NOT THE BOTFLIES! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

Viani · 2012-01-31 14:36:11

THEY'RE IN MY ELBOWS! MY ELBOWS! AHHH ARRRRGHHHGGHIGBHBHGBHGHBGBGHBG

Justice4243 · 2012-01-31 15:05:06

Saw a thing on discover where a guy hat to have one of these taken out of his head.

It wasn't deep or anything, but it still looked painful.

In related news, fuck the Amazon.

Viani · 2012-01-31 16:42:00

Having worms inside of you shitting from your wounds is never nice, and I will openly state nobody has a fetish for it.

Justice4243 · 2012-01-31 18:06:53

I'm sure the internet could prove you wrong, but me figuring that out would mean putting energy to discovering if this terrible, terrible fetish exists.

And that's terrible.

Unknown · 2012-01-31 18:53:52

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Bunny · 2012-01-31 19:03:34

I'm sure the internet could prove you wrong, but me figuring that out would mean putting energy to discovering if this terrible, terrible fetish exists.

Why don't you ask your friendly neighborhood furry?

There's this furry flash game that exists. Yes, it's pretty much all porn. And if you're a male, it's very possible to get infested with worms and have all sorts of squicky sexual situations.

The creator also has the option to turn all those scenes off, because he's actually mildly sane.

I'd post a link but I'm pretty sure it would get me instabanned.

(incidentally, that looks absolutely terrible. Is there a better way to quote someone?)

Obā-san · 2012-01-31 19:04:30

...I did NOT NEED TO KNOW THAT.

PlutoniumFist · 2012-01-31 19:05:26

That's the only real way to quote someone.

Haven · 2012-01-31 19:07:48

incidentally, that looks absolutely terrible. Is there a better way to quote someone?

The easiest way is to copy the quote into the WYSIWYG parser (that is, click the last icon with the <> before pasting), then click it again and make the rest of your post.

And now to keep not thinking about this thread.

Justice4243 · 2012-01-31 19:41:29

"That video seems proof that there is no god."

I thought about this and thought maybe he just figured with free will people would have the good sense not to live in the same place as bot flies.

Or maybe he'd figure we'd go all 1900s on nature and just have murdered all that shit by now.

"Prediction #11: No Mosquitoes nor Flies. Insect screens will be unnecessary. Mosquitoes, house-flies and roaches will have been practically exterminated. Boards of health will have destroyed all mosquito haunts and breeding-grounds, drained all stagnant pools, filled in all swamp-lands, and chemically treated all still-water streams. The extermination of the horse and its stable will reduce the house-fly."

"Prediction #28: There will be no wild animals except in menageries. Rats and mice will have been exterminated. The horse will have become practically extinct. A few of high breed will be kept by the rich for racing, hunting and exercise. The automobile will have driven out the horse. Cattle and sheep will have no horns. They will be unable to run faster than the fattened hog of today. A century ago the wild hog could outrun a horse. Food animals will be bred to expend practically all of their life energy in producing meat, milk, wool and other by-products. Horns, bones, muscles and lungs will have been neglected."

See, this is what happens when you let hippies get in the way of murdering all of mother nature...you get bot flies.

Salix Babylonika · 2012-01-31 19:50:35

Bot Flies are evil outsiders who can use Smite Good at will. They have a particular loathing for humanoids.

NOT THE BOTFLIES! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

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