The Periodic Table of Heapers

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• Salix Babylonika

  2015-09-04 21:29:54

  https://i.imgur.com/IoGc2jA.jpg

  yus
• Sex Grips

  2015-09-04 21:30:24

  Ich bin ein jelly doughnut
  

  i spent too long trying to figure out wikiped's periodic table and my element got taken.
  
  i'm the worst
  
• Crystal

  2015-09-04 21:32:20

  Munch munch, chomp chomp...

  I added Miko, since Centie wisely chose mine (as asked). All is well.
• Tre

  2015-09-04 21:36:21

  
  

  Sex Grips said:

  i spent too long trying to figure out wikiped's periodic table and my element got taken.
  
  i'm the worst
  

  Which one was it?
• Sex Grips

  2015-09-04 21:38:56 edited 2015-09-04 21:39:09

  Ich bin ein jelly doughnut
  

  i arbitrarily decided i was gonna be tungsten because Heavy Metal
  
  then i was like, hm, maybe iron, iron's gritty
  
  then i realized carbon has a million cool uses/aesthetic properties, including making steel (iron on its own is shitty)
  
• Vriska

  2015-09-04 21:54:07 edited 2015-09-04 21:55:52

  8luh 8luh.

  I think there's a column missing, but I wanna call dibs on Oxygen.

  
  

  O for Ozbourne. Also atomic number 8.

  
  

  Could've gone with Silver because Ag (arachnidsGrip) but Oxygen works better because of my original username and because 8.
• Klinotaxis

  2015-09-04 21:55:40

  kill living beings
  

  osmium is the densest metal. good for heaviness.
• Princess Alice

  2015-09-04 21:58:05

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  ....yeah, i fucked up on the borders when I tried to remove them from some of the cells. I'll fix it.
• Haven

  2015-09-04 21:58:46

  Let me tell you. About Fallen London.

  i am o m n i p r e s e n t
• Aliroz

  2015-09-04 22:07:20

  ...And even when your hope is gone

  move along, move along, just to make it through

  (2015 self)

  Argon is the eighteenth element, so it's divisible by three.

  
  

  It's the third most common element in the earth's atmosphere.

  
  

  It makes a lovely blue laser and is used for intense bright blue neon lights.

  
  

  It is use to stop famous documents from decaying (such as the Constitution and the Declaration of Independence), as it is a noble gas and will not react with the paper, and in most conditions is not flammable.
• Toolsie

  2015-09-04 22:10:32

  ಠ_ಠ

  I'll have thallium, because the symbol is Tl which is close to Tools.
  
  Also because it's in Group 13, and 13 is my lucky number.
• Tachyon

  2015-09-04 22:59:26 edited 2015-09-04 23:03:00

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  i'm possibly subatomic, so idk whether i should have one of these really
  
• Haven

  2015-09-04 23:02:31

  Let me tell you. About Fallen London.

  Worried it would be tachy?
• Tachyon

  2015-09-04 23:02:47

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  Just a little.
  
• SpruceZeus

  2015-09-06 03:47:52

  hm. i have no idea. there is no Zu or Sz or Sp to make things easy on me. what do y'all think?
  
• Tachyon

  2015-09-06 03:49:08

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  You're a skeleton, apparently, so radon or something similarly deadly
  
• Tachyon

  2015-09-06 03:50:38

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  Astatine is the bad one.
  
  Radon is the cute one.
  
• SpruceZeus

  2015-09-06 03:52:29

  it'd absolutely be calcium, if centie didnt already jack it >_>
  
• Tachyon

  2015-09-06 03:54:47

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  Without which man would be unable to consume foods.
  
  And would starve.
  
• Tachyon

  2015-09-06 03:59:33

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  Y'know i'm just gonna go ahead and claim astatine
  
  from the Greek astatos, meaning unstable
  
• Imipolex G

  2015-09-06 06:26:33

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  I have chosen Pb (lead) for it is a heavy metal (think Led Zeppelin) and also it could stand for peanut butter
  
• sunn wolf

  2015-09-06 09:51:10

  SpruceZeus said:

  hm. i have no idea. there is no Zu or Sz or Sp to make things easy on me. what do y'all think?
  

  Sulfur, s, still is not taken, i think
  
  i considered it and then fairly arbitrarily went for mercury instead
• Princess Alice

  2015-09-06 09:55:44

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  ^ lol ur liquid at room temperature
• Tachyon

  2015-09-06 11:36:50

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  i can't even keep myself together at room temperature
  
• Alduin

  2015-09-06 14:34:17

  SpruceZeus said:

  hm. i have no idea. there is no Zu or Sz or Sp to make things easy on me. what do y'all think?
  

  You're Zudak?
• SpruceZeus

  2015-09-06 14:54:44

  sunn wolf said:

  SpruceZeus said:

  hm. i have no idea. there is no Zu or Sz or Sp to make things easy on me. what do y'all think?

  doy
  
• Haven

  2015-09-06 15:14:24

  Let me tell you. About Fallen London.

  can't go wrong with fire and brimstone
• Crystal

  2015-09-06 15:48:51 edited 2015-09-06 15:49:23

  Munch munch, chomp chomp...

  Acererak said:

  SpruceZeus said:

  hm. i have no idea. there is no Zu or Sz or Sp to make things easy on me. what do y'all think?
  

  You're Zudak?

  Yes.

  
  

  Also, I stand by Sulfur being good. Fire and brimstone just makes me think of spooky scary skeletons in some death metal cover art, or whatever.
• sunn wolf

  2015-09-06 15:53:30

  Central Avenue said:

  ^ lol ur liquid at room temperature

  being solid at room temperature is for squares, and also other identifiable solid shapes.
  
• SpruceZeus

  2015-09-06 16:20:01 edited 2015-09-07 00:01:07

  Io, fertilizer, pesticide, and acid rain. I'm all right with this.
  
• Sex Grips

  2015-09-06 22:46:52 edited 2015-09-06 22:49:52

  Ich bin ein jelly doughnut
  

  sulfur's also an additive in DIESEL
  
• SpruceZeus

  2015-09-07 00:01:59

  sulfur is pretty metal, as far as non-metals go :v
  
• eriophora zia

  2015-09-07 07:29:05

  I have cut a caper with the dancing mad god

  I grabbed Thulium because atomic number 69
• SpruceZeus

  2015-09-07 23:42:47

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• One-Winged Eagle

  2015-09-08 02:45:02

  Man is a most complex simple creature: see what he weaves, and how base his reasons for doing so.

  Can we be the Knights of the Periodic Table?

  
  

  Also, I took two places: Li, for Lin Chong, and Kr, for Kraken. K can be used for someone else.
• glennmagusharvey

  2015-09-08 06:12:55

  There is no "El" element, @Acererak.  Though may I suggest "Er"?
  
  Anyway, I picked Lu, for Lucca, the awesome genius girl from Chrono Trigger.  It stands for Lutetium, which also sounds like Lutecia, a.k.a. Lulu, a character from Nanoha StrikerS.
  
• Princess Alice

  2015-09-08 09:42:14

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  MachSpeed said:

  Can we be the Knights of the Periodic Table?

  
  

  Also, I took two places: Li, for Lin Chong, and Kr, for Kraken. K can be used for someone else.

  Fine by me. I was thinking I could also stand for Kevin, but really that was just one I threw on there before I posted out so it wouldn't be completely blank when I opened it for editing.
  
  
• Alduin

  2015-09-08 14:22:19

  We're using actual elements?
• Haven

  2015-09-08 14:37:43

  Let me tell you. About Fallen London.

  Hydrogen doesn't exist, but otherwise
• Corvina

  2015-09-08 15:15:22

  Vampire Lady of Corvidia
  
  (The other Jane)
  

  How come Yarrun got Co?
  
• Princess Alice

  2015-09-08 16:00:47

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  Corvidium said:

  How come Yarrun got Co?
  

  It's a first-come, first-serve thing, basically...
• Yarrun XIX

  2015-09-08 21:15:19

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  I may give it up if someone gives me a better idea
• Toolsie

  2015-09-08 21:22:26

  ಠ_ಠ

  What about Yttrium?
• glennmagusharvey

  2015-09-08 22:41:11

  Yarrun XIX said:

  I may give it up if someone gives me a better idea

  I would suggest Potassiun (#19) but it seems Odradek already claimed it.