BREAKING NEWS: Porky Pig leaves WB to join Marvel

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• Tachyon

  2015-09-13 00:01:55

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  
• Tre

  2015-09-13 00:03:59

  
  

  the new Spider-Ham
• Anonus

  2015-09-13 00:04:55

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  *hyperventilates*
• Anonus

  2015-09-13 00:05:20

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  please

  
  

  please tell me this was a trade for Howard the Duck
• Odradek

  2015-09-13 00:07:41

  My dreams exceed my real life

  He will play some stupid fucking ancillary character fans love for some godforsaken reason.
• Salix Babylonika

  2015-09-13 00:07:54

  https://i.imgur.com/IoGc2jA.jpg

  
• Salix Babylonika

  2015-09-13 00:08:14

  https://i.imgur.com/IoGc2jA.jpg

  Tachyon said:

  

  wots this from
• Anonus

  2015-09-13 00:10:45

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  Odradek said:

  He will play some stupid fucking ancillary character fans love for some godforsaken reason.

  >implying Marvel acquired Porky Pig for anything other than being Porky Pig
• Tachyon

  2015-09-13 00:10:54 edited 2015-09-13 00:11:22

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  queenpoison said:

  Tachyon said:

  

  wots this from

  
  Fragile
  
  a comic i found cuz you linked it a while back, actually
  
• Crystal

  2015-09-13 00:14:37

  Munch munch, chomp chomp...

  Tachyon said:

  queenpoison said:

  Tachyon said:

  

  wots this from

  
  Fragile
  
  a comic i found cuz you linked it a while back, actually
  

  Cute picture, and I enjoyed it.
• Odradek

  2015-09-13 00:19:59

  My dreams exceed my real life

  Anonus said:

  Odradek said:

  He will play some stupid fucking ancillary character fans love for some godforsaken reason.

  >implying Marvel acquired Porky Pig for anything other than being Porky Pig

  That doesn't make sense, they can't milk nerd nostalgia
• Anonus

  2015-09-13 00:21:41

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  Looney Tunes >>>>>>> "nerd nostalgia"
• Anonus

  2015-09-13 00:21:58

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  even though by a certain definition it is nerd nostalgia
• Anonus

  2015-09-13 00:22:22

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  and besides, Marvel didn't get Bugs or Daffy :J
• Tachyon

  2015-09-13 00:22:45

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  Anonus said:

  Looney Tunes >>>>>>> "nerd nostalgia"

  You know that and i know that.
  
  But you're assuming Marvel knows that.
  
• Anonus

  2015-09-13 00:58:54

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  No, they don't, which is why ABC Warner will be watching with mixed emotions once the Marvel Empire's perch lowers in stature

  
  

  Mad that we can't pump out endless DC movies, happy that the masses can move on from comic book superheroes

  
  

  (I really want to do a Wonder Woman cartoon show sometime though)
• Obā-san

  2015-09-13 01:07:11

  
  

  Anonus said:

  please

  
  

  please tell me this was a trade for Howard the Duck

  can't he just leave by himself
• Anonus

  2015-09-13 01:09:29

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  NO
• Anonus

  2015-09-13 01:10:01

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  If Howard didn't come to WBA in exchange for Porky, a motherfucking 80-year-old character, then NO DEAL
• Odradek

  2015-09-13 01:11:12

  My dreams exceed my real life

  George Lucas's greatest film
• Anonus

  2015-09-13 01:18:31

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  Howard the Duck would play a very pivotal role in Space Jam II

  
  

  Though Porky no longer working for WBA would derail the plot as I currently have it
• Obā-san

  2015-09-13 01:18:39

  
  

  Anonus said:

  NO

  slavery is illegal u kno
• Tachyon

  2015-09-13 01:20:42

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  ducks don't have much in the way of employment rights, unfortunately
  
• Obā-san

  2015-09-13 01:21:24

  
  

  what a dystopia
• Anonus

  2015-09-13 01:23:38

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  naney said:

  Anonus said:

  NO

  slavery is illegal u kno

  It's not slavery, it's just that he has a lifetime contract with Warner Bros. (which upon my reorganization I made a contract with Warner Bros. Animation, Inc.) and this contract could be traded to Marvel Characters for their contract with Howard the Duck

  
  

  Like in sports
• Anonus

  2015-09-13 01:23:53

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  I'm not saying that I did that. I would never trade Porky away.
• Obā-san

  2015-09-13 01:24:43

  
  

  he has a lifetime contract he can't get out of
  
  so it's slavery
• Anonus

  2015-09-13 01:26:27 edited 2015-09-13 01:26:35

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  They can be released from said contracts

  
  

  The central characters of Cirque du Yogi are threatened with termination of employment at times
• Odradek

  2015-09-13 01:27:40

  My dreams exceed my real life

  Anonus, what if you are actually becoming Jack Lipnick from Barton Fink.
• Anonus

  2015-09-13 01:28:57

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  I haven't seen that movie but I think I've been Jack Lipnick
• Obā-san

  2015-09-13 01:29:23

  
  

  Anonus said:

  They can be released from said contracts

  
  

  The central characters of Cirque du Yogi are threatened with termination of employment at times

  you can do this with slaves too! unless you are in the antebellum south, but for the rest of human history you could totally release your slaves!
  
• Anonus

  2015-09-13 01:29:31

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  During my brief stint as the owner of Columbia Pictures I was mad about them clinging to Spider-Man because I was tired of giving DISNEY free advertising and wanted to focus on IP that ABC Inc OWNED
• Anonus

  2015-09-13 01:29:47

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  And now ABC Warner owns so much IP