plus: as you may know, most animals that live underground have short to no hair. and yet, dwarves grow out their beards to disgusting lengths! ridiculous.
Dwarves are Scottish because they're based on Norse mythology and Scotland is where the Vikings probably had the most (direct) impact on Anglophone culture
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but he did not have a beard when he was a dwarf
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
swords.... are PENISES
PENISES............ are GAY
Eeeeeeey I'm minin' here!