80s hero. And really, what else do you want out of Magic. 

  
  

  With that said, 

  
  

  No one spoke. There was no need. The threat of the Eldrazi presented a simple choice: lay down your weapons and die for nothing, or hold them fast and die for something.
• Idler

  2012-02-07 16:59:15

  It's Gerrard's fixation with making terrible quips that bothers me.
  
• millercross

  2012-02-07 17:18:41

  "I'm always a little leery of anyone who offers to kill other people for free."

  ...that's actually kinda wise. huh.
• Haven

  2012-02-07 17:19:33 edited 2012-02-07 17:19:54

  Let me tell you. About Fallen London.

  ^^ In fairness, I can't pretend I wouldn't be the same way.
• Idler

  2012-02-07 17:21:47

  His soul snared by an angel's curse, Crovax twisted heroism into its purest shadow.
  
• millercross

  2012-02-07 17:30:24

  ^^ In fairness, I can't pretend I wouldn't be the same way.

  Me neither. And I think that's part of the reason I like him. He's really relatable. Sure, his jokes suck. But let's face it, yours (general you here) are not better
• Idler

  2012-02-08 08:15:44

  It is not that you will go mad. It is that you will beg for madness.