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Why do people like to eat fatty food while watching American football?

AnonusAnonus
in General
So many things about football culture puzzle me, chief among them the mixture of hedonism with figurative war, and this is the hedonism

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  • Obā-sanObā-san

    because people like eating things that taste good, and due to evolutionary reasons and shit fatty food is found enjoyable by many people?
  • AnonusAnonus
    I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    I guess it just tied in somehow with how loud and flashy it is
  • Imipolex GImipolex G
    Touch the cow. Do it now.
    because Americans are stupid and fat and also before I clicked on it
  • CalicaCalica
    Sup bitches, witches, Haters, and trolls.
    because people like to drink while watching American football and fatty foods while drinking help prevent hangovers
  • Sredni VashtarSredni Vashtar
    “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    In theory. Hangovers function like migraines; the ideal solution, insofar as there is one, is caffeine.
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