The NFL is so commercial it has become a microcosm of capitalism. Team does something blatantly bad, has too many viewers to be disqualified from tournament like it should be.
Though personally I like to think of it as an extremely stuffy version of WWE. spend too much time doing a touchdown dance and you get FINED sir, no wasting time allowed when it's not commercials
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I like how this has become the "The Price Is Right theme song remixes" thread
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Though personally I like to think of it as an extremely stuffy version of WWE. spend too much time doing a touchdown dance and you get FINED sir, no wasting time allowed when it's not commercials
There might be a FIFA equivalent, I just didn't even think of it because the statement was about the NFL, lol.
i mean afaik nobody bulldozed anyone's house to make room for American football fans
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guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
Shame on me now
Flew me to places I'd never been
Now I'm laying on the cold hard ground