If you could turn into a big cat

Comments

• Anonus

  2015-09-06 08:16:39

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  I wish I were a jaguar right now
• Tanya

  2015-09-06 08:22:37

  Pizza Dog

  
• Yarrun XIX

  2015-09-06 08:25:59

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  No value in being a big cat
• Anonus

  2015-09-06 08:26:39

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  Yarrun XIX said:

  No value in being a big cat

  is this about how much better it is to be a bear
• lee4hmz

  2015-09-06 08:44:18

  ⚠ THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS

  
  OH MAI GAH
  
• Yarrun XIX

  2015-09-06 08:54:42

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  now it is
• Princess Alice

  2015-09-06 09:19:30

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  I always thought being a lion would be cool

  
  

  I am a Leo, after all
• Tachyon

  2015-09-06 09:59:36

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  i would do it, definitely
  
  but unless that gave me the mind of a cat, i wouldn't hunt
  
  i'd just run around and enjoy being fast and powerful and hopefully not get shot
  
• Crystal

  2015-09-06 12:54:57

  Munch munch, chomp chomp...

  Not bird.
• Vriska

  2015-09-06 14:11:10

  8luh 8luh.

  I've always thought being a tiger would be pretty cool.

  
  

  ...of course this might have been influenced by reading too many Calvin and Hobbes strips as a kid and thus my childhood ideas of tigerhood weren't entirely accurate.
• Tachyon

  2015-09-06 17:22:57

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  Y'know if you gave me the ability to do this i would probably drop everything, go out into the wilderness and do it.  Today.

  
  

  Even if it was permanent, even if it gave me the brain of a big cat.  i think it's a good idea.

  
  

  Getting well clear of inhabited areas before transforming is the one concession i'd make to humankind.
• Odradek

  2015-09-06 17:25:07

  My dreams exceed my real life

  It's probably not as fun as it sounds.
• Tachyon

  2015-09-06 17:27:02

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  But if i don't try it, how will i know?
• Obā-san

  2015-09-06 17:42:08

  
  

  i am already quite large by cat standards
  
• Imipolex G

  2015-09-06 19:28:52

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  Crystal said:

  Not bird.

  Not cow.
  
• Princess Alice

  2015-09-06 19:30:09

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  Tachyon said:

  Y'know if you gave me the ability to do this i would probably drop everything, go out into the wilderness and do it.  Today.

  
  

  Even if it was permanent, even if it gave me the brain of a big cat.  i think it's a good idea.

  
  

  Getting well clear of inhabited areas before transforming is the one concession i'd make to humankind.

  I've had thoughts like this before.