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ITT: We do our best impressions of Internet commenters

AnonusAnonus
edited 2015-09-26 08:25:26 in General
watching tohse men, sepcimens of beauty my god. grabbing each others beuatiful bodys my god. such strength. such might. my god...thas the game. Thats the essense of the game.

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  • Imipolex GImipolex G
    Touch the cow. Do it now.
    hotcha
  • AnonusAnonus
    I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    not incoherent enough, and neither is this
  • AnonusAnonus
    I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    wait you can understand my opening post shit i failed at this so badly
  • Imipolex GImipolex G
    Touch the cow. Do it now.
    gloooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
  • AnonusAnonus
    I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    amended the OP to what I probably should have called this
  • AnonusAnonus
    I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    anyone who doesn't post dumb shit here is a supporter of Obama the Kenyan Muslim Socialist
  • KlinotaxisKlinotaxis
    kill living beings
    hi
  • Salix BabylonikaSalix Babylonika
    https://i.imgur.com/IoGc2jA.jpg
    look man lemme tell you

    future, people underestimate that dude. that dude is a poet

    fuckin a lean poet

    he drinks the lean and he makes the poetry, people don't get him

    fuck nas, future is the real rap poet
  • MandelbrotMandelbrot
    fight. dream. horse. love.
    first
  • AlduinAlduin
    Like if you are le 90s kid and didn't come here from [blockbuster movie this song was in]
  • ZeetherZeether
    edited 2015-09-26 15:47:10
    Know your lines? Of course you know your lines! But I don't want to just hear your lines...I wanna hear what's in YOUR SOULS!!
    FAKE AND GAY

    (I cringed just typing that)
  • AlduinAlduin
    Zeether said:

    FAKE AND GAY

    (I cringed just typing that)

    wow isn't that from 2005
  • ZeetherZeether
    Know your lines? Of course you know your lines! But I don't want to just hear your lines...I wanna hear what's in YOUR SOULS!!
    It was some dumb trend started by Ray William Johnson
  • HavenHaven
    Let me tell you. About Fallen London.
    but

    aren't we actually internet commenters
  • HavenHaven
    Let me tell you. About Fallen London.
    like we're on the internet...we're making comments...
  • HavenHaven
    Let me tell you. About Fallen London.
    i guess, in the sense of "commentary", it implies an origin point which is continually being commented upon rather than the ever-evolving ebb and flow of a thread conversation which need only be tangentially related to the original post. but that phenomenon also happens in youtube comments, does it not
  • KlinotaxisKlinotaxis
    kill living beings
    Haven said:

    but


    aren't we actually internet commenters
    hence "hi"
  • CalicaCalica
    Sup bitches, witches, Haters, and trolls.
    Haven said:

    but


    aren't we actually internet commenters
    really this thread means youtube and/or news site comments i think
  • HavenHaven
    Let me tell you. About Fallen London.
    so i guess what i'm saying is

    image
    and furthermore, umberto eco's ur-fascism IS a cogent and concise definition of the term, which means that it can be meaningfully applied within the context of the greater metaplot of the smurfs expanded universe
  • AlduinAlduin
    0:36 is the good part
  • Obā-sanObā-san

    Acererak said:

    0:36 is the good part

    darude - sandstorm

  • Section42LSection42L
    We can do anything if we do it together.
    image
  • Imipolex GImipolex G
    Touch the cow. Do it now.
    I'm a fetus and I like 60s music not today's crap
  • Obā-sanObā-san

    darkgamer69
  • Obā-sanObā-san

    "1910 = music started" is the best bit of that whole thing imo
  • AlduinAlduin
    Section42L said:

    image

    image
  • Obā-sanObā-san

    inverted music then music now things will never not be funny to me I think
  • Section42LSection42L
    We can do anything if we do it together.
    I'll never get why so many humourless rockists have attached themselves to Queen when Freddie Mercury was pretty much the opposite of one.
  • Sredni VashtarSredni Vashtar
    “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    Yeah, it's pretty weird. It's sort of like homophobic fans of Iced Earth berating the Angry Metal Guy when said band's frontman so obviously wants to be Rob Halford.
  • OdradekOdradek
    My dreams exceed my real life
    Section42L said:

    I'll never get why so many humourless rockists have attached themselves to Queen when Freddie Mercury was pretty much the opposite of one.

    Yeah.

    Like he literally sang a booty jam way before Sir Mixalot made it big in rap.
  • TachyonTachyon
    imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    Section42L said:

    I'll never get why so many humourless rockists have attached themselves to Queen when Freddie Mercury was pretty much the opposite of one.

    Brian May

    Queen are also somewhat compositionally interesting

    Also for a while there was the 'no synths' thing, though when they did start using them they were like 'now with synths!'
  • Sredni VashtarSredni Vashtar
    “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    The "no synths" thing was not an anti-synth statement, but a disclaimer that they did not need sequencers or keyboards to play those insane guitar licks. May was actually perfectly OK with synths when they were actually used as synths. He just wanted people to know he could actually shred like that.
  • Sredni VashtarSredni Vashtar
    “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    But again, rockists and nuance.
  • TachyonTachyon
    imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    Sredni Vashtar said:

    The "no synths" thing was not an anti-synth statement, but a disclaimer that they did not need sequencers or keyboards to play those insane guitar licks. May was actually perfectly OK with synths when they were actually used as synths. He just wanted people to know he could actually shred like that.

    And you wonder why rockists admired that?
  • Section42LSection42L
    edited 2015-09-27 01:59:12
    We can do anything if we do it together.
    I'll also add that a lot of rockists admire Brian May for building his own guitar.

    Admittedly, it is a rather impressive feat, but still...
  • Imipolex GImipolex G
    Touch the cow. Do it now.
    rockists have the wrong priorities, and this is coming from someone who mostly listens to rock
  • Sredni VashtarSredni Vashtar
    “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    ^^^ Oh, I'm not wondering. I'm saying they're taking away the wrong message.

    It is worth noting that rockism isn't really about rock. It's about the obsession with authenticity and an exclusive culture of star worship and cultural oligarchy framed as meritocracy.
  • TachyonTachyon
    imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    Sure.  But i think that kind of statement of virtuosity was something that appealed to them, i don't think they necessarily took the wrong message (that Queen were anti-synths)

    i mean it wouldn't surprise me if they did, but i think the intended message was very much the kind of thing that appeals to rockist sensibilities, you know?
  • Sredni VashtarSredni Vashtar
    “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    That is a fair point.

    Incidental ironic note: Gary Numan began his career as a rockist glam musician, but after stumbling upon a synthesiser in the studio when recording Tubeway Army's debut became convinced of the power of the amplified synthesiser and became an enthusiastic convert.
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