Jane singlehandedly destroys all of Fantasy fiction

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• Odradek

  2015-10-03 12:44:45

  My dreams exceed my real life

  Fuck.

  
  

  wreckd
• One-Winged Eagle

  2015-10-03 12:45:34

  Man is a most complex simple creature: see what he weaves, and how base his reasons for doing so.

  To chop at tree-roots.
• Sex Grips

  2015-10-03 12:50:38 edited 2015-10-03 12:50:55

  Ich bin ein jelly doughnut
  

  plus: as you may know, most animals that live underground have short to no hair. and yet, dwarves grow out their beards to disgusting lengths! ridiculous.
  
• Alduin

  2015-10-03 12:56:17

  Counterpoint: you didn't destroy FMA

  
  

  There's only one dwarf, and he doesn't have a beard OR an axe

  
  

  See, the joke is that it's Edward Elric.
• Tachyon

  2015-10-03 12:58:41

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  Acererak said:

  Counterpoint: you didn't destroy FMA

  
  

  There's only one dwarf, and he doesn't have a beard OR an axe

  
  

  See, the joke is that it's Edward Elric.

  WHO ARE YOU CALLING A RUNT SO TINY HE CAN ONLY BE SEEN WITH A MAGNIFYING GLASS???
  
• Tachyon

  2015-10-03 12:59:12

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  FMA had a dwarf, and he had a beard
  
  but he did not have a beard when he was a dwarf
  
• Yarrun XIX

  2015-10-03 12:59:36

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  Cherry Littlebottom
• Hexartes

  2015-10-03 13:05:27

  How about this?
  
  swords.... are PENISES
  
  PENISES............ are GAY
• Odradek

  2015-10-03 13:09:03

  My dreams exceed my real life

  Why are dwarves all Scottish.

  
  

  It's such a random ethnicity.

  
  

  If anything they should be stereotypical Italian-Americans.

  
  
  Eeeeeeey I'm minin' here!
• Tachyon

  2015-10-03 13:10:56

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  Dwarves are Scottish because they're based on Norse mythology and Scotland is where the Vikings probably had the most (direct) impact on Anglophone culture
  
• One-Winged Eagle

  2015-10-03 13:47:07

  Man is a most complex simple creature: see what he weaves, and how base his reasons for doing so.

  I think the only place I've seen Jewish dwarfs are in Discworld.
• Odradek

  2015-10-03 13:50:53

  My dreams exceed my real life

  Tolkien said his dwarfs were kinda Jewish too.
• One-Winged Eagle

  2015-10-03 14:12:56

  Man is a most complex simple creature: see what he weaves, and how base his reasons for doing so.

  Okay, non-Tolkien dwarfs.
• Klinotaxis

  2015-10-03 15:57:19

  kill living beings
  

  OK, this is actually bothering me a bit. Fuck.
  
• Haven

  2015-10-03 16:20:21

  Let me tell you. About Fallen London.

  Kamen Fucker #2 said:

  To chop at tree-roots.

  Correct.

  
  

  
  
• Salix Babylonika

  2015-10-03 18:02:39

  https://i.imgur.com/IoGc2jA.jpg

  rayman said:

  OK, this is actually bothering me a bit. Fuck.
  

  dwarves use hammers to smith things

  
  

  if you flatten out a smith's hammer, it looks a bit like an axe

  
  

  there u go
• Fossilmaiden

  2015-10-03 18:10:32

  Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
  

  Dwarves use axes because they beat spears, a weapon that would be very dangerous in enclosed spaces like tunnels.