What Continental 17th-18th Century Rationalist Philosopher Are You?

Odradek · 2015-10-15 15:51:58

1. What is your favorite color?

A. Blue

B. Gold

C. Green

D. Other

2. Which of these Game of Thrones characters do you think is most attractive?

A. Cersei

B. Jon Snow

C. Hodor

D. Some other character who isn't even hot, probably.

3. Which of these ingredients for the creation of the Powerpuff Girls do you most identify with?

A. Sugar

B. Spice

C. Everything Nice

D. Chemical X

4. What is your favorite Nicktoon?

A. Rugrats

B. Rocket Power

C. CatDog

D. Maggie and the Ferocious Beast

5. Which of these Continental 17th-18th Century Rationalist Philosophers do you most identify with?

A. Baruch Spinoza

B. Rene Descartes

C. Gottfried Leibniz

D. One of those French fuckers who went around doing shit. Antoine Arnauld let's say.

Yarrun XIX · 2015-10-15 16:16:24

EEEE

Sredni Vashtar · 2015-10-18 00:38:57

I liked Maggie and the Ferocious Beast.

Odradek · 2015-10-18 00:41:48

Because you are smart asses, you are all Nicolas Malebranche.

Look at you

You could have been Spinoza or Descartes, but because you didn't take this seriously, you are Malebranche and must defend Occasionalism for the rest of your days. Have fun being wreckd by everyone after you, fucker.

Klinotaxis · 2015-10-18 00:44:07

diderot imo

Corvina · 2015-10-18 02:46:18

D,A,D,A,A

Obā-san · 2015-10-18 02:52:44

I like Voltaire

Salix Babylonika · 2015-10-18 02:57:29

I'm Jabba the Hutt

Calica · 2015-10-18 06:58:55

what's occasionalism

Klinotaxis · 2015-10-18 07:25:40

the belief that physics is basically fake and God has to make everything happen all the time.

wood doesn't burn because it is near fire, it burns because God makes it burn.

Calica · 2015-10-18 07:28:33

of course god had to make you think that causality is real, so obviously you can't actually argue with occasionalism

Odradek · 2015-10-18 16:40:28

rayman said:
the belief that physics is basically fake and God has to make everything happen all the time.

wood doesn't burn because it is near fire, it burns because God makes it burn.

Your rage at Al-Ghazali will never stop being funny to me.

Klinotaxis · 2015-10-18 17:43:41

FUCK YOU al ghazali you FUCKED EVERYTHING UP

i deny the mundane causality of your mother!!!

Corvina · 2015-10-18 18:16:02

Torgo said:
Because you are smart asses, you are all Nicolas Malebranche.

Look at you

You could have been Spinoza or Descartes, but because you didn't take this seriously, you are Malebranche and must defend Occasionalism for the rest of your days. Have fun being wreckd by everyone after you, fucker.

We are not our own light!

Odradek · 2015-10-18 18:23:43

D,A,D,A,A

I like Voltaire

Too late, everyone's Malebranche

I'm Jabba the Hutt

Except for Jane who is noted philosopher Ephant Mon

Sredni Vashtar · 2015-10-18 22:21:01

I actually wasn't being a smartass. I liked that show and you brought it up when almost no-one else ever does.

Salix Babylonika · 2015-10-18 22:21:50

come on let's go to Nowhereland

with Maggie

and the Ferocious Beast

Obā-san · 2015-10-18 22:22:45

that show was weird from what I remember

Salix Babylonika · 2015-10-18 22:23:18

robot scottish terrier

Sredni Vashtar · 2015-10-18 22:23:25

It was! But likeable for that.

Odradek · 2015-10-18 22:27:31

Witchy Jane said:
come on let's go to Nowhereland

with Maggie

and the Ferocious Beast

DAE Adventure Time is a ripoff

Odradek · 2015-10-18 22:28:06

0vvvv0 said:
I actually wasn't being a smartass. I liked that show and you brought it up when almost no-one else ever does.

I was listing Nicktoons and I thought "What's another show, oh that one was good and no one ever brings it up"

Sredni Vashtar · 2015-10-19 01:11:57

I am glad!

Odradek · 2015-10-19 17:08:03

http://existentialcomics.com/comic/103

Relevant.

Zeether · 2015-10-19 17:09:59

I'm Heidegger.

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