The existential horror of Captain N: The Game Master

Odradek · 2015-09-22 23:31:54

If you are a villain, you are doomed to lose in the end. If you are a hero, you only have worth insofar as Captain N cares about you, and he will always be better, because he has been you, and can be you better than you could ever be you. Regardless, every struggle throughout the entirety of your life has been part of a game for children.

Imipolex G · 2015-09-22 23:35:17

also, you look nothing like you did in the game.

Odradek · 2015-09-22 23:36:36

Presumably because this was written by a bunch of 40 something sitcom writers who were only allowed to sit down and play the games for a few hours free of context as their research.

Section42L · 2015-09-22 23:45:16

We need to watch some episodes of this in your stream sometime.

Odradek · 2015-09-22 23:45:56

Maybe in November.

Odradek · 2015-09-22 23:46:23

I know some good episodes that show the steady degeneration of the show.

Imipolex G · 2015-09-22 23:51:15

I know I watched it as a kid but honestly I remember next to nothing about it.

Odradek · 2015-09-22 23:53:55

There's a reason for that.

Imipolex G · 2015-09-22 23:55:02

lemme guess IT SUCKS BALLS

Odradek · 2015-09-22 23:56:27

Yes

Anonus · 2015-09-23 01:30:28

what little I've seen of it seemed like the DEEKiest DIC show, how could it get worse?

Anonus · 2015-09-23 01:31:59

at least it has that weird-ass interpretation of Mother Brain

Odradek · 2015-09-23 01:32:51

Anonus said:
what little I've seen of it seemed like the DEEKiest DIC show, how could it get worse?

They ran out of a budget and ideas in the last season, and it really shows

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